DIS: Hello everyone! I am back with the 19th chapter! I am so happy to have had inspiration!
Kokuei: It's been years it's seemed like since I've last heard from you, lol. Yes, weird, everything that I make is weird, yet funny! Hehehe.
Savvyteen16: SAVVY! (salutes you) No, lol, j/k. I'm glad you were laughing for butt off. (grins proudly)
DojomistressAmbyChan: (X.X) I know, not exactly a quick update...Anyway, thanks a lot!
Suckerpunch: Oh, it's not the ending! I still have to get Malik and Anzu to make out or screw each other, lol. Besides, this series doesn't end until the next sequel, hahahaha! Thanks for reviewing anyway, hehehe.
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Malik strolled casually over to Kaiba, who was leaning on a cane, sniffing and looking at a small bottle.
"Hey Kaiba," Malik whispered, shuffling through an envelope labeled, 'Blackmail of Seto Kaiba, CEO, egotistical, incest-loving bastard', "I wonder what this is?" he held up a photo graph and Kaiba, drinking some punch turned his eyes and looked at it. His eyes went wide and the punch was spat at Yami, who let out a shout.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!" Kaiba shrieked at him like a little girl. Malik raised an eyebrow and smirked.
"Oh I bought it off Ebay." (A/N: Don't own Ebay)
"YOU WHAT?" Kaiba snatched it, staring at it. It was him typing at his computer, completely naked. "Is that my manhood I see poking out from beneath the desk?"
"(oO) Uh...I...Don't...Know..." Malik said nervously, not liking that Kaiba was going to obsessive over his Twinkie (a.k.a. manhood).
"It's so beautiful, isn't it?" Kaiba asked Malik tearfully. "Look at it, isn't it beautiful, Malik?"
"(OO) THE HELL IF I KNOW!"
"Do you...Have duplicates?"
"Of course I do."
"Can I have this one?" A tearful Kaiba looked at him, sniffling.
"(o.o) Sure, whatever. Give me one grand first." Kaiba wrote him a check and a grinning Malik left.
"My lovely banana, I can finally be with you again in a different manner." Kaiba whispered to the photo, kissing it briefly. "Did I do good?" Kaiba asked the lawyer next to him.
"(-.-) Your going to sue Yuugi Mutou, aren't you?" The lawyer asked, sighing.
"YOU BET AS HELL I AM! HE ATE MY FUCKING MOJO, GODDAMMIT!" Kaiba exploded in fury.
"(-.-) Figures. Well, let's start now." The lawyer brought out a small square from his briefcase. Kaiba blinked, giving it a curious look.
POP!
"HOLY SHIT, IT'S A TABLE!" Kaiba exclaimed, pointing at the table that has materialized from the square with his cane.
"(-.-)" The lawyer took out two other squares and two chairs came this time. "Take a seat."
Plop!
"(o.o)" Kaiba was just staring at him. "Will you marry me?"
"(-.-) No thank you, Mr. Kaiba."
"Okay."
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"Anzu, I just got one grand!" Malik exclaimed. Anzu blinked.
"Well...I was hoping for Johnny Depp, but you'll do." Anzu mumbled to herself.
"(oO) What?"
"(-.-) Mistletoe."
"REALLY?" Malik asked eagerly, forgetting the thousand dollars he had obtained.
"Really."
"What kind of mistletoe?" Malik asked curiously. "I've always wanted to do a study on it, supposedly there's nits in them and—"
SLAP!
"Ow! Anzu, what was that for?"
"Kiss me, dammit!"
"(smirk) Can I do more then that?"
"Um..." Thinking... "YEP!"
"Okay, let's go get a room!"
"OKAY!"
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"I AM GOD, RA DAMN YOU!" Bakura snapped, then flinched as the lights went out and Ra appeared, bruised.
"Baku-chan," Ra said pathetically, "Satin hurt me." He pouted and Bakura cringed.
"I'm sorry to hear that, Ra." Yami said sympathetically, leading him to the couch. "I know how it feels to be God and everybody doesn't understand."
"Really?" Ra asked, sniffling.
"Yes, it's a hard life to live, do you not agree?" Ra nodded at the Pharaoh. "Chips?"
"Oh, yes please!" Ra took the chip bag and threw one in his mouth. "Yum, Doritos: Cool Ranch!"
