Chapter the seventh! This story is getting long and will only be getting longer with the right persuasion. Hint hint...well I've got absolutely nothing to do today and it is raining so I thought that I'd better at least write a new chapter for you all. As Kaiba once said, This thing is really coming together! Ok, just a quick note, my computer sucks and currentlyn has a viris so i cannot update and go on the internet for you guys, but I am a loyal author and I will not give upwithout a fight!!!! I am currently in my room closet at elevn at night typing this in a frenzy on my moms laptop that I'm not supposed to be useing...she will KILL me if she finds out so...I'M TAKING RISKS FOR YOU GUYS!!! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS REVIEW!!! Thank you.
Warnings: Same
Disclaimer: The cops must have no reason to come to my house; I've got things in there...so I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Yu Yu Hakusho.
%Yugi to Yami% -Bakura to Ryou- =Marik to Malik= $Seto to Kaiba$ (Youko to Shuicci)
Kaiba had finished off his grand scheme and was putting the first phase in action, getting the guests to the party. Seto was asleep at his own computer by the time he was ready to launch his plan. That was good for him, no questions that needed answering. He had taken over with a slaphappy grin and had gotten ready to attempt to use the mortal device called a phone. Then he saw that the kid was in the room, he was watching him, Kaiba immediately put on a guise to fool the child, he acted cold and businesslike, that didn't throw the whelp off him for a minute. The kid just kept watching him, he had to get started with phase one soon. He picked up the phone as if he had used it all his life and carefully dialed a number. He had dialed the number to Bakura's house, he hoped he would get Bakura instead of Ryou, but the chances were slim.
The phone rang twice and someone picked up the other line. "Hello, Bakura house, Ryou speaking" Success!!! Bakura couldn't fool him with that imitation of Ryou. The kid was watching, still watching so he decided to code his message. "This is SETO" He emphasized the name, Bakura would catch on. "Come to my house, bring a bathing suit, all will be explained, call your contacts, PARTY" he knew that Bakura would know what he meant by contacts and that Mokuba kid wouldn't. He had to say the last word, but he said it in Egyptian. That stupid kid wouldn't know what he was talking about. He hung up and dialed the next number he would need. It was busy, so while he waited for it to open up he looked if the kid was still there, he was. "Mokuba, could you please leave, this is a very important business call, I can't have you distracting me, go bug the servants, 1 0 0 niner" that little piece of information would get the kid out of his hair for awhile, he had just told him what the combination was to the safe that held some sugary goodness.
The busy music stopped on the phone and a voice came on "Hello, Carl's catering how may I help you?" it was now time to use Seto's immaculate business influence. "Hello, this is Seto Kaiba" That sentence alone sent an uproar on the other end, just like he had wanted. "I'm going to need a large amount of food and I'm going to need it here, within the hour, can you do that?" Kaiba intoned, he sounded just like Seto when he was going to let someone go. "Y-yes Mr. Kaiba of course, here at Carl's we take great pride in our" "Cut the theatrics, I'm ready to give you my order" After Seto had finished with the catering he went on to the music, he called a DJ and left it too Seto's influence to get him there in 30 minutes.
He went outside to check out what this pool thing looked like. He was greatly please to find that it was HUGE, and had all the extras, colored lighting, minibars, diving boards pool toys, AND as the greatest touch, the pool was in the shape of a dollar sign. Who said Seto wasn't a little weird. A quick scan of Seto's mind told him that he had ordered this pool after too many Smirnoff ices. Well, it would more then suit his needs anyway. That Mokuba kid was watching him again, out of a fourth story window like he was in a horror movie. Kaiba's look just dared him to tell anyone anything, with a large and happy scream; he jumped into the pool and crawled up onto a Blue eyes white dragon pool float, to wait for the guests to get here. "PARTY?" yelled Yusuke as he went up to the gate and found two guards. The guards had been told to let only a select list in, this kid was on it. "You may enter", said a guard evenly. Yusuke whooped in joy and continued to run up the grounds to where the pool was located. Yami followed a short time after, he must have been just as, or more excited then Yusuke. He didn't even wait for the guard to let him in, he scaled the gate and jumped off it to land in a sprint, this party was going to be the best EVER.
