Hello all, due to the reading of a horrible YuYu Hakusho Yu-Gi-Oh crossover I have went over the line in my undecided decisions. What I want to do for you all is create a well-written crossover full of good grammar and actual plot! I hope you are very proud of me, I went through a lot of pains to get to this point, mostly laziness, but now I am here and I am not stopping until I hit at least 2000 words I have the whole damn summer to complete this work and I'm going to try my hardest in doing so, but, before I get on to the story I have a few things I need to document. First, I want to give a shout out to White Angel Chan, I love your work, and the person who wrote Game Over and Continue? 10,9,8..., you are also on my list of hero worship.
Rants: First of all people do you not know that Yu-Gi-Oh was once a good show and not this piece of crap they are showing now? Good, just wanted to get that off my chest.
Warnings: Ok, I am telling you all right now that I will not take any requests for Yaoi, Yuri, Romance, AU, M-preg, and angst. I just can't write this stuff you guys so if you don't like it lump it because I am NOT changing my mind. Also, if any of you pansies cant take more then a little swearing and violence then get out now in this frilly transport pod for the pansy race.
Points to the F.T.P.F.T.P.R -Ryou to bakura- %Yami to Yugi% Marik to Malik
OK, now that that is settled let us commence with the relating of the written word upon the masses.
Oh yeah, forgot the disclaimer. Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-Gi-Oh do you people think I would be here right now? HELL NO, I'd probably be in an underground lab somewhere using my great wealth to fund a project to play god and create actually living duel monsters, but that's just me...thinking ahead.
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Yusuke sighed lethargically, at the end of summer he was left with NOTHING to do, Keiko and a few of her girlfriends went on a vacation, he hadn't heard from them in a week, he just thanked kami that she did not have access to any to any of his money, he frankly wanted to keep his house thank you very much. Hiei, was causing destruction somewhere else, He knew where Kurama was but he didn't have any desire to go there, apparently Youko had been getting restless...needless to say the rose garden had teeth and Kurama had acquired a lot more shiny expensive things without any knowledge of buying anything. Kuwabara was with his aunt and wouldn't be back until mid-September, Yusuke was overjoyed when he heard that news, after beating the crap out of someone daily for weeks on end knuckles tend to hurt. As for Koenma or Botan he hadn't seen hide nor hair of them for going on three weeks. To put it simply Yusuke was BORED OUT OF HIS MIND. Just then, he thought he heard someone, Yusuke turned around...no one was there...someone poked the back of his neck. He shot up like a cat with its tail stepped on. "DON'T DO THAT", he screamed at the now identified form of Kurama, Youko was out of course and getting his evening kicks. "Well I didn't know you had the sixth sense of a rock" ,Youko said condescendingly. "Just shut it" "Well, well, quite a temper, if your going to be so very rude I'm not going to give you this", Youko said mockingly, holding up a letter. "Give", Yusuke simply said, along with a 'Youko give me the goddamn letter right now or I will grind your face into the pavement' look. "Fine, your no fun", Youko said, disappointed. He then saw a garden across the street and raced off to 'fix' it. Yusuke plopped down on a bench and opened the letter hoping that maybe he would be given something to do, just about anything would be good right now.
Yusuke, I the almighty and powerful Koenma wish that you track down Hiei and Kurama, I have a job for all of you. You are to watch a group of students in a class for weird behavior you are to report to the enclosed location.
That was it, that's all the letter said. His first thought was "how the hell am I gonna find Hiei?" With that Yusuke charged after Youko, by now he had made the snapdragons in the neighbors yard act more to their namesake.
'Yugi' sat in his living room, it was around mid-night, he was currently laughing hysterically at an Egypt documentary on the discovery channel. "And we have reason to believe that pyramids were used in the contact of aliens..." "Oh my Ra could they be anymore wrong!?" "Yugi what are you doing up so late, why are you laughing at an Egyptian documentary?" questioned Sugoroku Mouto. "What I would like to know old man is why are you out so late with a bottle of 180 proof?" Yugi's Grandpa wisely let the subject drop. % Yami, what the hell are you doing up? I have school tomorrow!!!%
%Just because you have school tomorrow does not mean I have to suffer by going to bed when you do%
%Unless you want to be woken up at six I suggest you restate you last comment%, Yugi thought darkly from his soul room.
