Nine, I have written nine chapters now; I hope you heathens are happy. I've
been working my ass off for all of you, I hope you appreciate it. Well,
with that said let's get on with the normal proceedings before the chapter.
Warnings: Same, except for the addition of the warning of a psychopathically protective mother, waffles, lord of the rings and massive hangovers.
Disclaimer: I don't own these things that are not mine, because they are other peoples and they own them, not me, who does not own them.
%Yugi to Yami% -Bakura to Ryou- =Marik to Malik= $Seto to Kaiba$ (Youko to Shuicci)
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Yugi sat on the couch in the living room while his mom paced about lecturing him about the importance of following neighborhood codes and conducts. He wasn't even listening. (Who ever listens to their parents when they're lecturing?) He was trying to coax Yami into trying to help tell his mom the real truth.
%Come on Yami! It won't be that bad! %
%Yes it will! She'll send us to the funny farm, and the jackets may have buckles but I certainly don't want to wear them. %
% She wouldn't do something like that. %
%You're right%
%What? %
%I said you're right; she wouldn't do something like that...SHE'D DO SOMETHING WORSE!!! %
%Like what? %
% Yugi, have you ever seen the exorcist? %
% Yes, but what I want to know is how have YOU seen the exorcist? %
% ...That isn't important right now, it's the fact that that what's gonna happen to us! % ' Staying up till three on a Sunday does have it's purposes'
% Were going to get tied to a bed and spit split pea soup? %
% NO, but they'll perform all kinds of rituals and crap, not like I care, but it's Annoying %
%...%
% ...Yugi, I have just gotten the greatest idea EVER! %
%Oh god here it comes, the time when I get dragged into you're hair- brained scheme... %
% No, you just have to play the more passive roll of playing along with whatever I come up with %
% I'm probably going to get forced into doing it anyway right? %
% Affirmative %
% Sigh...fine Yami but I should start %
% See, that wasn't so bad, now we break even %
% Yami, you have a warped sense of even don't you %
% That's a 10 4 good buddy %
% That's it, no more old movies for you! %
%Uh...she's talking to us % "Yugi...YUGI! Are you even listening to me?" yelled Yugi's mom in Yugi's ear. "Yes mom" "Don't you 'yes mom' me in that tone mister or I'll take away that stupid deck of cards you love so much"
% OH THAT'S IT, COME ON YUGI! DON'T CHICKEN OUT NOW! We can get sent to jail, yelled at and ridiculed, but no one disses the deck! % "Um...mom? I have something to tell you" "Yes Yugi, what does my perfectly normal, if insanely in trouble son have to say?" 'Does she have to make this harder?' "Uh...well, you know my puzzle" "Yes Yugi, it's very pretty, what does that have to do with anything" "Well...Ihaveaspiritinsideitandhepossesesmeandstuffandhe'srightthere" Yugi then pointed to Yami who was floating about two feet away. Yami waved. Yugi's mom got up slowly and picked up a trophy and walked slowly over to where Yugi was standing. "Uh, mom, what are you gonna do with that?" "Don't worry honey, mommy's gonna make it all better!" She then hit him over the head with the aforementioned trophy.
Yugi woke up to the strong smell of incense. He hated the stuff! I smelled so sweet it made him sick, he tried to get up to leave, but he found that he couldn't. He opened his eyes and looked around, he found himself tied to a chair in the middle of his basement with candles, incense, and strange symbols.
