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Now, just all of you imagine a school full of out of the news loop yokels, now imagine yourself in this school, no one likes anime, they all hate it and they hate you, they only don't beat you up because your 5'11. But, they do take idiotic pleasure into trying to hurt you mentally.
This is one of those stories; now, what happened was that I was on a trip, a school trip. Now we were at an arcade, it was a week until the end of school so the teachers were going easy on us on this trip. I was on a racing game and doing well, then this little dick comes up from behind and starts distracting me. Now this particular dick was one that I have had to deal with all year, and frankly, I was fed up. When he stated to poke me in the ribs with a sharpened pencil and pinch my face I made my decision. These were my exact inner thoughts... 'I really shouldn't...it is the last week of school..They won't expel me...WHAT WOULD BAKURA DO?' Then he covered my eyes with his hands, I bit them, HARD. He then screamed "SHE BIT ME!!!" luckily the arcade was very crowded. And then I felt better, RA STRICK ME DOWN IF I LIE!!!
Warnings: All the same, this chapter was written while high on caffeine at exactly 1:59 am. %Yami to Yugi% -Ryou to Bakura- =Marik to Malik= $Seto to Kaiba$ (Youko to Shuicci) Random quote: Everything is funnier with the word FUCK in it.
All right, now to go on with the story!
It was morning in the Kaiba house; Seto was woken with a scream and a FWAM. Seto grumbled and rolled out of bed, he looked outside of his room. Mokuba had a bucket of Crisco and was rubbing his feet in it; he then got up and pushed off the far wall of the long hallway, the long hardwood hallway. Mokuba was attempting the extreme hallway slide. YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!WOAH...FWAM. Yes, it was now evident that Mokuba had found the stashed coco puffs. Seto was in for a long day.
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It was now ten o clock and Yami was now officially bored in his soul room. He had waited a good thirty minutes after he woke up for Yugi to do the same. Yugi was dead asleep, Yami could have probably been screaming his head off and Yugi STILL wouldn't have woken up. He did the most obvious thing that came to him at that moment; he took over and made his way downstairs. Yusuke was already at the table munching on Pop-tarts and coffee, a balanced breakfast in his opinion. Yami had just remembered the fact that a person he really didn't even know was now temporarily living in HIS house. It really wasn't his house, but he liked to think so. "Morning Yugi, want some coffee?" said Yusuke. Yami had recently looked up, or rather scanned Yugi's mind, for the meaning of the word coffee. He knew now that it was a beverage; he decided to try it, along with some lucky charms. Yugi was lucky; he got to have treats like this all the time.
'When I was a boy, all the sweet things we had to eat were fruit, and we had to finish our fruit before we got wine....now they've got those stupid laws and such, underage my ass.... IM 3000 YEARS OLDER THEN THEIR GRAMA'S BY DAMNIT!', Yami thought. While this inner monologue was going on Yami was just sitting there staring into space. Yusuke had been expecting an answer from Yugi for about three minutes now, them again Yugi was having lucky charms. 'Maybe that thing about the crazies always eating lucky charms wasn't that far off'. Yusuke thought with a small smirk to himself. "Yo, Yugi, you want some coffee or what?", asked Yusuke. 'Yugi' snapped out of his stupor. "Sure, what the hell" He took the cup and smelt the hot drink, it smelled a bit bitter, but Yami was always one to try things once. He decided to down the whole thing and he did so. It was bitter, but there was some sweetening substance in it, all together it was a good enough drink.