"You like Ranch flavored chips too!" Yami asked, his eyes widening.
"Yep and Sour Cream and Onion too."
"ME TOO!" They hugged...somewhat and started to talk about how being God ruled and ate chips.
"(oO) What the fuck?" Bakura mumbled and moved away quietly, bumping into someone.
"What's your problem, bitch?" Mokuba demanded drunkenly.
"( ) Oh no you didn't!" Bakura said, grabbing the little boy by his collar.
CRUNCH!
"HOLY HELL, THAT LITTLE ASSHOLE BIT ME ON THE NOSE!" Bakura roared in outrage.
"Yeah, that's right, homes!" Mokuba said. He did a twisting thing on the ground, then slid on his knees, crossed his arms across his chest and looked smug
"(oO) You're one screwed up kid."
"OH YEAH? I BET I'VE FUCKED MORE SLUTS THAN YOU HAVE!"
"(X.X) How old is he again?"
"YOU CAN'T WRIGGLE AWAY FROM ME NOW! OH YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!" Mokuba clung to Bakura's leg, humping it purposely.
"GET THIS HORNY BASTARD AWAY FROM ME!"
"YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU! WANT SOME MORE?"
"AWWWWWW, SOMEONE HELP!"
CRASH!
"Ouch." Marik mumbled after he had hurled himself on Bakura.
"I think you fractured my pelvis." Bakura grumbled.
"I don't think you understand what you're saying." Mokuba said, getting up and dusting himself off. Then he left, juggling a hacky sack.
"HANKY PANKY!" Anzu shrieked, running into the room. She looked blankly at them, dressing herself. "Yes?"
Everyone: (sweat drop, then anime fall)
"Oh well." Marik stood up, fixing his hair.
"Marik," Bakura said, not getting up, "I really think you hurt my pelvis."
"You don't have a pelvis, you have a groin."
"Okay, then you did something to my groin."
"Not my dilemma."
"THE HELL IF IT ISN'T!" Bakura shouted as Marik walked away. He shrugged.
"Hanky panky?" Yuugi repeated Anzu's words. "What does that mean?"
"It's a dance." They all answered quickly.
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DIS: MWAHAHAHA! THE END! This, my good reviewers, is the end. At least, of this fic. But do not fret, guess what I have coming up? The sequel to this sequel! Here's a preview:
Title: YGO's Summer Vacations!
Genre: Humor
Rating: R
Summary: The last part of 'The Fight Between the 3 Egyptians' is up! The YuGiOh gang are doing all kinds of things this summer. Camping, road trips and going to beauty contests! And Ra is coming along with Yami! RR please!
Notes/Warnings: Language, perverted humor and...perverted humor, lol!
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh or any other product that is not mine.
(DIS: I'll just show you the start of the chapter, nothing more)
Chapter One, Holy Ra and Osiris!
School was out and summer vacation was in Domino. The YGO gang had big plans for the summer, oh yes they did indeed.
At the house of Ryou and Bakura, Ryou's father, Jacob, had returned from his voyage.
"Ryou!" Jacob hugged Ryou. "Ryou!" Jacob hugged Bakura, then blinked and looked back at him. "Ryou?" He blinked again, then his eyes bulged. "NOOOOOO! IT'S MY SON'S EVIL HALF!" He turned to Ryou. "HAVEN'T YOU BEEN GOING TO CHURCH, READING THE BIBLE TOO?"
"(OO) Um, yes..."
"NOOOO! WE'RE CURSED WITH HIM! HELLLLPPPP MMMEEEEE GOOOODDDD!"
Suddenly, a knock came at the door. Ryou answered it as Bakura laughed his ass off at Jacob.
"Oh, Ra, Osiris, it's you two." Jacob stopped screaming and looked at the two Egyptian God's. Slowly, he walked upstairs and they followed him. He laid in bed and stared at the ceiling, murmuring, "It's just a dream, your prayers never get answered so why is Ra and Osiris here?" Silence. "I wonder if I'm on drugs? Yes, I'm just addicted to drugs, that's all. I'm not going insane." The four looked at each other and Bakura and Ryou wondered to themselves whether every day was going to be this horrible, or amusing in Bakura's opinion.
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DIS: That's the starting of the first chapter of YGO's Summer Vacation! I hope that you'll watch out for it and can't wait to hear from all of you when I post it! Ciao!