%YAMI!!%
%I told you so, exorcist!!!!%
%Oh hell no, you mean mom is doing this?%
%'Fraid so, but the good side about this is that we get to mess with her head %
%We are NOT messing with her head!%
%She messed with yours when she bashed it in with that trophy%
% ...I said this before and I'll say it again, your probably going to force me into this anyway%
% I'm thinking...YES%
%Fine%
%Just play along and watch the master at work%
Yugi's mom walked down the stairs to the basement with a bible in her hand, she was going try everything to rid her son of the evil. She found him slumped in the chair as she left him, maybe she shouldn't have hit him so hard on his poor little head, but she had to do it, it was for her baby. She walked over to her son, the first demon banishing satanic ritual she wanted to try required him to be awake. She was about two feet from her son's prone form when he slowly raised his eyes to meet hers. They were red. She started stuttering a banishing spell when a voice filled the room. That was NOT her son's voice! "Well woman, why do you have you own son tied up in his own basement?" he smirked. Yami knew he had her scared shitless, now it was time for the lull, then he would be back, he had this kind of thing down pat. Yami then started thrashing around as if he was being hurt by something. Yugi's mom looked down at the bible in her hands, she then brought it closer to the thrashing evil, he thrashed more and more screamed bloodcurdlingly (He was almost cracking up at this point) he then grew limp. "Yugi, Yugi are you there? Speak to me!" "Mom? W-where am I, how d- did I g-get here? I'm scared!" Yami was once again thrashing around, this time in his soul room, but because of rib-crunching laughter. Yugi could be a great actor when he wanted to. "Don't worry Yugi, mommy's here, everything's okay now, smell this incense" She shoved some lavender incense into Yugi's face. "Mom, it burns my eyes!" Mrs.Mouto wasn't listening though she was just mumbling to herself that she raised a GOOD son a NORMAL son and etc. Yami was shaking his head at her in his soul room, this woman need a reality check. Well...he was happy to oblige. He decided to go for the tactfully evil ploy. Yugi slumped once again in his chair, Yami rose with a decidedly evil, yet aloof smirk, and in his eyes it was a work of art. "Yugi isn't here right now, may I take a message?" Oh yes that was good. Mrs. Mouto once again brandished the bible, Yami pushed it away and laughed. She looked dumfounded to say the least, excorsism for dummies said that evil spirtits are always weakened by the bible! She tried the holy water; Yami just got wet and pissed. She tried chants that basically said, "Back, back, you evil spawn of satin, back to the evil pit that spawned thee" Yeah...that had an earth shattering effect. Yugi was yelling at Yami in his soul room to get it over with and be done with it, he had to go brush his teeth.
%Yugi, brushing your teeth is much less fun and besides, plack just a marketing strategy by the dental industry to get you to buy and use various pastes and flosses%
% No more late nights for you% Yugi took over once again, thoroughly disgruntled, once again, he used one of the incense burners around himself to cut lose from the chair. He then walked sharply over to where his mom was standing...and chanting. "Mom, mom, MOM!!! I have something to tell you, not to crush you of the belief or anything, but Yami, if an ancient and powerful spirit that randomly uses me a host, is not an evil entity bent to destroy me and the world around me, he is in fact...a harmless idiot that is basically kind of a brother that I've never had, don't piss him off and you'll have nothing to worry about, I'm going to bed, I'm tiered and I'm bored, goodnight Mom" Yami who was nodding through the whole speech, stopped suddenly, "HEY!!!" "Yugi, that evil twisted spirit has warped you're poor little mind, the horrible thing must be killed!" %Must... resist...urge...to maim% "Yugi, you poor thing...maybe you need to visit some nice men, they'll help you"
% NUT UH NO CRAZY HOUSE FOR YAMI!!% "But first, mommy would have to get rid of that puzzle thing, they wouldn't allow it where you're going to be helped"
% THAT'S IT % Yami took over and walked up to Yugi's mother, "See here wench! I may not be living, but I am a human and I have certain rights! I do NOT appreciate you trying to get rid of me, what have I done wrong? Now, Yugi is going to sleep and I am going to go watch the Egypt special on the discovery channel, and if I hear on more chant I'll glue you to the wall with my awesome shadow powers. Goodnight." He then started walked upstairs to turned on the TV. Mrs. Mouto then grabbed Yugi by him puzzle chain, nearly choking him. Yami was livid.
%Yugi...NO ONE TOUCHES THE PRECIOUS% Yami the took over and lunged at Yugi's mom screaming and hissing "NO TOUCHA DA PUZZLE" Yugi then took over enough to punch himself in the face and hold himself back on the banister of the stairs from killing his own mom. "YUGI, what has gotten into you?" "Mom didn't I tell you not to piss him off?!" "Yugi, I don't believe that you even have a spirit, what's to say that you just didn't make up an elaborate story and rig that duel disk thing of yours?" "BUT MOM!!!, What was the satanic ritual then?", yelled Yugi, very exasperated. Finally something cracked in his little head. "FINE FINE!!! You want proof? I'll give your proof!!!, YAMI!!!, Shadow powers now!! Bring dark magician! Yugi glowed with an unearthly darkness and dark magician was suddenly there in all his tall glory, staff included. Dark magician looked at the woman who was most rudely staring at him, then back at Yami, who owed him a bottle of bourbon that he was hoping to get this time. "No, Yugi's mom he is not a hologram, go on, poke him if you don't believe me. Yugi's mom, much to the dark magicians ire, began to poke him repeatedly. "Yugi! Why is there a cosplayer in our basement? How did you sneak him down here?" Now we all know where Yugi got his unmatched naive ness from!