Yami started to ask Yusuke what people thought about this drink to make it popular, but then a strange sensation came over him. Slowly, but growing in speed the sensation got stronger, Yami now felt that if he didn't move he would explode. He started to fidget in his seat. In Yusuke's point of view it looked as if Yugi had never had coffee before, he was partially right. Yami now got out of his seat and started pacing, he felt like he had to do something, ANYTHING to relieve the strange sensation of pressure, fidgeting had helped a little, pacing more so, but it wasn't enough. He felt all his inhabitations slowly melt away, what then looked illegal now looked like fun! Yusuke now was confirming his last observation, it WAS Yugi's first cup of coffee, and, by the looks of things, Yugi did not take caffeine well. 'Does he look taller?', Yusuke thought, Yugi was quite a midget, this kid would welcome a growth spurt. Yami couldn't take it much more, he felt like he was caged. He grabbed his backpack and sprinted out the door. Yusuke followed him, he wouldn't want this kid to get hurt because of him, and in the state Yugi was currently in everything would be dangerous!
Yami raced down the street, planning as he went. He didn't know what to do; everything was so open to him now! Who needed that little thing called logic anyway? A conscience, bah, he didn't need that now! Or was that conscience Yugi? He could never really tell. His frenzied thoughts finally settled enough to realize that this would be more fun with Marik and Bakura, even Malik, but if Yugi wasn't a morning person then Malik was the KING of not morning persons, that kid slept till twelve or later, if Isis didn't get his ass out of bed. He went to Bakura's house first, since it was closer. He ringed the doorbell, then, finding the sound amusing, kept ringing it. On the other side of the door he heard a grumbling that he knew to be Bakura's. "Hey Bakura!!, wanna cause some chaos?" Yami yelled. "Bakura opened the door swiftly, "Don't need to ask me twice, lets go get Marik", Bakura ran out the door and down the street with Yami closely following. Kurama came out of the apartment and looked around. "I know you're here Yusuke, I can smell you, got anymore of those pop-tarts left?" "No Youko, I don't, now I need to talk to Kurama" Kurama looked sulky for a few seconds and then his eyes glazed over and Kurama fell to the ground snoring. Apparently Kurama was still asleep, he had every reason to be, he was up till twelve thirty playing scrabble and eating popcorn with Ryou, and secretly trying to stop Youko from playing with all the pretty plants. "Yo, Kurama, wake up!" "Hun...what...NO YOUKO NO ROSES!!", yelled Kurama, springing up. He then looked embarrassed as he found himself outside and Yusuke looking at him weirdly.
"You know our partners for that stupid health project?", Yusuke asked. "Yes...and?" said Kurama, trying to get to the point, the roses on the porch were getting pointier. "Well, did you see anything weird about them?" "Um...Ryou was quiet and quite normal...but now that I think of it..Ryou did have a quirk or two. He kept changing the TV to the discovery channel and laughing like a maniac..."said Kurama. "Was it those shark attacks? Because I can see what he's talking about" said Yusuke with another smirk. "No, it was Egypt week, then he would look up suddenly and then look around frantically and finally change it back to what he was watching earlier. Then we played scrabble and that went pretty normal, until we were about halfway through the game. Then he started to cheat, I never thought of Ryou to break any rules, and also the whole category of his words changed, beforehand he had normal words like Sock, Tree, and computer, now he had things like Pharaoh, ring, thief, kill, maim, torture, disembowel and plagues!" explained Kurama.
"Is that all you saw?", asked Yusuke. "Maybe this kid just has issues" "There was one more thing, in the middle of the night I heard Ryou talking in his sleep and walking down a hallway, he kind of looked awake but I could see that he was half asleep", said Kurama "He was mumbling to himself, he said something like 'Stupid hikari, won't let me eat steak at twelve, won't even let me....have to drag stupid...dead weight...if I want steak I'll have some damn steak'. That's all I caught.", finished Kurama. It seemed as if they had something to go on after all.
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"So Pharaoh...why the sudden change in demeanor? Did the doctors finally put Yugi on those pills?" said Bakura as they ran the gauntlet to Marik and Maliks house. "No...I HAD COFFEE!!!" Yami then giggled in a way that made Bakura really question the Pharaohs waning sanity.
