Chapter eleven! Wow, what an accomplishment this is. I just cannot believe it, a few weeks ago, I could have never even dreamed of writing this much. Much less having this much feedback, thank you all for that by the way. FOR THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY TAKE TIME OUT OF THEIR DAYS TO REVIEW!! I'M TELLING YOU GUYS, IF I DON'T SEE MORE EFFORT THERE WILL BE NO CHAPTER TWELVE UNTIL I SEE SOME!!

I am soooooo sorry that I haven't been updating to the norm of my ability, but, I DO have an excuse-I mean- reason. I have just started high school and have been so swamped with everything, guess what?! Remember when I told you guys that there was NOONE who liked anime in my school? WELL THAT'S DIFFERENT!! My new school is chock full of them! Were even starting an anime CLUB!!!

Disclaimer: If I owned Yugioh, I'd have to do what the real author does all day, which wouldn't be fun...well actually it would be fun...

Warnings: Same, but with this chapter induced addition of tranquillizers, psychologists, hippies, and overly creepy spirits.

%Yami to Yugi%

-Bakura to Ryou-

=Marik to Malik=

$Seto to Kaiba$

(Youko to Shuicci)

( A authors notes)

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It was eleven at night in the Kaiba mansion; Seto was dead asleep in his four-poster luxury silk linen bed with a blue eyes white dragon hand embroidered into the bedspread. The expensive alarm clock on the teak bandstand changed to 11:01. Seto shot up from his bed, fully awake and already going over what he needed to do on his state of the art palm pilot. By the time he had packed a bag, checked his stocks, (they had dropped from an infinity symbol to more money then you could ever dream of) and gotten dressed Kaiba was close to being semi awake. Seto was currently checking over himself in a closet full-length mirror, "Weapons really make the trench coat" he said to himself.

$ Unnnnn...what the hell are you doing up, and what are you doing with a semi-auto? $ Said Kaiba as he observed what Seto was doing. (Weapons of course, were one of the first things that he had learned about)

$ It has bean bags in it! ( A Riot gear! -!!)I am going to a press conference, I need to be prepared$

$ For what?! A revolt of the masses? And when has there been a press conference at eleven at night?$

$ Like I'm going to trust a bunch of jacked up on steroids idiots with my life, I wouldn't even trust them with the safety of a piece of string! Then there's the fans, have you ever been in the middle of a group of your VERY devoted fans? All the clawing and the shrieking...$

$What about the ungodly hour? $

$ I've got a 10-hour flight to California. $

$ Flight? $

Seto was going to enjoy this.

Bakura looked more then a bit lost when a man who just was arbitrarily in his house enveloped him in a bear hug, he just dared Youko, who was snickering profusely a few feet away, to say anything. When he let go, Bakura took the opportunity to scan Ryou's mind quickly, it turned out that this dude was Ryou's dad, he had called himself Ryou's father, but you can't trust anyone these days.

Bakura quickly got together a VERY good Ryou imitation; after all, it was his dad he was dealing with. "So Ryou, where were you all this time? Its pretty late out" said Mr.Bakura jokingly; he was the overly happy type. "I uh was with my good friend Shuicci here watching movies at another friends house, it just got so late so quickly, we didn't realize how late it was until we just saw the clock in the kitchen" Bakura bold faced lied, he gave Youko a quick look that plainly said 'Back me up, or were both in trouble' "O.k. Ryou, that's good that you have found some friends! Now this is Shuicci correct?" said Mr. Bakura happily. Youko had more leeway of course because Ryou's dad didn't know him; he put on a good Shuicci guise and greeted Mr. Bakura thusly. "Hello, my name is Shuicci Minamino, I have been staying over at your sons house these past few days for a health project, and I must say, you have a beautiful home! So much foliage..." Youko trailed off at this point, luckily Mr. Bakura was to busy being happy and fatherly to notice. "Well, it's uh late and stuff so why don't we all turn in?" Offered Bakura, the fewer questions the better. "That's a very good idea, you two go, I've got to unpack" Bakura sighed gratefully, he had dodged that silver bullet by a hair. They both then retired to their respectful rooms to hide the things that they had acquired that night.