Meanwhile, at the hotel room that the Yu Yu group was staying at... 'The sun is a wrong and evil thing', was the first thing that came into Yusuke's head that morning, when he first hit consciousness, due to the sun, his head had exploded with pain, he remembered this kind of headache, he would always have it after he had drunk enough to kill five normal humans, but that's what happens when you aren't normal, you hold your liquor better. He basically only had the coordination to think and lie there, for if he got up he knew he was gonna blow chunks. He heard some small scuffling; indicating that Hiei and Kurama were now waking up out their liquor induced comas. "Anybody get the number of that bus?" slurred Kurama. Hiei was just swearing in long sentences involving pain to the bringers of light. Yusuke rolled over on the floor to try and sleep off the rest of the hangover from hell.
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Rishid of the Ishtar family was the first one up that fine morning; he had gotten dressed already and was making some quick breakfast for himself. He opened a cabinet and pulled out some of those toaster waffles, he was in a hurry after all. He was about to toast these said waffles when a wave caution overtook him, he suddenly remembered waffles were one of the banes of his existence.
(Flashback) Setting: a month after they had sent Marik to the shadow realm once and for all.
Malik was in his soul room thinking nostalgically and drawing pictures in the blood on the walls. Malik then heard the door to his soul room open, that was odd, his soul room door only opened when he wished it. Malik walked over to close it and found none other then Marik standing there as if he lived next door, Malik, looking over the spirits shoulder found that he once again did, JOY. "What's up hikari? Can I borrow a cup of blood?" asked Marik politely as if he was just asking for a cup of sugar, Malik had blood to spare in his soul room, but that was not the point. "Marik...buddy...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? Didn't Yami banish your ass to the shadow realm?" "Yeah, he did" "Then what are you doing here?" Marik took a big breath and explained very quickly, "Well, when Yami banished me to the shadow realm he didn't specifically banish me anywhere, so I was free to move about, when I was strong enough I went to the shadow realm bar where Bakura goes to lie low for awhile, Reap, or as you know him, the reaper of cards, owns the joint and is a nice guy, so he let me stay there for awhile until the heat wore off, and I could escape with ease from the shadow realm, and here I am" Marik finished.
"So, uh, got any evil plans for world conquest or something?" "Naw, when you get your ass kicked that badly you kinda lose the drive to conquer, I mean look at Bakura, he's practically tame! but uh, could I crash here? Cause I got like nowhere else to go..." Malik was very much 'the what the hell' type so... "Sure, what the hell, you've moved in already anyway, and I'm really not in the mood for a climactic battle" "Thanks, now, uh, are you up to scaring your sister and Rishid?" "HELL YES!!" Malik was also the type to not refuse bad influence on his person. Marik then started to dictate a plan to him, it was a good one, he must have stolen it from Bakura. "First we wait until Rishid gets home from work then...."
Rishid was making waffles when he heard a bloodcurdling scream; Malik bolted downstairs and snatched the waffles right out of his hands, "MY WAFFLES!!!" screamed Malik. He then ran back upstairs waffles and all. Malik really really liked waffles. Rishid knew that he couldn't make any more waffles, he didn't want to incur Malik's wrath. He went with a pop tart and left for work.
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Rishid returned home from work to find 'Malik' sitting on the couch watching TV, he had his cloak on so he couldn't see his face, "Malik, what did Isis say about wearing your cloak in the house?" "Fine, I'll take it off", Rishid backed up in horror when 'Malik' took off the cowl part over his head. It was Marik, he was back. "What's up Rishid my man?" Rishid fainted dead away, why was it that Rishid was always unconscious when Marik was around? Marik laughed like an idiot and made his way upstairs to frighten Isis. Isis was currently at a mirror looking into it and brushing her hair, when she saw Marik come up behind her she screamed and threw the hairbrush at Marik, who laughed and dodged easily. "Ok, if you are quite done screaming, could ya tell me where the toaster strudel are, I'm hungry." Isis didn't quite make words after that comment, just abashed noises and such.
(End Flashback)
Rishid put the waffles down carefully and went to work. A short time after, Malik scuttled up from his lair, the basement, and grabbed the box of waffles muttering something along the lines of "My precious".