When they were almost at Marik and Malik's hose they heard yelling, both of then were sane enough to know that screaming at that particular house meant a really really good thing, such as someone being tortured, or a really really bad thing, such as Isis finally snapping and sending Malik (Marik in tow) to the nuthouse, which would be really bad, Marik still owed Bakura five bucks. They sped up, wanting to know if it was the former or the latter.
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Malik had indeed rolled his ass out of bed before twelve due to Isis's nagging, he looked around the house for Hiei, not finding him, he went outside to get some fresh air and eat a toaster strudel. He found Hiei; he was sleeping, in a goddamn tree. Now that on itself wasn't too weird to Malik's warped mind, he had found himself treed several times for various reasons, but anytime he was treed, he was to scared to sleep. He looked at the toaster strudel in his hand, then back to Hiei, then again at the toaster strudel, and back to Hiei. This was his inner workings at this time...
'Hmm...should I?'
=Never fear for your yami is here, what's up? =
=Well I was contemplating whether I should throw this toaster strudel at Hiei. =
=...Do it=
=You sure? =
=I have not ever been surer about anything ever=
=Righto= Malik then whipped the toaster strudel at Hiei's head...well he was always a good shot; it hit him square in the noggin. Hiei woke up and started sputtering over the slightly warm toaster strudel crap all over him. These upset manovers were just enough to tip Hiei's weight enough for him to fall out of the ten-foot tree. Malik (along with Marik in his soul room) were laughing hard when the toaster strudel hit him, but at these turn of events they were both hysterical. Until they caught sight of Hiei's look that is, with that realization that Hiei WAS going to hurt him Malik screamed a few choice words, "NOT THE FACE!!!" and took off.
Yami and Bakura had gotten there a few moments later, Hiei had Malik pinned to a tree with throwing stars and he was pacing around him. "Oi oi oi, what's going on here my good chaps? Now Hiei, I know you know better, you must have seen Isis in both her mood settings, now if you wanted to incur her wrath mode, as I have fondly dubbed it, then continue trying to kill Malik. I am not going to scrape your remains off the walls and floor when she's done", said Yami condescendingly. Hiei knew the whacked out Yugi was right, but he didn't have to like it, he went to go tell Yusuke about the weird things he had found out by prying in Malik's mind. "Where's he going?" asked Bakura as if nothing happened. "He's probably going to sulk, my speeches tend to do that" said Yami proudly, yet stupidly. "Why are you guys here? And Yami, what the hell is wrong with you?" asked Malik, unpinning himself and brushing off. Yami was holding his head, like he had a MAJOR headache, it was about the right time, Yami's caffeine high was coming to an end, and with that end his inner conscience (Yugi) was returning.
% YAMI WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!!!?%
%Yugi...don't yell...headache%
%I'LL YELL WHEN I WANT, YOU ARE GOING IN YOUR SOULROOM NOW!!! I HAVE ONLY BEEN LOCKED IN MINE WITH YOU INNERLY GIGGLING LIKE AN IDIOT FOR THE PAST HOUR!!!%
%But, Yugi I am not done, I still want to have fun%
%Oh yes you are Yami, now get yourself in your soul room now%
%But I don't want to%
% What? %
%No%
%Yami, I'm sorry, but that is not an option% With that statement, on the outside, Yugi's hand raised up slowly, "Yami had enough time to say "Bye guys" before Yugi brought his hand down on the crook of his neck and squeezed. Yami's eyes rolled into the back of his head and he crumpled to the ground. Yugi then jumped up and said cheerfully "Bakura, Marik, before I teach Ryou and Isis that move you better get in your respective houses and let your respective hikairis take over, buh bye then" Yugi waved. Yugi could really be forceful when he wanted. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
WOOT, all done!!! Hope you all like this new one, once again, update date is in three days. Mr. Laziness almost got me again, but I fended it off and got this chapter to you barely on time. Now remember, reviews make me happy, and when I'm happy I like to write...
