Chapter the eighth, wow, I am so moved. Ok, I'm done. I just am so happy
that you guys like this thing, I've been working so hard on it. I even type
through injury to get this to you guys. I got chased by hornets and got
stung three times on my hand, it is bloated and grotesque. I cannot help
but poke it. Eww.
Warnings: There will be alcohol use, karaoke, and cop bustings in this chapter! Along with the same other warnings. Are you guys ok with this? I thought you would be.
Disclaimer: I don't own these shows, ok, I said it, I just can't have people coming to my house and investigating, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
%Yami to Yugi% -Ryou to Bakura- =Marik to Malik= $Seto to Kaiba$ (Youko to Shuicci)
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Kaiba now felt that the party was getting to the point where it needed to be spiced up a bit. Karaoke was the thing; he walked up onto a patio where he could be seen by all the partygoers, microphone in hand, he stood, waiting for them to notice him. "Attention, I will now be holding a karaoke contest, if anyone is brave enough to risk ridicule by your peers, step up, the DJ has a choice list of songs. Kaiba waited expectedly for someone to get up the courage. To at least half the groups surprise (Not anyone with a Yami) Ryou stepped onto the stage cautiously. He took the microphone from Kaiba and taped it a few time to test it. "Mmmhum, testing 1,2,3" The Microphone let out a screechy sound. He walked over to the DJ and whispered to him for a moment, the DJ then looked at him funny, but put on a karaoke version of a CD anyway. Kaiba turned on some air lighting over Ryou; he was now literally in the spotlight. Ryou shifted from foot to foot, the music started, and the ring let out a subtle flash.
Guess who's back, back again
Kura's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Ryou no more they want Kura Ryou: I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Bakura, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of hell mixed with some hard liquor
Some Dueling will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get stopped at the Tourney 'ya By the Ref when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while the other contemplating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, and I'm just stating The obvious
I know you got a job Joey
But your sisters eye problem is complicated
So the FDC won't let me be (Federal dueling committee)
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on Battle city
But it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Verse 2:
Little hellions, Yamis feeling rebellious Anzu comes along, yellin her alias
They start feeling like this is helpless,
Till someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the duel craze, a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone scared of my tasks
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of me
Well I'm back (Batman Noise) The center of attention back! Dueling is like crack
It's interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this & that shit
Tritan Taylor, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Friendship bastards,
You mortals all scared of me
You don't know me, you're too young
Let go, it's over, nobody listens less you've got somthin' like a gun
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with the ring
Ever since Yami turned himself into that thing (Points to the puzzle)
But sometimes man it just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this means I'm distrusting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Yami Yugi,
To do the stealing so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a concept that works
2 other Yamis emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
Bakura struck a pose and waited for the shock to set in the faces in the crowd were mainly like this...
Yami: -- "Show off"
Marik: O-0 "That was sweet"
Kaiba: - "Damn straight, I am a good party host"
Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama: O.o "Holy shit, what was that?"
Kaiba then stepped in with a great and suave plan, get the 'normal' people drunk so they don't remember this and report them to the crazy house. "I would like to direct you all to the punch bowl and have a drink" No one questioned it and they all drank. "Yami also had about three glasses earlier and was off in a corner, drunk as a skunk. Now that Kaiba was satisfied with the amount that everyone drank, he could really let this party go, but something was troubling him, he couldn't have done this without Seto, even indirectly he played a roll in his bash, he decide to check up on him.
$ -INCONSIDEARTE BASTARD, I WILL KILL YOU!!! YOU FREAKING SON OF A BITCH-$
$Um...hi...uh, wanna come to the party? $
$Sure$
$o.0 WTF$
$Well, did you ever think to ask me if I wanted to throw a party? I've actually wanted to do this for a long time.$
$O.O O-kay then$
$Comon, lets beat the shit out of Bakura, he was just showing off$
$0.o Brain...not...functioning...does not compute, error error, danger captain Robinson danger! $
' Did I really scare him that much?'
$So...$ Poor Kaiba's mind finally wrapped around of Seto actually doing something even remotely fun and slightly dangerous.