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Bakura had it good in his opinion, he did not have a hangover, and he did not have a summons to court. His alibi had held up with the cops and he had been set free. He was currently in the living room, dancing like an idiot, he had messed with the stereo system for a few moments, found out how it worked and found a good CD, (Chumba wumba, I get knocked down, but I get up again.) He then felt a bit of shadow magic used from the direction that the game shop was in, he was busy after all though, he finally gave it up and went to go check it out.
When he was passing a corner he saw some hookers, they were ugly bitches, no matter what time period you are in, three things were the same, Taxes, death, and hookers. He wouldn't have given it a second thought except for the fact that he though he recognized one of them from somewhere. Holy RA!!! This was going to be quite fun.
"MAI, MAI, IS THAT YOU?!" Bakura said VERY loudly. Mai turned around as if she didn't know him. "MAI IT IS YOU, WOW, WHAT ARE YOU EVER DOING HERE?!" said Bakura retaining the same loud annoying octave of voice. "Ryou, shut up" said Mai quietly. "OK MAI, IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW YOU'RE HERE, I'LL BE QUIET!!", Bakura said happily, he really was having the time of his afterlife annoying Mai to all hell, he really had low opinions of her since Duelist Kingdom, he had played a mostly passive, sit and watch role there. The first time he had seen Mai duel was when she had dueled Anzu, he had dubbed it the battle of the bitches. When Mai had pulled her harpy lady, it was over; those things were basically the whores of the sky. He had almost blown his cover then and started laughing; luckily the person standing next to him was Tristan, who was a complete moron, and didn't suspect a thing. Then again, that moron had later whipped his ring out a window; he still had to get that son of a bitch back...
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I had to cut that short you guys, it was getting long, I am also listening to what Bakura was listening to, "I get knocked down, but I get up again!!" I like that song a lot and I don't know why, it kinda fits Bakura, all the binge drinking and such, also the fact that he does keep getting up again, he's like come back from the dead four times or so. Three day update date for the next chapter, this one was a large one. And it is commemorated to Pirate, who is a friggen awesome net buddy. This stuff is just going to get funnier and funnier, now that I have set up a good plot, I have so many ideas! Read and review because your input means so much to me. Artemis!! Keep reviewing buddy!! You're really cool to be doing that! You get the most loyal reviewer award, cause you are!!
Ja
Warnings: Same, except for the addition of the warning of a psychopathically protective mother, waffles, lord of the rings and massive hangovers.
Disclaimer: I don't own these things that are not mine, because they are other peoples and they own them, not me, who does not own them.
%Yugi to Yami% -Bakura to Ryou- =Marik to Malik= $Seto to Kaiba$ (Youko to Shuicci)
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Yugi sat on the couch in the living room while his mom paced about lecturing him about the importance of following neighborhood codes and conducts. He wasn't even listening. (Who ever listens to their parents when they're lecturing?) He was trying to coax Yami into trying to help tell his mom the real truth.
%Come on Yami! It won't be that bad! %
%Yes it will! She'll send us to the funny farm, and the jackets may have buckles but I certainly don't want to wear them. %
% She wouldn't do something like that. %
%You're right%
%What? %
%I said you're right; she wouldn't do something like that...SHE'D DO SOMETHING WORSE!!! %
%Like what? %
% Yugi, have you ever seen the exorcist? %
% Yes, but what I want to know is how have YOU seen the exorcist? %
% ...That isn't important right now, it's the fact that that what's gonna happen to us! % ' Staying up till three on a Sunday does have it's purposes'
% Were going to get tied to a bed and spit split pea soup? %
% NO, but they'll perform all kinds of rituals and crap, not like I care, but it's Annoying %
%...%
% ...Yugi, I have just gotten the greatest idea EVER! %
%Oh god here it comes, the time when I get dragged into you're hair- brained scheme... %
% No, you just have to play the more passive roll of playing along with whatever I come up with %
% I'm probably going to get forced into doing it anyway right? %
% Affirmative %
% Sigh...fine Yami but I should start %
% See, that wasn't so bad, now we break even %
% Yami, you have a warped sense of even don't you %
% That's a 10 4 good buddy %
% That's it, no more old movies for you! %
%Uh...she's talking to us % "Yugi...YUGI! Are you even listening to me?" yelled Yugi's mom in Yugi's ear. "Yes mom" "Don't you 'yes mom' me in that tone mister or I'll take away that stupid deck of cards you love so much"
% OH THAT'S IT, COME ON YUGI! DON'T CHICKEN OUT NOW! We can get sent to jail, yelled at and ridiculed, but no one disses the deck! % "Um...mom? I have something to tell you" "Yes Yugi, what does my perfectly normal, if insanely in trouble son have to say?" 'Does she have to make this harder?' "Uh...well, you know my puzzle" "Yes Yugi, it's very pretty, what does that have to do with anything" "Well...Ihaveaspiritinsideitandhepossesesmeandstuffandhe'srightthere" Yugi then pointed to Yami who was floating about two feet away. Yami waved. Yugi's mom got up slowly and picked up a trophy and walked slowly over to where Yugi was standing. "Uh, mom, what are you gonna do with that?" "Don't worry honey, mommy's gonna make it all better!" She then hit him over the head with the aforementioned trophy.