Now, just all of you imagine a school full of out of the news loop yokels, now imagine yourself in this school, no one likes anime, they all hate it and they hate you, they only don't beat you up because your 5'11. But, they do take idiotic pleasure into trying to hurt you mentally.
This is one of those stories; now, what happened was that I was on a trip, a school trip. Now we were at an arcade, it was a week until the end of school so the teachers were going easy on us on this trip. I was on a racing game and doing well, then this little dick comes up from behind and starts distracting me. Now this particular dick was one that I have had to deal with all year, and frankly, I was fed up. When he stated to poke me in the ribs with a sharpened pencil and pinch my face I made my decision. These were my exact inner thoughts... 'I really shouldn't...it is the last week of school..They won't expel me...WHAT WOULD BAKURA DO?' Then he covered my eyes with his hands, I bit them, HARD. He then screamed "SHE BIT ME!!!" luckily the arcade was very crowded. And then I felt better, RA STRICK ME DOWN IF I LIE!!!
Warnings: All the same, this chapter was written while high on caffeine at exactly 1:59 am. %Yami to Yugi% -Ryou to Bakura- =Marik to Malik= $Seto to Kaiba$ (Youko to Shuicci) Random quote: Everything is funnier with the word FUCK in it.
All right, now to go on with the story!
It was morning in the Kaiba house; Seto was woken with a scream and a FWAM. Seto grumbled and rolled out of bed, he looked outside of his room. Mokuba had a bucket of Crisco and was rubbing his feet in it; he then got up and pushed off the far wall of the long hallway, the long hardwood hallway. Mokuba was attempting the extreme hallway slide. YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!WOAH...FWAM. Yes, it was now evident that Mokuba had found the stashed coco puffs. Seto was in for a long day.
&&&&&&&&&&JUMP!!!&&&&&&&&&&&&&
It was now ten o clock and Yami was now officially bored in his soul room. He had waited a good thirty minutes after he woke up for Yugi to do the same. Yugi was dead asleep, Yami could have probably been screaming his head off and Yugi STILL wouldn't have woken up. He did the most obvious thing that came to him at that moment; he took over and made his way downstairs. Yusuke was already at the table munching on Pop-tarts and coffee, a balanced breakfast in his opinion. Yami had just remembered the fact that a person he really didn't even know was now temporarily living in HIS house. It really wasn't his house, but he liked to think so. "Morning Yugi, want some coffee?" said Yusuke. Yami had recently looked up, or rather scanned Yugi's mind, for the meaning of the word coffee. He knew now that it was a beverage; he decided to try it, along with some lucky charms. Yugi was lucky; he got to have treats like this all the time.
'When I was a boy, all the sweet things we had to eat were fruit, and we had to finish our fruit before we got wine....now they've got those stupid laws and such, underage my ass.... IM 3000 YEARS OLDER THEN THEIR GRAMA'S BY DAMNIT!', Yami thought. While this inner monologue was going on Yami was just sitting there staring into space. Yusuke had been expecting an answer from Yugi for about three minutes now, them again Yugi was having lucky charms. 'Maybe that thing about the crazies always eating lucky charms wasn't that far off'. Yusuke thought with a small smirk to himself. "Yo, Yugi, you want some coffee or what?", asked Yusuke. 'Yugi' snapped out of his stupor. "Sure, what the hell" He took the cup and smelt the hot drink, it smelled a bit bitter, but Yami was always one to try things once. He decided to down the whole thing and he did so. It was bitter, but there was some sweetening substance in it, all together it was a good enough drink.