Mr. Bakura may be overly happy and a bit on the annoying side but he was a good father, he decided to check out the house and how Ryou had done with the absence of him. He went in he kitchen first, looking at the cleanliness of it, Ryou was always a bit of a neat freak, no harm in that. He checked the fridge for something to eat; the food on the plane had looked less then desirable. He found the fridge to be somewhat not so normal, half was filled with various edibles, as like any normal fridge, but the other half was filled with soda, steak, desserts and more junk food then he could name. He grabbed a soda and moved on, he was sure Ryou wouldn't mind. ( A XD HaHAHA) He shook his head at Ryou's eating habits, then moved on to the living room, he saw a NEW entertainment center, he knew he had been gone for a good few month but HELL this thing was NICE, maybe Ryou got a part time job or something...a really really good part time job. ( A Stealing is a part time job right? I mean, there's work involved...aw what the hell, lets just all marvel in Ryou's dad's ignorance)

He looked at the entertainment center with longing, but still he moved on, he went to the phone, he had to check if he had any messages after all, and maybe he could see what kind of people Ryou was hanging out with by the phone numbers. This was the breaker between curious and nosy.

He checked his messages without event, when he was finished he looked for a record of phone numbers, luckily a list was placed right next to the phone, and it had a few numbers on it. He dialed the first one on the list, the number was listed under a one called Yugi Mouto, the other line rung twice, then a person picked up, Ryou's dad decided to do all the listening. "Hello, kame game shop, Yugi Mouto speaking, how may I help you?" he said cheerfully, but then, as Ryou's dad was about to hang up he heard another voice, "Yugi, can I have a Popsicle?" "No Yami, I'm tired, I want to sleep!" "BUT YUGI!" "NO!" He then heard the phone being dropped, choking and constricted cries of "I WANT ONE" and "NO!" he then heard a faint woman's voice a bit further away, he could still catch it though "YUGI, why are you choking your self, are you SUICIDAL?" and another voice that said "Yugi, what's up with you man, if you die can I have your stereo?" he hung up the phone at that point. ( A Guess who those voices were and I'll give you a cookie) He fish eyed the phone and dialed another number, maybe that was the weird on of Ryou's friends.

This next number was listed under a person called Malik Ishtar, Egyptian hieroglyphics were next to it, he knew what they said, Marik, but then again, Ishtar sounded Egyptian, maybe he was teaching Ryou. He heard the other line pick up, what it picked up to disturbed him greatly, the sound of breaking things, laughing, more breaking things, CHANTING, a scream of pain...a happy scream, and more chanting/laughing, then there was a woman's voice that was yelling something along the lines of "MARIK! STOP STABBING MALIK IN RITUALISTIC PRACTICE OF BLOOD BROTHERSHIP, MALIK! STOP BREAKING THINGS, MARIK STOP HARRASING RISHID Hiei would you like some punch, MALIK, EWW DON'T EAT THAT CAT, Hiei...eww why are you eating that cat? MARIK..." and so on, then the woman's voice became clearer as she picked up the phone, "Hello, Isis Ishtar speaking..." he hung up once again in slight fear this time. The last number was a Seto Kaiba! His son knew SETO KAIBA? He had a lot to ask him in the morning.

He made his way to the bedrooms, he first checked on Ryou, who was sprawled all over the bed snoring like the sound of a truck engine, his room had certainly changed... he was once again assaulted by something disturbing, half of Ryou' s room looked normal, but the other half had black walls instead of white, along with red hieroglyphics that said death to the pharaoh along with other oaths and things, the whole room was plastered with duel monsters paraphernalia, along with tarot and necromancy symbols on BOTH sides of the room ( A Ryou likes stuff like that, tarot and such). Oh yes, he had a lot to talk to Ryou about tomorrow, and maybe a psychologist wouldn't mind hearing these explanations either.

Ryou's other friend looked normal enough, he decide to check on him also, and he had heard that you could tell something about how a person slept. He found basically all the plants in the house in the guest room, it looked like a forest in there, the Shuicci kid held a small potted plant like a comfort animal, he could of sworn the plant hissed at him when he closed the door. He blamed it on stress and jet lag, he had a lot of things to do tomorrow, including taking Ryou and his friend to see a psychologist, it would be for their own good after all.

