Chapter thirteen! the unlucky chapter, well, unlucky for my OC Dr. Imawato heh heh heh. Like I have said before, I have been trying to update as many times as I can, for I just started high school and have been swamped with work so expect a chapter about every week or so. I'M SO SORRY! BUT! This is a big exception, don't even think that I would stop writing willingly or they'll need dental records to properly identify your corpse.  On with the story!

Warnings: The norm, with the addition of some pissed off Yami's.

Disclaimer: Kazuki Takahashi is a god whose work would be sacrilegious for me to say that I made it.

Yugi to Yami

Ryou to Bakura-

Marik to Malik

((Shuicci to Youko))

$ Seto to Kaiba$

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(On the plane)

Seto, by now had laughed himself into a small coma, Mokuba had currently gotten his hands INTO some chocolate and was running up and down the hallway of the plane, arms out stretched, making SHZOOOOMMM sounds like some kind of aircraft and finally getting sticky chocolate finger and hand prints on every surface he could reach. He had even gone as far as to bribe some of the attendants with fifties so they wouldn't interfere. Kaiba meanwhile had taken over and realized that he was not going to die a horrible screaming pain filled death. This pleased him greatly. His newest activity was to sing a stirring edition of jimmy-cracked corn and I don't care, whilst kicking the person in front of him in the back of the seat. This person was not enjoying this activity as much as Kaiba though. "SIR! Could you PLEASE stop kicking my chair! OH! By the way, is THIS yours?" Said the disgruntled passenger who was holding Mokuba by the arm. " SEEEEETOOOOOOO, I'M BORED!" Mokuba whined. "AWWW, just go stuff it" Kaiba said casually, after all, he needed to work on his project. Mokuba stuck out his tongue at the now abashed and disgruntled passenger. "Don't be so dramatic... I wasn't talking to you" Kaiba said. "Then who may I ask were you talking to?" "Him" said Kaiba pointing to Mokuba. Mokuba's eyes got VERY wide... his hand went limp and slipped out of the grasp of the passenger and he just walked silently and slowly over to the seat that he was assigned by the ticket to sit in.

Seto had never ever ever ever ever EVER told him to shut up harshly much less to stuff it. He did NOT know what was going on. Nor did he like it.

Kaiba meanwhile went back to his project, which consisted of those small liquor bottles you get on a good flight and super glue that he found in Seto's bags. He was making a pyramid...yes a tiny liquor bottle pyramid. He was almost done when the driver of the big clunker as he called it said that they would be landing in about five minutes. Kaiba gave the message no notice, for he had finished his great masterpiece, and then he put it on his head. He was now quite content. The plan bumped and jostled a bit, then came to a complete stop. Kaiba did not know what to do now so he decided to ask Seto.

$ HEY SETO$

$ WHITE LIGHTNING! I mean uh...what you stupid excuse for an astral being$

$ Were here stupid$

$ Oh god! Why didn't you tell me! I have a special procedure to get off of this plane without being killed! $

$ What the hell do you mean? $

Seto didn't answer, he just took over and made his way off the plane via a secret exit. He got safely to a limo with a stunned Mokuba in tow. He seemed too preoccupied to even ask what was wrong with Mokuba. The limo came to a stop in about five minutes after they entered it. Seto got out of the car, weapons in hand, and stood silently at the top of a hill. $ This is what I mean$ He looked down on what appeared to be a small ocean of people, his fans.

Yugi woke up groggy and sore on a cushy fabric floor, he tried to remember what had happened after he had accidentally knocked himself out with the puzzle, but found that he could not. Thinking of the puzzle made Yugi realize that the weight of it, to which he had grown accustomed, was gone. ' Oh god, Yami is going to be so pissed off, I reeeally hope that this place has good insurance..." Yugi thought unhappily. He found that someone now opened the door to his cell and carried him out. This person also said that he had only one chance to prove he was sane or it would be the crazy box for him. What had Yami done now?

Ryou pushed himself off of what appeared to be a pillow like floor, stilled dazed, he looked around sleepily. As he took in his surroundings, he woke up more quickly, as he did a very unwelcome conclusion came to him. The day had finally come; someone had thrown him in an insane asylum. He knew this day would've come sooner or later but he didn't think it would have been today. The funny thing was that he couldn't remember anything short of going to bed; he checked his watch, which showed the date, and did NOT like what he saw. Apparently the last this he remember was falling asleep...about a day and a half ago. What was now also apparent was that Bakura had been doing something that he shouldn't. ' What could he have done though?' Ryou questioned silently. As much as Ryou hated to admit it Bakura was careful when he was doing illegal things, but then again someone could have seen something enough times to surmise that he was not all there in the head. Just great. As his door was opened and he was lead out to another room another thought crossed his mind. 'Where is the ring'?