$Yes, yes I would$
Kaiba, with Seto in an astral form walked onto the stage, Kaiba pointed to the DJ who gave the thumbs up and put on another CD. (The DJ was totally weirded out by the fact that there were two identical Seto Kaibas, let alone the fact the one of them was transparent, but hey, he was getting paid for this gig, so why should he care?) Kaiba: TIME TO PLAY THE GAME Seto: Time to play the game Both: Laugh evilly Kaiba: It's all about the game and how you play it Seto: All about control and if you can take it Kaiba: All about your debt and if you can pay it Seto: It's all about pain Kaiba: And who's gonna make it Seto: I am the game you don't want to play me Kaiba: I am control there's no way you can shake me Seto: I am heavy debt and there's no way you can pay me Kaiba: I am the pain Seto: And I know you can't take me! Kaiba: Look over your shoulder Seto: ready to run Kaiba: Like a back ally bitch Seto: From a smoking gun Kaiba: I am the game and I make the rules Seto: So move on out you can die like a fool Kaiba: Try to figure out what my moves gonna be Seto: Come over sucker, come and ask me Kaiba: Don't you forget there a price you will pay Seto& Kaiba: CAUSE I AM THE GAME AND I WANT TO PLAY!!!
Kaiba and Seto grinned identically and got off the stage, that was weird, and if half the crowd wasn't drunk then they would have said that too. "THE CONTEST IS OVER!!!, TIME TO CRANK IT UP!!!" If the music was loud before, aww what the hell, it was LOUD, to put it simply. The doorbell rang, luckily Kaiba was right next to the door or he would have never heard it. He opened the door, "Wassup, here for Seto Kaiba's bashing pool party?" 'These men are dressed funny, who would where all blue like that?' "Excuse me sir, you have been phoned about causing a disturbance, were going to have to take you and your party downtown"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yugi was currently in another room sleeping off the rest of a hangover, why he got this hangover was entirely Yami's fault. 'Didn't know the punch was spiked...SURE...and I'm six foot five' Yugi got up and wobbled over to the door to the pool to see what was going on out there, he couldn't hear much because of the music. He took a few steps outside and found handcuffs slapped over his wrists. "What is the meaning of this officer? What did I do wrong?" "Your going downtown for questioning and detainment" "WHAT?"
Before
Kaiba had let the police in not knowing what they were, but everyone else recalled with crystal clear memory, even Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke who were currently more wasted then barney on the Simpsons sobered up enough to bolt at the first sight of the dudes in blue. Bakura had bolted long before, he had caught sight of the cop car and ran with Malik to make an alibi that he and Malik were studying the whole time at Ryou's house. Kaiba was safe because Seto was rich.
Currently, Mouto house, 8:00 PM
Yugi's mother, Mrs.Mouto, was currently dusting some of Yugi's trophies and thinking about what a perfect son she had, she then heard the phone ring and went over to answer it, humming cheerfully. "Hello, Kame game shop, this is Mrs. Mouto speaking, how may I help you?" "Excuse me Mrs. Mouto, but is Yugi Mouto your son?" "Yes" "Well we've got him in the office downtown, you need to come pick him up" "...Yes, I'll be right there" How could HER son be in JAIL!!! There must be some mistake!
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Yugi Mouto sat in a detaining cell with a blank look on his face; if you looked closely you could see that his face was slightly tinged with anger.
%YAMI YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!%
%Yugi, I really didn't know the punch was spiked!%
%A LIKELY STORY%
%But Yugi%
%OK...fine...fine I'll assume that you didn't know the punch was spiked, I'm just glad that my blood alcohol level was below the illegal limit, but, how am I going to explain the fact that I'M IN JAIL! %
%Well technically...you're not in jail...you're just being detained% Needles to say, Yugi still wasn't very pleased, and that feeling multiplied threefold when he saw the look on his moms face when she stepped into the police station. She waited as the cell door was unlocked and Yugi was let out without a word, she led him to the car and they rode home in complete silence. Yugi took this opportunity to have a little chat with Yami.
%How am I going to explain this Yami? %
%I don't know%
%I have a VERY good idea Yami%
%...You wouldn't%
%Oh yes Yami%
%You wouldn't dare, you know the consequences about that%
%Oh I think I could get through it%
%Isn't this a little harsh? %
%Um...I'm thinking...NO% Yugi was going to tell his mom...about Yami...this will be great fun. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLIFFIE!!! I am soooo evil, I hope you all like it, a predominantly Yu-Gi- Oh chapter next then a lot more Yu Yu Hakusho, they have to sleep off their massive hangovers after all. Three day update date. BUT IF PEOPLE DON"T GET OFF THEIR ASSES AND REVIEW THEN I MIGHT THINK DIFFERENT!!! Cheerio!