Bakura followed a short time after, cutting the fence about ten feet from the guards and breaking in, hey, it was what he did. He found to his surprise, a whomfing sound coming from the pool, the DJ had apparently arrived and was busting out some music. He came upon Kaiba floating right in the middle of the pool, a martini in one hand and a microphone in the other. With the three hundred dollar glasses on the bridge of his nose he looked the picture of an eccentric rich party host. Yusuke was currently looking around in pure bliss. Yami was cackling like a moron and the rest of the guests were just arriving. "WASSUP? THIS IS MY PARTY AND I COMMAND YOU ALL TO HAVE A HELL OF A TIME!!!" Kaiba spoke into the microphone; the stereo speakers provided the projection of his voice.
With that command he jumped off his float and did a back flip into the pool. He the swum over to mingle with the rest of the partygoers. He walked up to Yami and looked at him and then at Kurama, who was the farthest from the pool and looking at it nervously. In that instance a partnership was made, Yami and Kaiba united!, to throw someone into the pool. They nodded once and only once, their prey was oblivious to the pincer maneuver they were setting up. They closed in...Kaiba yelled "NOW" in a signal. Kurama screamed and tried to run, but it was too late, they had boxed him into a corner, he had nowhere to run. Kaiba grabbed him by the legs and Yami under his arms. They carried him kicking and screaming to the edge of the deep end. By now everyone had stopped talking to watch the loud spectacle. "One, two, better not sue", they said together as they threw him in the air over the pool, he landed with a resounding splash. There was a few seconds wait and then he came up, screaming a battle cry, Kurama grabbed both Kaiba and Yami by the legs and whipped them both into the pool, he then repeatedly dunked them both and got out of the pool to got get some shrimp. Yami and Kaiba now resembled drowned rats. %HAHAHAHAHA% %Shut up Yugi% %HAHAHAcantHAHAHA% %Yugi I'm warning you% %BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY! % %Yugi% %Hahahaha! % %That's it! % Yugi then found himself forced to take over, his own hands choking him and pushing him towards the pool edge.
%Maybe we can talk this over? % % Yugi, I'm afraid that's not an option%
Yugi then was pushed into the pool and rapidly dunked. Hiei was eating his own weight in snacks, and Marik was making his way over to Bakura to hit him with a proposition. Marik, from Malik, had one of the best ideas. They were going to start playing a game. Once Bakura heard that, that was the end of it, he started grinning like a maniac, he knew just the game to play too. "Hey..." He looked at the other guests. "Hey Yugi, wanna play a game?" That phrase, spoken at a normal octave reverberated in Yami's mind.
%Oh god%
"HELL YES!!!, WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?" "Chicken" , Bakura then stole the microphone from Kaiba. "ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY CHICKEN, GET IN THE DAMN POOL!!!" Bakura yelled into the Microphone. The crowd cheered and jumped into the pool. They made teams quickly. Marik and Kaiba were up against Yusuke and Hiei first. Yami was the almighty ref for this bout "Now, you all know the rules, no hits below the belt, ready, set, PLAY CHICKEN!!! Marik and Kaiba went in for the offense but Yusuke and Hiei blocked easily, they were testing each other, moving in for small strikes only to move back out again. Then they went in for the real go, the top half fighting and the lower half trading insults. "Fuck bucket" "Weakling". Kaiba and Marik had this game in the bag; they were winning hands down, then something happen that they didn't count on. Seto woke up.
$Unnn...what happened$ $...$ $HEY WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE?$ $Your in my soul room because I am having a party and you would try to stop me, besides your soul room opens up when you want it to, mine opens up when I want it to goodnight Seto$ $You won't get away with this, Mokuba will find you out!$ $Oh...I've taken care of Mokuba$ $....$ $ If you aren't going to call off the party maybe I'll let you out later$ $Hey wai-$
With a click, Seto was cut off and Kaiba felt much better, he would probably learn how to brake out in a few hours, but for now, Kaiba was in control. He had lost the game of Chicken though, so he just contentedly watched as the game of chicken morphed into a fistfight. He decided that he needed to liven things up a bit. One word, Karaoke.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well, that's it for now people, I hope you enjoy it! Send some funny songs in for everyone to sing! I need lyrics; I'll put a great spin on them! I do already have a request for Eminems will the real slim shady please stand up? So if you could send me that one in a review that would be great. Three day update date set, but if I don't get those songs it will be longer. Goodbye! Read and Review!!!