Both Yugi and Ryou were dragged and thrown into a room occupied with the other people they had come to know. They immediately felt the air of pissed-off ness once they entered. Dr. Imawato bade them to take a seat, though very distracted, they did so. Something seemed to crack in poor stressed out Ryou's head, his totally hysterical expression change to one of complete null. "Were doomed," he said simply in an average monotone voice. Yugi looked at him like he was totally right and said in an equally monotone voice, while pointing to Dr. Imawato. "If were lucky you'll just be doomed". Then they both settled down to wait for impending doom. Dr. Imawato, ever the annalist, opened his mouth to ask exactly why they were "Doomed" but never got the chance. "Why did you have to take the puzzle?" Yugi asked. "Why did you have to take it?" "Oh, do you mean the items that I confiscated? I'm sorry, but they could be a danger in you're possession, it's better that I took them away from you." He was half right at least.

Malik watched the scene blossom in front of him; it was out of that Imawato's hands now. Marik was quite happy to repot that the fun would begin in just a few moments. They both really wished they had some popcorn.

Yusuke, and Hiei were at least half interested in this little display of weirdness, unlike Youko, who, out of everyone's focus, had retreated to the corner with the plants and was now manipulating them with glee. Yusuke, wanting to get this all over and done with (he really wanted to get out of this joint) walked up to where the two items that Yugi and Ryou seemed to be talking about hung, took them off the coat rack that they were hanging on, and began to walk over to where Yugi and Ryou were sitting. Yugi and Ryou, realizing a little to late what exactly Yusuke was doing both open their mouths to protest but it was to late to react. Yusuke handed the items to them and the whole group found themselves in a dark, strange place. Both Yugi and Ryou now had completely different expressions then before. They were afire with anger, no literally, aflame with dark energy. "You DARE to touch my item, you DARE, to remove it form its rightful place, and you DARE to keep me here against my will!" said Yugi with a deep and powerful voice, most unlike him.

" You have- Bakura what the hell are you doing?" Yami asked. Bakura had completely skipped the speeches and went straight to the torture. He currently had the Dr. bound with rings of shadow and was poking him in the kidney area with a sharp stick. "Yami blanched and walked swiftly over to where Bakura was jabbing the Dr painfully in the side" Bakura momentarily stopped him rhythmic torture to look up at Yami. "He doesn't deserve the short reprieve of pain that a speech of his wrongdoings would give him" he said, then he went back to what he was doing. "When you put it that way..." Yami grabbed a stick and began his rhythmic poking on the Dr's other side. "You think we can blast him a couple of times next?" Yami asked. "Yep" Bakura said happily.

"They're quite insane aren't they" someone commented from behind Yusuke. Who, just a moment ago was morbidly transfixed by the blatant display of torture in front of him. Silently cursing himself for being inept to his surroundings (you don't live to long in his profession if you do that) Yusuke whipped around to find...Yugi? "Sorry you have to see this, they usually aren't this bad" Yugi said. Yusuke did a number of double takes to confirm that he was not seeing double. " I see you are questioning why you are seeing double, no I am not an illusion, I know I look all transparent-y like one, but I'm not." A form split from the form of Ryou a few feet away and walked? to where the other two were. "Bet you a (1) 1000 yen that you can't do it in one hundred words or less" Ryou said as he stopped walking. "Your on" Yugi said. "See those two that look us over there" said Yugi pointing. "Well, they are the 3000 year old spirits that, through the two items that you gave us, can possess us randomly. That came to be in a very long and confusing story that no one of us really understands completely" "I can understand it!" said Malik walking over to where the three were. "Shut up Malik, anyway, the basic points are that A. they control the dimension that you see around us

B. This dimension can spawn evil monsters that do their bidding willingly

C. This dimension is, in all aspects, hell

D. They send you here when they get pissed off

E. Don't piss them off

F. Don't play a game with them, they are most probably the worst losers on earth.

G. If you have heard of the world sweeping "new" game of duel monsters guess where that came from?

H. Seto Kaiba is in a similar predicament with us he is just not here to comment on his behalf.

We have learned to live with the mockery to god that is them, it is not nearly as bad as it seems, these kind of things really only happen when you piss them off. I reiterate, do not piss them off. They are most like the crazy brothers that we never had. If they break the law, try not to stop them; it's really in your best interest to not piss them off.

K. Malik is also in a predicament similar to us, but, contrary to us, both his sides are completely crazy.

"You owe me 1000 yen," said Ryou. Yusuke looked, if you could translate a feeling this intense into words, very confused. "Don't worry, you'll get it all in time" said Ryou. "Cut it out Malik!" said Ryou angrily. Malik was putting his transparent hand through the back of Yusuke's head and snickering. Marik was quite content to watch the creative ways that Yami and Bakura we thinking up to torture the Dr. "Don't just stand there, we can't just do this all day, so come on, hit us with some suggestions" said Bakura without looking up from his job of torturing the doctor. "How about we dig out his eyes? Y' know so he can't see the ways we maim him next?"

That is it! I am done with this one, another chapter will be coming when I can find the time, between schoolwork and my own endeavors, not to mention me being lazy as hell, I don't have as much time as I would like to complete this. Have more excuses and reasons in my bio, check it out! Please, I announce a lot of stuff there! You really don't want to miss it!

(1) About $8