Warnings: There will be alcohol use, karaoke, and cop bustings in this chapter! Along with the same other warnings. Are you guys ok with this? I thought you would be.
Disclaimer: I don't own these shows, ok, I said it, I just can't have people coming to my house and investigating, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
%Yami to Yugi% -Ryou to Bakura- =Marik to Malik= $Seto to Kaiba$ (Youko to Shuicci)
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))
Kaiba now felt that the party was getting to the point where it needed to be spiced up a bit. Karaoke was the thing; he walked up onto a patio where he could be seen by all the partygoers, microphone in hand, he stood, waiting for them to notice him. "Attention, I will now be holding a karaoke contest, if anyone is brave enough to risk ridicule by your peers, step up, the DJ has a choice list of songs. Kaiba waited expectedly for someone to get up the courage. To at least half the groups surprise (Not anyone with a Yami) Ryou stepped onto the stage cautiously. He took the microphone from Kaiba and taped it a few time to test it. "Mmmhum, testing 1,2,3" The Microphone let out a screechy sound. He walked over to the DJ and whispered to him for a moment, the DJ then looked at him funny, but put on a karaoke version of a CD anyway. Kaiba turned on some air lighting over Ryou; he was now literally in the spotlight. Ryou shifted from foot to foot, the music started, and the ring let out a subtle flash.
Guess who's back, back again
Kura's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Ryou no more they want Kura Ryou: I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Bakura, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of hell mixed with some hard liquor
Some Dueling will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get stopped at the Tourney 'ya By the Ref when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while the other contemplating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, and I'm just stating The obvious
I know you got a job Joey
But your sisters eye problem is complicated
So the FDC won't let me be (Federal dueling committee)
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on Battle city
But it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Verse 2:
Little hellions, Yamis feeling rebellious Anzu comes along, yellin her alias
They start feeling like this is helpless,
Till someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the duel craze, a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone scared of my tasks
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of me
Well I'm back (Batman Noise) The center of attention back! Dueling is like crack
It's interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this & that shit
Tritan Taylor, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Friendship bastards,
You mortals all scared of me
You don't know me, you're too young
Let go, it's over, nobody listens less you've got somthin' like a gun
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with the ring
Ever since Yami turned himself into that thing (Points to the puzzle)
But sometimes man it just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this means I'm distrusting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Yami Yugi,
To do the stealing so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a concept that works
2 other Yamis emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
Bakura struck a pose and waited for the shock to set in the faces in the crowd were mainly like this...
Yami: -- "Show off"
Marik: O-0 "That was sweet"
Kaiba: - "Damn straight, I am a good party host"
Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama: O.o "Holy shit, what was that?"
Kaiba then stepped in with a great and suave plan, get the 'normal' people drunk so they don't remember this and report them to the crazy house. "I would like to direct you all to the punch bowl and have a drink" No one questioned it and they all drank. "Yami also had about three glasses earlier and was off in a corner, drunk as a skunk. Now that Kaiba was satisfied with the amount that everyone drank, he could really let this party go, but something was troubling him, he couldn't have done this without Seto, even indirectly he played a roll in his bash, he decide to check up on him.
$ -INCONSIDEARTE BASTARD, I WILL KILL YOU!!! YOU FREAKING SON OF A BITCH-$
$Um...hi...uh, wanna come to the party? $
$Sure$
$o.0 WTF$
$Well, did you ever think to ask me if I wanted to throw a party? I've actually wanted to do this for a long time.$
$O.O O-kay then$
$Comon, lets beat the shit out of Bakura, he was just showing off$
$0.o Brain...not...functioning...does not compute, error error, danger captain Robinson danger! $
' Did I really scare him that much?'
$So...$ Poor Kaiba's mind finally wrapped around of Seto actually doing something even remotely fun and slightly dangerous.