%I...but...YOU SUCK% With that Yami gave a disgruntled Yugi back control and sulked in his soul room. Around the same time Ryou was sitting on his couch facing the wall with a blank look, Bakura and Ryou were having a little discussion...
-I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMMOROW, ALL THE TEACHERS JUST BEG TO HAVE THEIR LIVES REMOVED!!!- -IF I HAVE TO GO YOU HAVE TO INTURN GO, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO LEAVE THE RING HERE?!- -YOU ARE SO NOT LEAVING THE RING HERE!- -THEN YOU HAVE TO GO AND OBEY THE RULES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!- -I'M NOT EVERYONE ELSE!!!- -IT'S NOT OPEN FOR DICUSSION- -I'M STILL DISSCUSSING- -SHUT UP- -YOU FIRST!- -MAKE ME!- -YARGGGGGG!!!- Ryou and Bakura then started to beat the spiritual crap out of each other; yep it was just another quiet night at the Bakura household. At the Ishtar home Heh heh heh heh, we are sooo evil What are we going to do tomorrow? Evil stuff Sweet
"MALIK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED?!"
Malik shot into his room from his layer (the basement) like a frightened deer.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( The next day
Yugi walked to school, cheerful, if tired, meeting up with Ryou half way, it seemed as he too was going through a similar predicament. "Hello Ryou, ready for school?", he asked brightly. "Not really but I'll survive wh-" Ryou then twitched and yelled at the top of his lungs. "OI MALIK GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE" Malik from his window yell straight back at him in the same octave "WAIT TWO SECONDS WILL YA?" Ryou then oh deared and looked around nervously, "You don't think he woke anyone up did you?"Yugi shook his head no waited for Malik who looked like he just rolled out of bed (he probably did) and continued walking, without warning, a limo drove past him and a rather large puddle, splashing him. This was going to be a great day.
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Later in homeroom
Inside the small homeroom it sounded like a war was going on, but that's how the teachers started out everyday with the unruly mob of heathens that they called students, this term was no exception to this practice. The principal walked in and tried to get the unruly mobs attention. "Excuse me class" "class?" "CLASS" "WE HAVE-that's better- three new students to introduce, please treat them with respect, their names are Yusuke Urameshi, Shuicchi Minamoto, and Hiei..."Does this kid have a last name?, he whispered. Yusuke strutted in "Oi, wassup?" "Please sit right there next to Yugi, Mr.Urameshi" Kurama was next, "Pleased to meet you all" "Sit right next to Ryou Mr.Minamoto" Hiei was next he just sat down to what he perceived as a stupid purple-eyed mortal. The teacher, oblivious to the hell seed he had just planted, started to teach. The principal left, and the class fell down into a well- remembered routine. "Hello Yusuke my name is Yugi its great that you're here, we have a great school, whats your favorite color?, do you like school?, where are you from?, what's your favorite food?", Yugi said in one breath. Hey. Good. Yeah. Green. No. Upper Japan. Soba.", said Yusuke. Meanwhile with Ryou and Kurama.... "Hello Kurama nice to meet you", said Ryou, the embodiment of cheerful. "It is also nice to meet you Ryou, I notice that you have many extra curricular reading material", said Kurama quietly. "Yes, I do like to read", said Ryou, he smiled, finally someone more like him. Ryou did not know how right he was. "Hey dude what your name?", said Malik. "Dude?", Malik said. 'Ignore him and he will just go away', thought Hiei. Malik did not go away. "Hello, dude I'm talking to you", Malik said with more force. Oh well he'd just have to do it the hard way then...Malik much to his yami's pleasure took his Cdrw, or Class Disrupting Rudimentary Weapon. This weapon was a rubber band slingshot, mounted on his fingers it WAS a weapon and he had enough paper clips to go for weeks. He glanced at Hiei to make sure he was watching and let the first one fly. BULLS EYE! Right on the back of the teachers neck. This went on for a good two hours, Hiei had a vicious smirk and Malik was about three paper clips from cracking up. Needless to say Hiei was editing his last thoughts. 'This mortal may not be so bad after all', he thought, then inwardly snickered as a paper clip went flying into the teachers coffee mug. Marik on the other hand was cackling inside his soul room.