Yami started to ask Yusuke what people thought about this drink to make it popular, but then a strange sensation came over him. Slowly, but growing in speed the sensation got stronger, Yami now felt that if he didn't move he would explode. He started to fidget in his seat. In Yusuke's point of view it looked as if Yugi had never had coffee before, he was partially right. Yami now got out of his seat and started pacing, he felt like he had to do something, ANYTHING to relieve the strange sensation of pressure, fidgeting had helped a little, pacing more so, but it wasn't enough. He felt all his inhabitations slowly melt away, what then looked illegal now looked like fun! Yusuke now was confirming his last observation, it WAS Yugi's first cup of coffee, and, by the looks of things, Yugi did not take caffeine well. 'Does he look taller?', Yusuke thought, Yugi was quite a midget, this kid would welcome a growth spurt. Yami couldn't take it much more, he felt like he was caged. He grabbed his backpack and sprinted out the door. Yusuke followed him, he wouldn't want this kid to get hurt because of him, and in the state Yugi was currently in everything would be dangerous!
Yami raced down the street, planning as he went. He didn't know what to do; everything was so open to him now! Who needed that little thing called logic anyway? A conscience, bah, he didn't need that now! Or was that conscience Yugi? He could never really tell. His frenzied thoughts finally settled enough to realize that this would be more fun with Marik and Bakura, even Malik, but if Yugi wasn't a morning person then Malik was the KING of not morning persons, that kid slept till twelve or later, if Isis didn't get his ass out of bed. He went to Bakura's house first, since it was closer. He ringed the doorbell, then, finding the sound amusing, kept ringing it. On the other side of the door he heard a grumbling that he knew to be Bakura's. "Hey Bakura!!, wanna cause some chaos?" Yami yelled. "Bakura opened the door swiftly, "Don't need to ask me twice, lets go get Marik", Bakura ran out the door and down the street with Yami closely following. Kurama came out of the apartment and looked around. "I know you're here Yusuke, I can smell you, got anymore of those pop-tarts left?" "No Youko, I don't, now I need to talk to Kurama" Kurama looked sulky for a few seconds and then his eyes glazed over and Kurama fell to the ground snoring. Apparently Kurama was still asleep, he had every reason to be, he was up till twelve thirty playing scrabble and eating popcorn with Ryou, and secretly trying to stop Youko from playing with all the pretty plants. "Yo, Kurama, wake up!" "Hun...what...NO YOUKO NO ROSES!!", yelled Kurama, springing up. He then looked embarrassed as he found himself outside and Yusuke looking at him weirdly.
"You know our partners for that stupid health project?", Yusuke asked. "Yes...and?" said Kurama, trying to get to the point, the roses on the porch were getting pointier. "Well, did you see anything weird about them?" "Um...Ryou was quiet and quite normal...but now that I think of it..Ryou did have a quirk or two. He kept changing the TV to the discovery channel and laughing like a maniac..."said Kurama. "Was it those shark attacks? Because I can see what he's talking about" said Yusuke with another smirk. "No, it was Egypt week, then he would look up suddenly and then look around frantically and finally change it back to what he was watching earlier. Then we played scrabble and that went pretty normal, until we were about halfway through the game. Then he started to cheat, I never thought of Ryou to break any rules, and also the whole category of his words changed, beforehand he had normal words like Sock, Tree, and computer, now he had things like Pharaoh, ring, thief, kill, maim, torture, disembowel and plagues!" explained Kurama.
"Is that all you saw?", asked Yusuke. "Maybe this kid just has issues" "There was one more thing, in the middle of the night I heard Ryou talking in his sleep and walking down a hallway, he kind of looked awake but I could see that he was half asleep", said Kurama "He was mumbling to himself, he said something like 'Stupid hikari, won't let me eat steak at twelve, won't even let me....have to drag stupid...dead weight...if I want steak I'll have some damn steak'. That's all I caught.", finished Kurama. It seemed as if they had something to go on after all.
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"So Pharaoh...why the sudden change in demeanor? Did the doctors finally put Yugi on those pills?" said Bakura as they ran the gauntlet to Marik and Maliks house. "No...I HAD COFFEE!!!" Yami then giggled in a way that made Bakura really question the Pharaohs waning sanity.