Warnings: Same
Disclaimer: The cops must have no reason to come to my house; I've got things in there...so I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Yu Yu Hakusho.
%Yugi to Yami% -Bakura to Ryou- =Marik to Malik= $Seto to Kaiba$ (Youko to Shuicci)
Kaiba had finished off his grand scheme and was putting the first phase in action, getting the guests to the party. Seto was asleep at his own computer by the time he was ready to launch his plan. That was good for him, no questions that needed answering. He had taken over with a slaphappy grin and had gotten ready to attempt to use the mortal device called a phone. Then he saw that the kid was in the room, he was watching him, Kaiba immediately put on a guise to fool the child, he acted cold and businesslike, that didn't throw the whelp off him for a minute. The kid just kept watching him, he had to get started with phase one soon. He picked up the phone as if he had used it all his life and carefully dialed a number. He had dialed the number to Bakura's house, he hoped he would get Bakura instead of Ryou, but the chances were slim.
The phone rang twice and someone picked up the other line. "Hello, Bakura house, Ryou speaking" Success!!! Bakura couldn't fool him with that imitation of Ryou. The kid was watching, still watching so he decided to code his message. "This is SETO" He emphasized the name, Bakura would catch on. "Come to my house, bring a bathing suit, all will be explained, call your contacts, PARTY" he knew that Bakura would know what he meant by contacts and that Mokuba kid wouldn't. He had to say the last word, but he said it in Egyptian. That stupid kid wouldn't know what he was talking about. He hung up and dialed the next number he would need. It was busy, so while he waited for it to open up he looked if the kid was still there, he was. "Mokuba, could you please leave, this is a very important business call, I can't have you distracting me, go bug the servants, 1 0 0 niner" that little piece of information would get the kid out of his hair for awhile, he had just told him what the combination was to the safe that held some sugary goodness.
The busy music stopped on the phone and a voice came on "Hello, Carl's catering how may I help you?" it was now time to use Seto's immaculate business influence. "Hello, this is Seto Kaiba" That sentence alone sent an uproar on the other end, just like he had wanted. "I'm going to need a large amount of food and I'm going to need it here, within the hour, can you do that?" Kaiba intoned, he sounded just like Seto when he was going to let someone go. "Y-yes Mr. Kaiba of course, here at Carl's we take great pride in our" "Cut the theatrics, I'm ready to give you my order" After Seto had finished with the catering he went on to the music, he called a DJ and left it too Seto's influence to get him there in 30 minutes.
He went outside to check out what this pool thing looked like. He was greatly please to find that it was HUGE, and had all the extras, colored lighting, minibars, diving boards pool toys, AND as the greatest touch, the pool was in the shape of a dollar sign. Who said Seto wasn't a little weird. A quick scan of Seto's mind told him that he had ordered this pool after too many Smirnoff ices. Well, it would more then suit his needs anyway. That Mokuba kid was watching him again, out of a fourth story window like he was in a horror movie. Kaiba's look just dared him to tell anyone anything, with a large and happy scream; he jumped into the pool and crawled up onto a Blue eyes white dragon pool float, to wait for the guests to get here. "PARTY?" yelled Yusuke as he went up to the gate and found two guards. The guards had been told to let only a select list in, this kid was on it. "You may enter", said a guard evenly. Yusuke whooped in joy and continued to run up the grounds to where the pool was located. Yami followed a short time after, he must have been just as, or more excited then Yusuke. He didn't even wait for the guard to let him in, he scaled the gate and jumped off it to land in a sprint, this party was going to be the best EVER.