Yugi woke up to the strong smell of incense. He hated the stuff! I smelled so sweet it made him sick, he tried to get up to leave, but he found that he couldn't. He opened his eyes and looked around, he found himself tied to a chair in the middle of his basement with candles, incense, and strange symbols.
%YAMI!!%
%I told you so, exorcist!!!!%
%Oh hell no, you mean mom is doing this?%
%'Fraid so, but the good side about this is that we get to mess with her head %
%We are NOT messing with her head!%
%She messed with yours when she bashed it in with that trophy%
% ...I said this before and I'll say it again, your probably going to force me into this anyway%
% I'm thinking...YES%
%Fine%
%Just play along and watch the master at work%
Yugi's mom walked down the stairs to the basement with a bible in her hand, she was going try everything to rid her son of the evil. She found him slumped in the chair as she left him, maybe she shouldn't have hit him so hard on his poor little head, but she had to do it, it was for her baby. She walked over to her son, the first demon banishing satanic ritual she wanted to try required him to be awake. She was about two feet from her son's prone form when he slowly raised his eyes to meet hers. They were red. She started stuttering a banishing spell when a voice filled the room. That was NOT her son's voice! "Well woman, why do you have you own son tied up in his own basement?" he smirked. Yami knew he had her scared shitless, now it was time for the lull, then he would be back, he had this kind of thing down pat. Yami then started thrashing around as if he was being hurt by something. Yugi's mom looked down at the bible in her hands, she then brought it closer to the thrashing evil, he thrashed more and more screamed bloodcurdlingly (He was almost cracking up at this point) he then grew limp. "Yugi, Yugi are you there? Speak to me!" "Mom? W-where am I, how d- did I g-get here? I'm scared!" Yami was once again thrashing around, this time in his soul room, but because of rib-crunching laughter. Yugi could be a great actor when he wanted to. "Don't worry Yugi, mommy's here, everything's okay now, smell this incense" She shoved some lavender incense into Yugi's face. "Mom, it burns my eyes!" Mrs.Mouto wasn't listening though she was just mumbling to herself that she raised a GOOD son a NORMAL son and etc. Yami was shaking his head at her in his soul room, this woman need a reality check. Well...he was happy to oblige. He decided to go for the tactfully evil ploy. Yugi slumped once again in his chair, Yami rose with a decidedly evil, yet aloof smirk, and in his eyes it was a work of art. "Yugi isn't here right now, may I take a message?" Oh yes that was good. Mrs. Mouto once again brandished the bible, Yami pushed it away and laughed. She looked dumfounded to say the least, excorsism for dummies said that evil spirtits are always weakened by the bible! She tried the holy water; Yami just got wet and pissed. She tried chants that basically said, "Back, back, you evil spawn of satin, back to the evil pit that spawned thee" Yeah...that had an earth shattering effect. Yugi was yelling at Yami in his soul room to get it over with and be done with it, he had to go brush his teeth.