$Yes, yes I would$
Kaiba, with Seto in an astral form walked onto the stage, Kaiba pointed to the DJ who gave the thumbs up and put on another CD. (The DJ was totally weirded out by the fact that there were two identical Seto Kaibas, let alone the fact the one of them was transparent, but hey, he was getting paid for this gig, so why should he care?) Kaiba: TIME TO PLAY THE GAME Seto: Time to play the game Both: Laugh evilly Kaiba: It's all about the game and how you play it Seto: All about control and if you can take it Kaiba: All about your debt and if you can pay it Seto: It's all about pain Kaiba: And who's gonna make it Seto: I am the game you don't want to play me Kaiba: I am control there's no way you can shake me Seto: I am heavy debt and there's no way you can pay me Kaiba: I am the pain Seto: And I know you can't take me! Kaiba: Look over your shoulder Seto: ready to run Kaiba: Like a back ally bitch Seto: From a smoking gun Kaiba: I am the game and I make the rules Seto: So move on out you can die like a fool Kaiba: Try to figure out what my moves gonna be Seto: Come over sucker, come and ask me Kaiba: Don't you forget there a price you will pay Seto& Kaiba: CAUSE I AM THE GAME AND I WANT TO PLAY!!!
Kaiba and Seto grinned identically and got off the stage, that was weird, and if half the crowd wasn't drunk then they would have said that too. "THE CONTEST IS OVER!!!, TIME TO CRANK IT UP!!!" If the music was loud before, aww what the hell, it was LOUD, to put it simply. The doorbell rang, luckily Kaiba was right next to the door or he would have never heard it. He opened the door, "Wassup, here for Seto Kaiba's bashing pool party?" 'These men are dressed funny, who would where all blue like that?' "Excuse me sir, you have been phoned about causing a disturbance, were going to have to take you and your party downtown"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yugi was currently in another room sleeping off the rest of a hangover, why he got this hangover was entirely Yami's fault. 'Didn't know the punch was spiked...SURE...and I'm six foot five' Yugi got up and wobbled over to the door to the pool to see what was going on out there, he couldn't hear much because of the music. He took a few steps outside and found handcuffs slapped over his wrists. "What is the meaning of this officer? What did I do wrong?" "Your going downtown for questioning and detainment" "WHAT?"
Before
Kaiba had let the police in not knowing what they were, but everyone else recalled with crystal clear memory, even Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke who were currently more wasted then barney on the Simpsons sobered up enough to bolt at the first sight of the dudes in blue. Bakura had bolted long before, he had caught sight of the cop car and ran with Malik to make an alibi that he and Malik were studying the whole time at Ryou's house. Kaiba was safe because Seto was rich.
Currently, Mouto house, 8:00 PM
Yugi's mother, Mrs.Mouto, was currently dusting some of Yugi's trophies and thinking about what a perfect son she had, she then heard the phone ring and went over to answer it, humming cheerfully. "Hello, Kame game shop, this is Mrs. Mouto speaking, how may I help you?" "Excuse me Mrs. Mouto, but is Yugi Mouto your son?" "Yes" "Well we've got him in the office downtown, you need to come pick him up" "...Yes, I'll be right there" How could HER son be in JAIL!!! There must be some mistake!
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Yugi Mouto sat in a detaining cell with a blank look on his face; if you looked closely you could see that his face was slightly tinged with anger.
%YAMI YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!%
%Yugi, I really didn't know the punch was spiked!%
%A LIKELY STORY%
%But Yugi%
%OK...fine...fine I'll assume that you didn't know the punch was spiked, I'm just glad that my blood alcohol level was below the illegal limit, but, how am I going to explain the fact that I'M IN JAIL! %
%Well technically...you're not in jail...you're just being detained% Needles to say, Yugi still wasn't very pleased, and that feeling multiplied threefold when he saw the look on his moms face when she stepped into the police station. She waited as the cell door was unlocked and Yugi was let out without a word, she led him to the car and they rode home in complete silence. Yugi took this opportunity to have a little chat with Yami.
%How am I going to explain this Yami? %
%I don't know%
%I have a VERY good idea Yami%
%...You wouldn't%
%Oh yes Yami%
%You wouldn't dare, you know the consequences about that%
%Oh I think I could get through it%
%Isn't this a little harsh? %
%Um...I'm thinking...NO% Yugi was going to tell his mom...about Yami...this will be great fun. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLIFFIE!!! I am soooo evil, I hope you all like it, a predominantly Yu-Gi- Oh chapter next then a lot more Yu Yu Hakusho, they have to sleep off their massive hangovers after all. Three day update date. BUT IF PEOPLE DON"T GET OFF THEIR ASSES AND REVIEW THEN I MIGHT THINK DIFFERENT!!! Cheerio!