WE ARE SO EVIL!!
You've got that right
Get another in his coffee mug
Righto Plink
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It was the easiest class in history, all they had to do was sit there and take notes, then when the teacher thought they had sufficient amounts of notes, he would give them a test, on the notes, to put it lightly even Malik was getting an A. It was also last period, and the students had ten minutes to go, they hoped to god the teacher would not remember that they had a weekend project coming up that he hinted about. "OK, class listen up while I give you your weekend project, this project is going to count 10% of your overall grade, so please listen up", said the teacher with seven minutes to go on the clock. Damn. "This project will be in psychology, it involves how students act out of school hours, I will be pairing you up to create an unbiased judge of the home personality", said the teacher. He then paired up a few students. Coming to the new students, he read off the first name. "Yusuke, you shall go with Yugi, if this report card from your last term is right I think your going to need all the help you can get." Yusuke scowled and asked, "Can I go over Yugis house?" (If you remember correctly he really didn't have a house near here, Koenma had provided a large apartment half a mile away) "Of course Yusuke, next is Shuicci, you will be paired with Ryou, you two will work well together" "May I go to Ryous house?" "Yes, now Malik, I hope you with actually finish this project, go with Hiei" "I'm going to Maliks house". Well, It looks like Yugi and Ryou will be hiding a lot of things that might earn scrutiny, Malik didn't give a shit. "Make sure you all bring whatever you want to take to school tomorrow class, you will be going straight to the others house after school, I want you all to have a two page report on my desk this Monday NO exceptions", said the teacher sternly. The class groaned. The bell then rang and the class went to prepare their bags for tomorrow.
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ALL RIGHT!!! pumps a hand in to the air I finished you guys, I really hope you like it, I promise to update regularly. Any suggestions? Please, a well-written review is the lifeblood of an authors writing skills. bows Thank you all for reading I promise, I WILL update in three days tops. Ok everyone, is that good with all of you? Please say yes and review REVIEW.
Rants: First of all people do you not know that Yu-Gi-Oh was once a good show and not this piece of crap they are showing now? Good, just wanted to get that off my chest.
Warnings: Ok, I am telling you all right now that I will not take any requests for Yaoi, Yuri, Romance, AU, M-preg, and angst. I just can't write this stuff you guys so if you don't like it lump it because I am NOT changing my mind. Also, if any of you pansies cant take more then a little swearing and violence then get out now in this frilly transport pod for the pansy race.
Points to the F.T.P.F.T.P.R -Ryou to bakura- %Yami to Yugi% Marik to Malik
OK, now that that is settled let us commence with the relating of the written word upon the masses.
Oh yeah, forgot the disclaimer. Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-Gi-Oh do you people think I would be here right now? HELL NO, I'd probably be in an underground lab somewhere using my great wealth to fund a project to play god and create actually living duel monsters, but that's just me...thinking ahead.
ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!!! 10101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101
Yusuke sighed lethargically, at the end of summer he was left with NOTHING to do, Keiko and a few of her girlfriends went on a vacation, he hadn't heard from them in a week, he just thanked kami that she did not have access to any to any of his money, he frankly wanted to keep his house thank you very much. Hiei, was causing destruction somewhere else, He knew where Kurama was but he didn't have any desire to go there, apparently Youko had been getting restless...needless to say the rose garden had teeth and Kurama had acquired a lot more shiny expensive things without any knowledge of buying anything. Kuwabara was with his aunt and wouldn't be back until mid-September, Yusuke was overjoyed when he heard that news, after beating the crap out of someone daily for weeks on end knuckles tend to hurt. As for Koenma or Botan he hadn't seen hide nor hair of them for going on three weeks. To put it simply Yusuke was BORED OUT OF HIS MIND. Just then, he thought he heard someone, Yusuke turned around...no one was there...someone poked the back of his neck. He shot up like a cat with its tail stepped on. "DON'T DO THAT", he screamed at the now identified form of Kurama, Youko was out of course and getting his evening kicks. "Well I didn't know you had the sixth sense of a rock" ,Youko said condescendingly. "Just shut it" "Well, well, quite a temper, if your going to be so very rude I'm not going to give you this", Youko said mockingly, holding up a letter. "Give", Yusuke simply said, along with a 'Youko give me the goddamn letter right now or I will grind your face into the pavement' look. "Fine, your no fun", Youko said, disappointed. He then saw a garden across the street and raced off to 'fix' it. Yusuke plopped down on a bench and opened the letter hoping that maybe he would be given something to do, just about anything would be good right now.
Yusuke, I the almighty and powerful Koenma wish that you track down Hiei and Kurama, I have a job for all of you. You are to watch a group of students in a class for weird behavior you are to report to the enclosed location.
That was it, that's all the letter said. His first thought was "how the hell am I gonna find Hiei?" With that Yusuke charged after Youko, by now he had made the snapdragons in the neighbors yard act more to their namesake.
'Yugi' sat in his living room, it was around mid-night, he was currently laughing hysterically at an Egypt documentary on the discovery channel. "And we have reason to believe that pyramids were used in the contact of aliens..." "Oh my Ra could they be anymore wrong!?" "Yugi what are you doing up so late, why are you laughing at an Egyptian documentary?" questioned Sugoroku Mouto. "What I would like to know old man is why are you out so late with a bottle of 180 proof?" Yugi's Grandpa wisely let the subject drop. % Yami, what the hell are you doing up? I have school tomorrow!!!%
%Just because you have school tomorrow does not mean I have to suffer by going to bed when you do%
%Unless you want to be woken up at six I suggest you restate you last comment%, Yugi thought darkly from his soul room.
%I...but...YOU SUCK% With that Yami gave a disgruntled Yugi back control and sulked in his soul room. Around the same time Ryou was sitting on his couch facing the wall with a blank look, Bakura and Ryou were having a little discussion...
-I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMMOROW, ALL THE TEACHERS JUST BEG TO HAVE THEIR LIVES REMOVED!!!- -IF I HAVE TO GO YOU HAVE TO INTURN GO, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO LEAVE THE RING HERE?!- -YOU ARE SO NOT LEAVING THE RING HERE!- -THEN YOU HAVE TO GO AND OBEY THE RULES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!- -I'M NOT EVERYONE ELSE!!!- -IT'S NOT OPEN FOR DICUSSION- -I'M STILL DISSCUSSING- -SHUT UP- -YOU FIRST!- -MAKE ME!- -YARGGGGGG!!!- Ryou and Bakura then started to beat the spiritual crap out of each other; yep it was just another quiet night at the Bakura household. At the Ishtar home Heh heh heh heh, we are sooo evil What are we going to do tomorrow? Evil stuff Sweet
"MALIK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED?!"
Malik shot into his room from his layer (the basement) like a frightened deer.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( The next day
Yugi walked to school, cheerful, if tired, meeting up with Ryou half way, it seemed as he too was going through a similar predicament. "Hello Ryou, ready for school?", he asked brightly. "Not really but I'll survive wh-" Ryou then twitched and yelled at the top of his lungs. "OI MALIK GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE" Malik from his window yell straight back at him in the same octave "WAIT TWO SECONDS WILL YA?" Ryou then oh deared and looked around nervously, "You don't think he woke anyone up did you?"Yugi shook his head no waited for Malik who looked like he just rolled out of bed (he probably did) and continued walking, without warning, a limo drove past him and a rather large puddle, splashing him. This was going to be a great day.