Yugi's mom paced up and down the hallway by her sons bedroom, he was dead asleep now, she was contemplating, it didn't take long for her to see that Yugi was now a danger to himself and others, her baby needed psychological help! She decided that she would take him tomorrow to get evaluated. With that comforting decision in mind, her thoughts wondered to that Yusuke boy, he had been staying in her house for the last few days, for some health project or something, she could see bad-parenting all over him, from the way he dressed to the way he acted, and whenever she asked him about where he lived he would change the subject quickly. She decided that if his parents wouldn't help him SHE would! He would go with Yugi tomorrow to get a psychological evaluation of his own!

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It was now early dawn, Isis Ishtar sat on her immaculately made bed in her spotless room, she was currently looking out of her window and contemplating while watching the sunrise, she focused on the oak tree, half in thought. She then saw Hiei in that oak tree...ok...Hiei was officially on her observation for the M syndrome. What happened was, Marik and Malik were a dastardly duo, they would egg each other on. It would go something like this...

= Hey...Malik=

=What? =

= Bet you can't egg that care=

= Bet you I can=

Malik then would egg the car, but it didn't stop there.

= Hey Marik=

= What? =

= Bet you ya can't blow up the car=

= BET YOU I CAN! =

= Show me =

Basically, the car went boom. The more Isis thought about it, the more she got pissed, and the more she got pissed the more she thought about it! She had started herself on a deadly circle of rage, Malik and Marik were now in trouble, and Hiei would be caught in the crossfire because he had been there long enough. Isis now officially was mad as hell, she got dressed, and started the car outside, that was the ONE good thing about Malik, he would sleep through a nuclear holocaust.

She carried Malik outside, still snoring, when she got in the car she whipped a rock at Hiei and he fell through the sun roof to hit his head on the dash bored, she suspected that he only had a minor concussion so she drove to the domino mental institution, they now had a mental institution because of a certain spirit who couldn't keep his mind crushes to himself. Isis carried Malik in the lobby, she faked a look of distress, and it had just the effect she wanted. A nurse came over to ask her what she needed, "I have sedated my younger brother and his friend, and he's out in the car! They both need an evaluation at least! Can you instate them both in one of your rooms, separate please, they are a danger to themselves and others!" lied Isis. "Of course, right away, we need some boxes for fruit loops! Stat!" Malik and Hiei were then carried away, Malik still snoring. Isis felt MUCH better; she then left to go spend money at the mall.

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"YUGI! YUGI!, you have been invited to a uh uh, duel thing! GET IN THE CAR!!" said Yugi's mom as she burst into Yugi's bedroom at about six in the morning. Yami was in the car before Yugi's mom could even get halfway down the steps. "GO GO, LETS GO WOMAN!, THERES A FUCKING TOURNAMENT!!"

%Nnnnn...Yami? What's going on? %

% Duel duel duel duel duel duel...%

Yugi wasn't going to get an intelligent word out of him, so he decided to take over. Once he did, he noticed that this wasn't the way to any community building, park, or Kaiba land arcade. Yugi's mom of course picked up on the anxiety now permeating the car. "Don't worry Yugi, mommy's gonna help you!" she locked the doors that Yugi was scrabbling against. A little later she pulled up to the DIA (Domino insane asylum) and tried to pull Yugi out of the car, he was currently putting scratches in it, Yusuke woke up from the front seat, he wasn't used to being up this early. "Excuse me Yusuke, could you help me drag Yugi out of the car? He needs his check up and he won't cooperate..." Yusuke then helped Yugi's mom drag Yugi, kicking, screaming, and clawing, into what he thought was the doctor's office (To his defense it DID look like one)

Mrs. Mouto went over to a nurse and spoke with her for a bit, the nurse then called something into a microphone, Yugi screamed loudly as he was being carried away, Yusuke laughed at him for a bit until he himself found he was also being carried away. He fought for a bit until he found a dart in his neck, needless to say, Yusuke didn't fight anymore.

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Mr. Bakura called up the hall for 'Ryou', it was about seven in the morning, and for Ryou's own good he was brining him to a mental hospital for an evaluation, Ryou and his friend didn't know anything about it. "Ryou! Get in the car!" "OK!!" Bakura liked the car, whether you were the pilot of this thing or the co pilot it was still a death machine. Halfway to the 'doctors office' a van cut them off, namely a hippie van. Bakura had something against hippies, needless to say, he had been acting like Ryou until those damn hippies cut HIM off, then he had to take charge...namely lunge over the armrest and run those damn hippies off the road, with Youko cheering him on, Youko played the part of Malik's Marik, which namely was that Yukon and Bakura would egg each other on and watch the carnage the other had caused ensue. Bakura successfully ran the hippie van off the road and watched as some hippie ran out of the wreck screaming, now cackling gleefully at the destruction that was so easily wrought, Bakura sat back down contentedly. Ryou's dad now was currently trying not to faint from shock.

