School Supplies
By Shyro Foxfeather
Kaito idly stood in the role call line as he pulled at his shorts. The Physical Education teacher had insisted that today they were to wear shorts.
Hakuba in ity bity black shorts was quite the interesting site. He had the palest legs in the world. It seemed Hakuba had never considered tanning before.
Then again, why would he?
Kaito glanced around a bit. There really wasn't much to see. Aoko and Akako were on the other side of the fence. And while it would have been easy to sneak away and join the females it was against his sense of self-preservation. Their teacher was damn scary.
Mr. Kyoukasho had sauntered off only to return with a large box in hand. The interest of the entire class was piqued. He pulled out a pair of pale white tong looking things and announced to the class; "Today we are measuring body fat. Get in line."
This did not go over well and many notorious ones cast longing glances towards the fence were surely the girls were in the same predicament.
Hakuba watched warily as Kaito's face split into an ecstatic grin. This did not bode well for the blonde boy's sanity at all. Kaito watched from the corner of his eye until Hakuba had unwisely turned his back while answering a question to a fellow student. The manic trickster crept over to the box and snatched a pair of the weird tongs before the teacher could blink. He stalked up behind his dear friend Mr. Oblivious and pinched his unfortunate backside.
Resulting in a very loud, very girlish squeal.
Which had the heads of the entirety of the class turning heads to see which teen had spontaneously combusted into a girl for them all.
Hakuba, in a fit of irate British fury, gave chase to the manically laughing magician.
"Ha ha!I like these short shorts! Much thinner clothe than those stupid skirts! Yatta!" He cried in glee. No doubt that it was maniacal glee.
An embarrassed flush wound it's way over Hakuba's face like an uncoiling snake as many of his pupils gave him very very questioning glances.
Owari
Disclaimer: Nor my minions or I are the caretakers of the animes we engrave stories in paper—or word processor—about. Though soon we will be and you will know when that day has come.
I believe there will be a third installment in this. Honestly people, it was meant to be one-shot.
I also apologize for not posting anything for a while. I will try to write more. Perhaps that increase of Vitamin C and Potassium in my diet has anything to do with the new inspiration I have?
Yeah… Yay for Fruit Smoothie drinks!