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Later in homeroom
Inside the small homeroom it sounded like a war was going on, but that's how the teachers started out everyday with the unruly mob of heathens that they called students, this term was no exception to this practice. The principal walked in and tried to get the unruly mobs attention. "Excuse me class" "class?" "CLASS" "WE HAVE-that's better- three new students to introduce, please treat them with respect, their names are Yusuke Urameshi, Shuicchi Minamoto, and Hiei..."Does this kid have a last name?, he whispered. Yusuke strutted in "Oi, wassup?" "Please sit right there next to Yugi, Mr.Urameshi" Kurama was next, "Pleased to meet you all" "Sit right next to Ryou Mr.Minamoto" Hiei was next he just sat down to what he perceived as a stupid purple-eyed mortal. The teacher, oblivious to the hell seed he had just planted, started to teach. The principal left, and the class fell down into a well- remembered routine. "Hello Yusuke my name is Yugi its great that you're here, we have a great school, whats your favorite color?, do you like school?, where are you from?, what's your favorite food?", Yugi said in one breath. Hey. Good. Yeah. Green. No. Upper Japan. Soba.", said Yusuke. Meanwhile with Ryou and Kurama.... "Hello Kurama nice to meet you", said Ryou, the embodiment of cheerful. "It is also nice to meet you Ryou, I notice that you have many extra curricular reading material", said Kurama quietly. "Yes, I do like to read", said Ryou, he smiled, finally someone more like him. Ryou did not know how right he was. "Hey dude what your name?", said Malik. "Dude?", Malik said. 'Ignore him and he will just go away', thought Hiei. Malik did not go away. "Hello, dude I'm talking to you", Malik said with more force. Oh well he'd just have to do it the hard way then...Malik much to his yami's pleasure took his Cdrw, or Class Disrupting Rudimentary Weapon. This weapon was a rubber band slingshot, mounted on his fingers it WAS a weapon and he had enough paper clips to go for weeks. He glanced at Hiei to make sure he was watching and let the first one fly. BULLS EYE! Right on the back of the teachers neck. This went on for a good two hours, Hiei had a vicious smirk and Malik was about three paper clips from cracking up. Needless to say Hiei was editing his last thoughts. 'This mortal may not be so bad after all', he thought, then inwardly snickered as a paper clip went flying into the teachers coffee mug. Marik on the other hand was cackling inside his soul room.
WE ARE SO EVIL!!
You've got that right
Get another in his coffee mug
Righto Plink
#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# Two Days Later
It was the easiest class in history, all they had to do was sit there and take notes, then when the teacher thought they had sufficient amounts of notes, he would give them a test, on the notes, to put it lightly even Malik was getting an A. It was also last period, and the students had ten minutes to go, they hoped to god the teacher would not remember that they had a weekend project coming up that he hinted about. "OK, class listen up while I give you your weekend project, this project is going to count 10% of your overall grade, so please listen up", said the teacher with seven minutes to go on the clock. Damn. "This project will be in psychology, it involves how students act out of school hours, I will be pairing you up to create an unbiased judge of the home personality", said the teacher. He then paired up a few students. Coming to the new students, he read off the first name. "Yusuke, you shall go with Yugi, if this report card from your last term is right I think your going to need all the help you can get." Yusuke scowled and asked, "Can I go over Yugis house?" (If you remember correctly he really didn't have a house near here, Koenma had provided a large apartment half a mile away) "Of course Yusuke, next is Shuicci, you will be paired with Ryou, you two will work well together" "May I go to Ryous house?" "Yes, now Malik, I hope you with actually finish this project, go with Hiei" "I'm going to Maliks house". Well, It looks like Yugi and Ryou will be hiding a lot of things that might earn scrutiny, Malik didn't give a shit. "Make sure you all bring whatever you want to take to school tomorrow class, you will be going straight to the others house after school, I want you all to have a two page report on my desk this Monday NO exceptions", said the teacher sternly. The class groaned. The bell then rang and the class went to prepare their bags for tomorrow.
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ALL RIGHT!!! pumps a hand in to the air I finished you guys, I really hope you like it, I promise to update regularly. Any suggestions? Please, a well-written review is the lifeblood of an authors writing skills. bows Thank you all for reading I promise, I WILL update in three days tops. Ok everyone, is that good with all of you? Please say yes and review REVIEW.