%Yugi, brushing your teeth is much less fun and besides, plack just a marketing strategy by the dental industry to get you to buy and use various pastes and flosses%
% No more late nights for you% Yugi took over once again, thoroughly disgruntled, once again, he used one of the incense burners around himself to cut lose from the chair. He then walked sharply over to where his mom was standing...and chanting. "Mom, mom, MOM!!! I have something to tell you, not to crush you of the belief or anything, but Yami, if an ancient and powerful spirit that randomly uses me a host, is not an evil entity bent to destroy me and the world around me, he is in fact...a harmless idiot that is basically kind of a brother that I've never had, don't piss him off and you'll have nothing to worry about, I'm going to bed, I'm tiered and I'm bored, goodnight Mom" Yami who was nodding through the whole speech, stopped suddenly, "HEY!!!" "Yugi, that evil twisted spirit has warped you're poor little mind, the horrible thing must be killed!" %Must... resist...urge...to maim% "Yugi, you poor thing...maybe you need to visit some nice men, they'll help you"
% NUT UH NO CRAZY HOUSE FOR YAMI!!% "But first, mommy would have to get rid of that puzzle thing, they wouldn't allow it where you're going to be helped"
% THAT'S IT % Yami took over and walked up to Yugi's mother, "See here wench! I may not be living, but I am a human and I have certain rights! I do NOT appreciate you trying to get rid of me, what have I done wrong? Now, Yugi is going to sleep and I am going to go watch the Egypt special on the discovery channel, and if I hear on more chant I'll glue you to the wall with my awesome shadow powers. Goodnight." He then started walked upstairs to turned on the TV. Mrs. Mouto then grabbed Yugi by him puzzle chain, nearly choking him. Yami was livid.
%Yugi...NO ONE TOUCHES THE PRECIOUS% Yami the took over and lunged at Yugi's mom screaming and hissing "NO TOUCHA DA PUZZLE" Yugi then took over enough to punch himself in the face and hold himself back on the banister of the stairs from killing his own mom. "YUGI, what has gotten into you?" "Mom didn't I tell you not to piss him off?!" "Yugi, I don't believe that you even have a spirit, what's to say that you just didn't make up an elaborate story and rig that duel disk thing of yours?" "BUT MOM!!!, What was the satanic ritual then?", yelled Yugi, very exasperated. Finally something cracked in his little head. "FINE FINE!!! You want proof? I'll give your proof!!!, YAMI!!!, Shadow powers now!! Bring dark magician! Yugi glowed with an unearthly darkness and dark magician was suddenly there in all his tall glory, staff included. Dark magician looked at the woman who was most rudely staring at him, then back at Yami, who owed him a bottle of bourbon that he was hoping to get this time. "No, Yugi's mom he is not a hologram, go on, poke him if you don't believe me. Yugi's mom, much to the dark magicians ire, began to poke him repeatedly. "Yugi! Why is there a cosplayer in our basement? How did you sneak him down here?" Now we all know where Yugi got his unmatched naive ness from!
Meanwhile, at the hotel room that the Yu Yu group was staying at... 'The sun is a wrong and evil thing', was the first thing that came into Yusuke's head that morning, when he first hit consciousness, due to the sun, his head had exploded with pain, he remembered this kind of headache, he would always have it after he had drunk enough to kill five normal humans, but that's what happens when you aren't normal, you hold your liquor better. He basically only had the coordination to think and lie there, for if he got up he knew he was gonna blow chunks. He heard some small scuffling; indicating that Hiei and Kurama were now waking up out their liquor induced comas. "Anybody get the number of that bus?" slurred Kurama. Hiei was just swearing in long sentences involving pain to the bringers of light. Yusuke rolled over on the floor to try and sleep off the rest of the hangover from hell.
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Rishid of the Ishtar family was the first one up that fine morning; he had gotten dressed already and was making some quick breakfast for himself. He opened a cabinet and pulled out some of those toaster waffles, he was in a hurry after all. He was about to toast these said waffles when a wave caution overtook him, he suddenly remembered waffles were one of the banes of his existence.
(Flashback) Setting: a month after they had sent Marik to the shadow realm once and for all.
Malik was in his soul room thinking nostalgically and drawing pictures in the blood on the walls. Malik then heard the door to his soul room open, that was odd, his soul room door only opened when he wished it. Malik walked over to close it and found none other then Marik standing there as if he lived next door, Malik, looking over the spirits shoulder found that he once again did, JOY. "What's up hikari? Can I borrow a cup of blood?" asked Marik politely as if he was just asking for a cup of sugar, Malik had blood to spare in his soul room, but that was not the point. "Marik...buddy...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? Didn't Yami banish your ass to the shadow realm?" "Yeah, he did" "Then what are you doing here?" Marik took a big breath and explained very quickly, "Well, when Yami banished me to the shadow realm he didn't specifically banish me anywhere, so I was free to move about, when I was strong enough I went to the shadow realm bar where Bakura goes to lie low for awhile, Reap, or as you know him, the reaper of cards, owns the joint and is a nice guy, so he let me stay there for awhile until the heat wore off, and I could escape with ease from the shadow realm, and here I am" Marik finished.