He pulled up to the Domino mental institution and dazedly ushered both Ryou and Shuicci out of the car, then he himself got out and went to talk with a nurse inside. The nurse looked at the two new patients and called something into a microphone, Bakura and Youko now found that they had high-grade tranquilizer darts in their necks, but one wasn't going to stop them! They ran for it, and in that action found two more darts next to the first one. All the running that they had done just sped the sedative further in their bloodstreams; they both fell and were carried off to separate rooms until they could be evaluated. The DIA had a practice it came in three easy steps. Step one was that the patients were brought to separate rooms until they could be evaluated. Step two was that they would evaluate each patient separately, and then they would evaluate them on how they reacted with other people in a controlled setting. Step three was optional, if said patients were totally cracked then they would instate then in their previous rooms for a few days until they could get a therapy plan.

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Kaiba knew basically what cars were, a limo was a kind of car, there were many kinds, cars drove on places called roads, you had to stay out of roads or you got hit by screaming metal overly large bullets that cars sometimes could become. Maybe a plane was some kind of car? Kaiba reasoned something like this while he was in his soul room. Seto was on the plane and it was 'taxiing' as Seto called it. Suddenly, the plane began to taxi faster and shake a bit. Much to Seto's slightly warped glee, Kaiba began to freak out.

$ What the hell is happening?!$

$ We're just flying...$

$ WHAT?!!!!!!$

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dr. Imawato had just gotten off a coffee break, a nurse had just informed him that they had gotten six new patients in, he made his way over to the monitors that connected into the cameras that were in each padded room, which the people who brought them all in said they needed. He checked the Mouto kid first, it appeared that he was not taking well to the cell, he was rocking back and forth in a sort of stupor, suddenly, he stopped and looked at the golden necklace around his neck. The doctor had heard that the nurses had tried to take away the necklace...they let him keep it after all the hissing and such.

Currently, he saw that the Mouto kid had taken the necklace off and was looking at it like it was the bane of his existence. He said something like 'YOU' and began trying to bash the pendant against the wall to try to break it, then he stopped and began to fight himself? He finally won over himself and threw the puzzle thing, as the nurses called it, against the wall in an effort to break it. Of course the walls were padded so the puzzle bounced off the wall and hit him in the noggin, knocking him out cold.

The doctor was more then slightly disturbed by that display, he had been in the practice long enough to shrug it off, when he did, he moved on to the next patient, Yusuke was his name, he was still out like a light from the tranquilizer, but that's what governmental funding will get you, good drugs.

He then moved on to a Malik Ishtar, this one was awake and not well by the looks of it. He was currently bouncing all over the place and prompting what Dr. Imawato saw as the wall to do the same...ok then. Then a completely changed Malik Ishtar looked right into what he thought was a very good disguised camera...the picture went blank on the monitor at this point. Well, the doctor now knew that he would have his hands full with at least one of the new patients.

Shaking his head, he went onto the next one, Hiei...did this kid even have a last name? Hiei was currently still out cold from Ms. Ishtar's method of sedative; whatever she used was effective to say the least. On the next monitor over he heard strange sounds coming from the speakers, when he went over it appeared that the patient called Shuicci Minamino was pacing around his cell like a caged animal, mewling like one too it appeared. ...It now appeared quite clearly to the doctor that he would have his hands full, he didn't know how right he was. Sighing now, the doctor checked the last of the patients, monitor five, the one in Ryou Bakura's room wasn't working properly, he'd have to go look at that later.

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Well, this chapter is done, but with a little foresight into what will happen next. I think I'm doing all right in this kind of thing, please tell me what you think in a review! This chapter is dedicated to my little brother, he gave me some of these ideas for this fiction and I owe a lot to him. He has a warped little mind huh? Well, that's what happens when you live in close contact with an otaku, you get some of their crazed ideas. I think I have cultivated him well yes? I'm so proud of him; he loves anime, manga, and games almost as much as I do!

Ja everyone, see you next time!