When they were almost at Marik and Malik's hose they heard yelling, both of then were sane enough to know that screaming at that particular house meant a really really good thing, such as someone being tortured, or a really really bad thing, such as Isis finally snapping and sending Malik (Marik in tow) to the nuthouse, which would be really bad, Marik still owed Bakura five bucks. They sped up, wanting to know if it was the former or the latter.
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Malik had indeed rolled his ass out of bed before twelve due to Isis's nagging, he looked around the house for Hiei, not finding him, he went outside to get some fresh air and eat a toaster strudel. He found Hiei; he was sleeping, in a goddamn tree. Now that on itself wasn't too weird to Malik's warped mind, he had found himself treed several times for various reasons, but anytime he was treed, he was to scared to sleep. He looked at the toaster strudel in his hand, then back to Hiei, then again at the toaster strudel, and back to Hiei. This was his inner workings at this time...
'Hmm...should I?'
=Never fear for your yami is here, what's up? =
=Well I was contemplating whether I should throw this toaster strudel at Hiei. =
=...Do it=
=You sure? =
=I have not ever been surer about anything ever=
=Righto= Malik then whipped the toaster strudel at Hiei's head...well he was always a good shot; it hit him square in the noggin. Hiei woke up and started sputtering over the slightly warm toaster strudel crap all over him. These upset manovers were just enough to tip Hiei's weight enough for him to fall out of the ten-foot tree. Malik (along with Marik in his soul room) were laughing hard when the toaster strudel hit him, but at these turn of events they were both hysterical. Until they caught sight of Hiei's look that is, with that realization that Hiei WAS going to hurt him Malik screamed a few choice words, "NOT THE FACE!!!" and took off.
Yami and Bakura had gotten there a few moments later, Hiei had Malik pinned to a tree with throwing stars and he was pacing around him. "Oi oi oi, what's going on here my good chaps? Now Hiei, I know you know better, you must have seen Isis in both her mood settings, now if you wanted to incur her wrath mode, as I have fondly dubbed it, then continue trying to kill Malik. I am not going to scrape your remains off the walls and floor when she's done", said Yami condescendingly. Hiei knew the whacked out Yugi was right, but he didn't have to like it, he went to go tell Yusuke about the weird things he had found out by prying in Malik's mind. "Where's he going?" asked Bakura as if nothing happened. "He's probably going to sulk, my speeches tend to do that" said Yami proudly, yet stupidly. "Why are you guys here? And Yami, what the hell is wrong with you?" asked Malik, unpinning himself and brushing off. Yami was holding his head, like he had a MAJOR headache, it was about the right time, Yami's caffeine high was coming to an end, and with that end his inner conscience (Yugi) was returning.
% YAMI WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!!!?%
%Yugi...don't yell...headache%
%I'LL YELL WHEN I WANT, YOU ARE GOING IN YOUR SOULROOM NOW!!! I HAVE ONLY BEEN LOCKED IN MINE WITH YOU INNERLY GIGGLING LIKE AN IDIOT FOR THE PAST HOUR!!!%
%But, Yugi I am not done, I still want to have fun%
%Oh yes you are Yami, now get yourself in your soul room now%
%But I don't want to%
% What? %
%No%
%Yami, I'm sorry, but that is not an option% With that statement, on the outside, Yugi's hand raised up slowly, "Yami had enough time to say "Bye guys" before Yugi brought his hand down on the crook of his neck and squeezed. Yami's eyes rolled into the back of his head and he crumpled to the ground. Yugi then jumped up and said cheerfully "Bakura, Marik, before I teach Ryou and Isis that move you better get in your respective houses and let your respective hikairis take over, buh bye then" Yugi waved. Yugi could really be forceful when he wanted. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
WOOT, all done!!! Hope you all like this new one, once again, update date is in three days. Mr. Laziness almost got me again, but I fended it off and got this chapter to you barely on time. Now remember, reviews make me happy, and when I'm happy I like to write...