"So, uh, got any evil plans for world conquest or something?" "Naw, when you get your ass kicked that badly you kinda lose the drive to conquer, I mean look at Bakura, he's practically tame! but uh, could I crash here? Cause I got like nowhere else to go..." Malik was very much 'the what the hell' type so... "Sure, what the hell, you've moved in already anyway, and I'm really not in the mood for a climactic battle" "Thanks, now, uh, are you up to scaring your sister and Rishid?" "HELL YES!!" Malik was also the type to not refuse bad influence on his person. Marik then started to dictate a plan to him, it was a good one, he must have stolen it from Bakura. "First we wait until Rishid gets home from work then...."
Rishid was making waffles when he heard a bloodcurdling scream; Malik bolted downstairs and snatched the waffles right out of his hands, "MY WAFFLES!!!" screamed Malik. He then ran back upstairs waffles and all. Malik really really liked waffles. Rishid knew that he couldn't make any more waffles, he didn't want to incur Malik's wrath. He went with a pop tart and left for work.
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Rishid returned home from work to find 'Malik' sitting on the couch watching TV, he had his cloak on so he couldn't see his face, "Malik, what did Isis say about wearing your cloak in the house?" "Fine, I'll take it off", Rishid backed up in horror when 'Malik' took off the cowl part over his head. It was Marik, he was back. "What's up Rishid my man?" Rishid fainted dead away, why was it that Rishid was always unconscious when Marik was around? Marik laughed like an idiot and made his way upstairs to frighten Isis. Isis was currently at a mirror looking into it and brushing her hair, when she saw Marik come up behind her she screamed and threw the hairbrush at Marik, who laughed and dodged easily. "Ok, if you are quite done screaming, could ya tell me where the toaster strudel are, I'm hungry." Isis didn't quite make words after that comment, just abashed noises and such.
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Rishid put the waffles down carefully and went to work. A short time after, Malik scuttled up from his lair, the basement, and grabbed the box of waffles muttering something along the lines of "My precious".
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Bakura had it good in his opinion, he did not have a hangover, and he did not have a summons to court. His alibi had held up with the cops and he had been set free. He was currently in the living room, dancing like an idiot, he had messed with the stereo system for a few moments, found out how it worked and found a good CD, (Chumba wumba, I get knocked down, but I get up again.) He then felt a bit of shadow magic used from the direction that the game shop was in, he was busy after all though, he finally gave it up and went to go check it out.
When he was passing a corner he saw some hookers, they were ugly bitches, no matter what time period you are in, three things were the same, Taxes, death, and hookers. He wouldn't have given it a second thought except for the fact that he though he recognized one of them from somewhere. Holy RA!!! This was going to be quite fun.
"MAI, MAI, IS THAT YOU?!" Bakura said VERY loudly. Mai turned around as if she didn't know him. "MAI IT IS YOU, WOW, WHAT ARE YOU EVER DOING HERE?!" said Bakura retaining the same loud annoying octave of voice. "Ryou, shut up" said Mai quietly. "OK MAI, IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW YOU'RE HERE, I'LL BE QUIET!!", Bakura said happily, he really was having the time of his afterlife annoying Mai to all hell, he really had low opinions of her since Duelist Kingdom, he had played a mostly passive, sit and watch role there. The first time he had seen Mai duel was when she had dueled Anzu, he had dubbed it the battle of the bitches. When Mai had pulled her harpy lady, it was over; those things were basically the whores of the sky. He had almost blown his cover then and started laughing; luckily the person standing next to him was Tristan, who was a complete moron, and didn't suspect a thing. Then again, that moron had later whipped his ring out a window; he still had to get that son of a bitch back...
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I had to cut that short you guys, it was getting long, I am also listening to what Bakura was listening to, "I get knocked down, but I get up again!!" I like that song a lot and I don't know why, it kinda fits Bakura, all the binge drinking and such, also the fact that he does keep getting up again, he's like come back from the dead four times or so. Three day update date for the next chapter, this one was a large one. And it is commemorated to Pirate, who is a friggen awesome net buddy. This stuff is just going to get funnier and funnier, now that I have set up a good plot, I have so many ideas! Read and review because your input means so much to me. Artemis!! Keep reviewing buddy!! You're really cool to be doing that! You get the most loyal reviewer award, cause you are!!
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