DIS: I am back with chapter 18 of 'Sequel: The Fight Between the 3 Egyptians'! I want to thank all of you who reviewed! And I am glad you thought it was funny. Enjoy!

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"Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful and since we've no place to go...LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW!" Serenity blinked rapidly.

"(-.-) I wish that Zoloft would wear off about now."

"Hey!" Malik waved from the sidewalk. He came up and looked at Tea.

"JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY! OH HOW FUN IT IS TO RIDE ON A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH, HEY..." She trailed off, breathing hard, then fell in the snow, snoring softly.

"(oO) Must have tired her out." Serenity mumbled.

"Erm, what?"

"Zoloft." Both girls said.

"Ok, whatever."

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Kaiba limped to the Christmas Party, no longer a man, yet not a woman. So, technically the brazen-headed CEO was an IT.

"Hi Kaiba!" Serenity bounced over to him. "Gee, what's wrong?" He glared at her, then dragged his glare over to Yugi, who was chewing...On something...(sweat drop).

"I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY FOR THIS YUGI MUTOH, MARK MY WORDS!"

"That's what you said when I defeated you with Exodia." Yugi pointed out, raising his eyebrows.

"Yeah but I didn't add 'mark my words' now did I?" Kaiba asked, glaring, holding whatever he had left down there. "NOW GIVE ME BACK MY MANHOOD, DAMMIT!"

"I ate it." Yuugi said simply.

"WHAT? EWW!"

"Poor Kaiba." Tea said to Malik as they watched, unaware of the green object hovering over their heads. "It's too bad that he's an it now."

"Yeah and I thought I was weird mast—" Tea blinked, looking over at him. "Uh, never mind."

"Yo, waddup?" They both blinked and looked down at Mokuba. "You wanna go up to a bedroom and get jiggy with it, bitch?"

"(OO) Excuse me?!" Tea stared at Mokuba then noticed that he had a glass of punch in his hand.

"Oh...Uh oh." Malik gave a nervous look, remembering that he and Bakura had spiked the punch.

"Come on, babe, you know how much you want me." Mokuba waggled his eyebrows and Tea shrieked.

"KAIBA COME GET YOUR PERVERTED BROTHER AWAY FROM ME!" Tea shrieked at him.

"WELL I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M BUSY TRYING TO GET MY MANHOOD OUT OF YUGI!"

"SCREW YOUR MOJO, LIVE WITH IT, KAIBA!"

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU HAD A (bleep) INSTEAD OF A (bleep), EH TEA?!"

"I'D ACTUALLY LIKE IT! Well, it would have to be long enough, actually."

Everyone: (OO)

"Uh..." Mokuba stared as Tea and Kaiba screamed at each other. "Is it just me or...?"

"They so like each other." Shizuka said.

"Yeah, I mean, look at them. They are, like, an old, like, married couple." Mai said.

"I know, like, they are so, like, you know, like, flirting!"

"Yeah and like, Tea would so not, like, like, like, get sex!"

"I KNOW! And that is like, so too bad for, like, her!"

"Oh wait, like, don't you like Kaiba?"

"Yeah, maybe I should, like, you know, like, give him a blow job?"

"Like, girlfriend, he don't even, like, have a like, (bleep)."

"Oh, yeah, like, I forgot about that, like, uh, yeah."

"You are like, so, like, stupid!"

"No, like, I am not!"

"Uh, like, yes you are!"

"Like, no I'm not!"

"Like, yes you are!"

"Like, no I'm not!"

"Like, this is, like, getting no where!"

"Like, I know."

"I think we should, like, you know, do something."

"Like, yeah!"

"Like, let's go!" And so the two valley girls go to do something.

(A/N: After all of that, the word 'like' loses it's meaning...Either that or you forget.)

"Like, what should we do?" Shizuka asked.

"Like, I dunno." Mai replied.

"Oh, like, damn!"

"That is like, such a, like, you know, like, lame word!"

"Like, shut up, you, like, bitch!"

"I, like, am not a bitch!"

"Like, yes you are!"

"Like, no I'm not!"

"Uh, like yeah!"

"Like no!"

"Like yeah!"

"Like, what is your problem you, like, whore!"

"Like, shut up!"

"Like, no!"

"Like, yeah!"

Bakura, who had been standing a few feet away from them the whole time, was getting pissed and annoyed.

"Like, are you a like, prostitute?!" Shizuka demanded of Mai.

"Uh, like, duh, no I'm, like, not."

"Like, yes you are!"

"SHUT UP ALREADY! MY RA!" Then, the lights went out and Ra appeared. "SHIT! Not again!" (A/N: Remember? Ra wanted to screw Bakura.)

"Yes, my sweet little Baku-chan?" Ra asked, fluttering his eyelashes at him. Yami came over, eating an apple.

"TO BE OR NOT TO BE!" Yami said, holding the apple to Ra. "THAT WAS NEVER THE QUESTION, RA DAMMIT!" Ironically, Satin came and damned Ra.

"NOOO! I CAN'T BE DAMNED! I HAVE TO FUCK BAKU-CHAN!"

"(OO) Uh, what?" Yami looked at Bakura blankly.

"Don't ask, for the love of...Horus don't ask." Unfortunately for Bakura...Horus then came.

"WHO CALLED ME?" Horus asked.

"Uh...TO BE OR NOT TO BE!" Yami said, hoping it would work again. "THAT WAS NEVER THE QUESTION HORUS DAMMIT!" Again, Satin came. But this time, he had Ra and was whipping him.

"AW, AW, AW! IT HURTS! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!" Ra shouted. Satin came and damned Horus, taking both the Egyptian gods to Hell with him.

"(OO) I am...A GOD!" Yami and Bakura both said at the same time. "NO I AM! I AM!!" So then, we had these two fighting each other as well, when it was so obvious that I AM THE GOD! MWAHAHAHAHA! Ahem. Right.

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DIS: (-.-) I started this in November and I'm just now finishing it. How pathetic is that? Well, at least I finished it. Finally.

Shizuka: Like, review!

Mai: Like yeah, so we can, like, screw each other and like, you know, like, do stuff and like, yeah, like, stuff like that!

Shizuka: Like, yeah! I like, agree, like ya know?

Mai: Like, yeah, I like, know!

DIS: (-.-) How annoying. Please review! (glances at Shizuka and Mai) PLEASE. Listening to these two is torture! ( )