DIS: Hey! It hasn't been a month! It's been...a week? Or was it two weeks? Well it's better than a month, am I not right? Anyway, which reviewer said that I jumped place to place? (o.o) Cos I mean, they were completely right. It was just a chapter to please you guys. A better chapter is right here! Mainly because I'm not wasting time typing it!

Marik: You're wasting time righting fics!

DIS: You spelled writing wrong, you reknob!

Marik: I, uh...did not!

DIS: (sticks tongue out at him) Wuss!

Marik: Shut up before I send you to the Shadow Realm!

DIS: (-.-) I'd come right back.

Malik: (jumps in) YESSSS!!! IN YOUR FACE! (runs back out)

Marik and DIS: (blinks)

DIS: ooohhh, I know what it is. (takes something that she faxed to everyone) Malik won the poll.

Bakura: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

DIS: Hey, don't get mad at me! Everyone loved Malik. Oh, but to those who voted for Bakura, I'm very sorry!

Bakura and Marik: (mope)

Marik: NO ONE VOTED FOR ME!!!

DIS: (rocks back and forth on her feet) Actually...

Marik: (blink)

DIS: (smile) I voted for you!

Marik: (sulks) A lot of good that did.

DIS: (snicker)

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Note: Next update, I'll be sure to put up the final poll to show you how many people voted for who! (smile)

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ding dong

Kaiba yawned and heard a yell from below. His office door was slammed out and a rabid Yugi came in.

"AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"

"YOU FED YAMI SOMETHING GROSS, I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR GENITALS!!!!!!!!!!"

"(O.O'') HOLY—''

CRUNCH!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

In Mokuba's room...

Mokuba's eyes went wide and he hurried down the hall to his brother office.

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" Mokuba exclaimed. Yugi was standing there with something...in...his mouth...(SWEAT DROP)

"I'VE BEEN CASTRATED!!!" Kaiba screamed. "My sea-men! My sea-men are gone!"

"Uh..."

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"DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWELS—wait, what's dat word??" Joey looked to his sister, who sighed and rolled her eyes.

Hmm, perhaps if I offer Seto sex under the mistle-toe he'll love me??

"WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME?!" They turned to see Tea at the window, angry eyes set.

"Oh, hi Tea." Joey said, waving a hand like mad.

"LET ME IN!"

"Ummm, why?"

" LET ME IN, JOEY! BEFORE I LITERALLY BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!"

"(O.O) Oh no...Tea's on her—''

CRASH!

"TEA!" Mai cried, running after her, stepping gingerly over the door.

"COME HERE, JOEY!"

"AWWW!" Joey and Tea started to run around in circles around Serenity and Mai. "HELP ME!"

"HELP YOU? HELP US!" Serenity and Mai said, holding onto her.

"I'M AFRAID! I'M AFRAID! TEA PLEASE STOP!"

"YOU NEED TO ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN I ANSWER, YOU ASSHOLE!"

"(X.X) AWW!"

"TEA! Er, look! Here's some M-I-D-O-L!" Tea stopped and looked at the small box. Tea smiled and took the box like a little girl receiving a toy.

"Thank you so much, Mai!" Tea hugged her, nearly suffocating her. Mai fixed her hair as tea sat down, popping two pills in her mouth and drinking down some water.

Joey, however, was so tired, he fainted, muttering, "Merry Christmas"

"Oh dear..." Serenity murmured.

"I'M A LITTLE PLUM FAIRY!" Tea said, spinning around in circles in the living room.

"(O.O) Mai, are you sure that was...?"

"Sure it was! Er...well...actually it was anti-depressant pills..."

"MAI!"

"COME FRIEND SERENITY! No shouting allowed in Fairy Land!" Tea took Serenity and they al spun around in many circles. "Join us Mai!"

"Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have given that to her...

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MALIK!" Isis called. "I'M LEAVING TO GET AN ABORTION!"

"RADAMMIT WOMAN! I WAS SO CLOSE TO HAVING AN EJACULATION!:

"A WHAT???"

"AN EJACULATION, STUPID SISTER OF MINE!"

"MALIK YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE USING THAT BRAND-NEW VIBRATING TOOTHBRUSH I BOUGHT YOU!"

"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?! I'M TRYING TO JACK-OFF HERE!"

"MALIK!!"

"WHAT IS IT NOW?!"

"I NEED YOU TO COME WITH ME TO GET AN ABORTION, I'M NOT GOING TO GO ALONE!"

"HAVE MARIK GO ALONG!"

"FINE! I WILL!"

Isis stormed into Marik's room and, like usual, he was moping about Tea.

"Come on, Marik!"

"Are we going over to Tea's?"

"Will you get over yourself?!"

"But Isis—''

"For Ra sakes, Marik! I DON'T WANT THIS BABY—Well, yet."

"HAVE SHADII GO WITH YOU!" Malik exclaimed from his room.

"Why didn't I think of that before?" Isis asked herself. Marik watched her leave and blinked.