Bakura followed a short time after, cutting the fence about ten feet from the guards and breaking in, hey, it was what he did. He found to his surprise, a whomfing sound coming from the pool, the DJ had apparently arrived and was busting out some music. He came upon Kaiba floating right in the middle of the pool, a martini in one hand and a microphone in the other. With the three hundred dollar glasses on the bridge of his nose he looked the picture of an eccentric rich party host. Yusuke was currently looking around in pure bliss. Yami was cackling like a moron and the rest of the guests were just arriving. "WASSUP? THIS IS MY PARTY AND I COMMAND YOU ALL TO HAVE A HELL OF A TIME!!!" Kaiba spoke into the microphone; the stereo speakers provided the projection of his voice.
With that command he jumped off his float and did a back flip into the pool. He the swum over to mingle with the rest of the partygoers. He walked up to Yami and looked at him and then at Kurama, who was the farthest from the pool and looking at it nervously. In that instance a partnership was made, Yami and Kaiba united!, to throw someone into the pool. They nodded once and only once, their prey was oblivious to the pincer maneuver they were setting up. They closed in...Kaiba yelled "NOW" in a signal. Kurama screamed and tried to run, but it was too late, they had boxed him into a corner, he had nowhere to run. Kaiba grabbed him by the legs and Yami under his arms. They carried him kicking and screaming to the edge of the deep end. By now everyone had stopped talking to watch the loud spectacle. "One, two, better not sue", they said together as they threw him in the air over the pool, he landed with a resounding splash. There was a few seconds wait and then he came up, screaming a battle cry, Kurama grabbed both Kaiba and Yami by the legs and whipped them both into the pool, he then repeatedly dunked them both and got out of the pool to got get some shrimp. Yami and Kaiba now resembled drowned rats. %HAHAHAHAHA% %Shut up Yugi% %HAHAHAcantHAHAHA% %Yugi I'm warning you% %BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY! % %Yugi% %Hahahaha! % %That's it! % Yugi then found himself forced to take over, his own hands choking him and pushing him towards the pool edge.
%Maybe we can talk this over? % % Yugi, I'm afraid that's not an option%
Yugi then was pushed into the pool and rapidly dunked. Hiei was eating his own weight in snacks, and Marik was making his way over to Bakura to hit him with a proposition. Marik, from Malik, had one of the best ideas. They were going to start playing a game. Once Bakura heard that, that was the end of it, he started grinning like a maniac, he knew just the game to play too. "Hey..." He looked at the other guests. "Hey Yugi, wanna play a game?" That phrase, spoken at a normal octave reverberated in Yami's mind.
%Oh god%
"HELL YES!!!, WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?" "Chicken" , Bakura then stole the microphone from Kaiba. "ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY CHICKEN, GET IN THE DAMN POOL!!!" Bakura yelled into the Microphone. The crowd cheered and jumped into the pool. They made teams quickly. Marik and Kaiba were up against Yusuke and Hiei first. Yami was the almighty ref for this bout "Now, you all know the rules, no hits below the belt, ready, set, PLAY CHICKEN!!! Marik and Kaiba went in for the offense but Yusuke and Hiei blocked easily, they were testing each other, moving in for small strikes only to move back out again. Then they went in for the real go, the top half fighting and the lower half trading insults. "Fuck bucket" "Weakling". Kaiba and Marik had this game in the bag; they were winning hands down, then something happen that they didn't count on. Seto woke up.
$Unnn...what happened$ $...$ $HEY WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE?$ $Your in my soul room because I am having a party and you would try to stop me, besides your soul room opens up when you want it to, mine opens up when I want it to goodnight Seto$ $You won't get away with this, Mokuba will find you out!$ $Oh...I've taken care of Mokuba$ $....$ $ If you aren't going to call off the party maybe I'll let you out later$ $Hey wai-$
With a click, Seto was cut off and Kaiba felt much better, he would probably learn how to brake out in a few hours, but for now, Kaiba was in control. He had lost the game of Chicken though, so he just contentedly watched as the game of chicken morphed into a fistfight. He decided that he needed to liven things up a bit. One word, Karaoke.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well, that's it for now people, I hope you enjoy it! Send some funny songs in for everyone to sing! I need lyrics; I'll put a great spin on them! I do already have a request for Eminems will the real slim shady please stand up? So if you could send me that one in a review that would be great. Three day update date set, but if I don't get those songs it will be longer. Goodbye! Read and Review!!!