"I would have gone...If Tea was going."

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"It's snowing!" Tea exclaimed, jumping into the snow. "I'm so happy to be alive, aren't you guys?"

"(-.-) Oh yeah, just gloriously happy." Mai, Serenity and Joey grunted.

"Who wants to see the world?!" She said, falling into the snow. "I want to go to Ireland, what about you?"

"Uh, Ireland?" Mai repeated, blinking.

"No, I said Poland!"

"POLAND?" Serenity asked, her eyes going wide.

"NO! I said—EGYPT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Mai...was that possibly a drug?"

"Oh, I dunno." Mai said, smiling innocently.

"MAI!" Serenity and Joey exclaimed.

"Oh, you are a naughty girl." Joey snickered and kissed Mai. Serenity cringed and turned to her friend.

"Psst, Tea."

"Yeppers?"

"Do you think Seto will have sex with me?" Tea put a finger to her lips, smiling like a dope.

"Sure don't! Seto's gay, did ya hear?" Serenity paled.

"Really?"

"Yep, Yami ate his genitals." Serenity turned to Mai.

"Mai, did ya hear?"

"Hmm?"

"Yami ate Seto's genitals!"

"(gasp!) Joey, did you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"Yami and Kaiba ate their own genitals!"

"I gotta make a phone call." Joey went inside and dialed a number and Isis answered.

"Hello, Ishtar residence."

"Hey Isis, did ya hear? Yami ate Kaiba's genitals."

"WOW! I need to go." Isis hung up and knocked on Malik's door. He opened it, washing his hands with a cloth and washing a toothbrush...

"Yeah?"

"Did you hear? Yami and Seto ate someone's genitals!" Malik's eyebrows raised an he went down to Marik's room.

"Hey Marik! Yami and Kaiba are genital-eaters!"

"Hmm..." Marik got up and went downstairs, drinking an energy drink. Shadii came in the kitchen and Marik put his drink down.

"Yo Shadii! Yami and Kaiba are planning on eating your genitals!" Shadii blinked and went to his meditation room. Telepathically, he told Tristan: "Did you hear? Yami and Seto are going to eat genitals for dinner!"

Tristan turned to Duke. "Dude, Yami and Kaiba are going to start eating genitals daily!" Duke's eyes went wide and he went to the phone.

"Yo Ryou! Guess what I found out? Yami and Kaiba are planning on ruling the world with genitals!"

"Eep!" Ryou hung up, hurrying up to his yami's room.

"Bakura, Bakura! Yami and Kaiba are gonna make every human have genitals, even women!"

"Interesting..." Bakura left to the Kame Game Shop and Yami looked up. "I know what you are, fag-boy."

"(O.O) I beg your pardon?!"

"You see, Tea told Serenity, who told Mai, who told Joey, who told Isis, who told Malik, who told Marik, who told Shadii, who told Tristan, who told Duke, who told Ryou, who told me." Yami stared at him, his eyes wide.

"Get the hell out of my way, Tomb Robber." Yami went to the Kaiba Corporation and saw Mokuba. "Mokuba do you know the rumor going around? Everyone's saying that I've been eating people's genitals, including Kaiba's."

"Oh great!" Mokuba hurried to the hospital, where Seto was getting treated from Yugi's attack on his genitals.

"Seto, Seto! People are saying that you ate your own genitals!"

"Aw, dammit!" Seto got in his wheelchair and went to the mental institute where Yugi was staying for the week.

"Yugi, people are saying that Yami ate my genitals!"

"Ha, ha!" Yugi said, pointing at him. "Oh wait...damn!"

"Ha, ha!" Seto said, pointing t him, then blinked. "Shit." Both sulked.

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DIS: You know, rumors really do that! People change the rumors completely!

Yami: This sucks shit!

Seto: I'M NOT A MAN ANYMORE! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

Marik: Oh shut the hell up, you self-obsessed prick.

DEAD SILENCE!

DIS: BURN!

Yami: Wow, he actually said something intelligent

DIS: Hehehe. Ok, everyone! Next chapter might be the last one!

Tea: Aww, come on DIS! 3 more chapters? Please?

DIS: Hmm, ok! I'll make 3 more chapters, but then it will be the end, ok?

Tea: Yay!

Malik, Seto, Yami and Yugi: DAMN!

DIS: Ok, I'll have the final poll up on next chapter and I will also have the next chapter up soon too! But—

Ryou: (comes in with cookies)

DIS: —if you peoples review, I'll give you a cookie! Or maybe even two!

Ryou: (-.-') More bribery?

DIS: hehehe...But really! I want to hit 100 reviews!

Tea: I can't wait until the sequel after this one!

DIS: (squeals) Neither can I! It gives me a good reason to not stop my writing! But I also want to hurry and put up the first one of this 3-part fic! It will better-written too!

Homer: WOO-HOO!

DIS: Um, this isn't your show...

Home: D'OH!

DIS: Right, um, please review everyone! I'm really, really, like it! See ya'll!