"I'm depressed Ginny," Pansy sighed to prove her point. Ginny nodded and announced she was too. "Why are YOU depressed? I'm supposed to become a Death Eater, I can't find my Gucci dresses, and my Father has turned into some woman named Scarlett! Oh wait, that's Draco." Pansy crossed her arms and hugged herself. Ginny noticed that she was wearing an ugly sweater the size of Hogwarts. Yep. She was depressed.
"I'm depressed because Luna has turned into a maniacal comb lover. Not to mention she has her sights set on Ronald," here she made quotations with her fingers, "But see, Hermione is his girlfriend. So he's going to turn Luna down no matter what." Pansy shrugged.
Draco suddenly appeared with Scarlett in tow.
"Pansy, we need to... talk," he looked Ginny up and down before pulling Pansy away. That was the third time that day! Draco kept needing Pansy to talk to him and whenever Pansy showed up again, Ginny would ask her what they talked about and Pansy would shrug and sigh deeply.
Malfoy is just jealous! Ginny concluded. That Bastard!
"Hello again," Scarlett greeted. Ginny looked up, confused, and her eyes sparkled.
After pulling Pansy away again just to show the Weasley Girl who was boss... he went in search of the rest of the things on his list. But after he had found a lock of his idol's hair (Norah Jones) in the hallway, he realized that he needed a drop of blood from Scarlett. But where was she? He turned full circle and realized she was gone!
Draco remembered he had left her with the Weasley Girl. He went in search of her but couldn't find her. "Great, just when I need her, she's gone," Draco thought to himself. Then he heard voices.
"Then Rhett said, 'Why Scarlett!'," giggles sounded and Draco recognized the Southern Accent. Aha!
He rounded the corner and there he saw Scarlett and the Weasley Girl on the floor laughing. "Gone with the Wind was a great book!" Ginny said in between laughter.
"What's this book you speak of?" Scarlett asked.
"The book you came from," Ginny replied.
Draco almost died from shock! Yay! He had found what book his father's character was from. He just needed to buy it... or maybe the Weasley Girl had it. She had obviously read it. Gone with the Wind... it sounded like some sort of tumbleweed.
Draco cleared his throat and glared viciously at Ginny, "Excuse me, but Scarlett here is mine."
Ginny glared back, "We were just talking, Malfoy. Besides, you took Pansy away so I took Scarlett..." she stood up and crossed her arms. Scarlett followed suit.
"Yes Ashley, you have been mean to me this whole time! I know Melly is gone and all, but that doesn't mean you can just push me off to the side! And would you mind telling me where the hell I am!?" Scarlett's southern accent rose up an octave and she looked ready to cry.
Ginny backed away. Draco was a bit frightened, "Er, you are at Hogwarts School for ..."
"Lobsters! Yes, this is a cooking school!" Ginny cut in. Draco sent her a frown. She stuck her tongue out at him.
"A cooking school?" Scarlett looked skeptical, "But Rhett doesn't know how to cook. Nor do you Ashley."
Ginny Obliviated her. Scarlett looked around, confused yet again. Draco led her to an empty classroom that seemed to be rampant at Hogwarts and motioned Ginny over. Once Scarlett was inside the classroom, Draco shut the door and leaned against it. Ginny stood in front of him with one eyebrow raised.
"Mind explaining what's going on?"
An hour later and Scarlett had started banging on the door. Plus, Ginny knew everything. Well, almost everything. Draco told her about his father coming (but not the reason why), how he had turned into Scarlett O'hara, the ritual that would reverse the spell, and how he only had two items on the list.
"Do you have this Gone with the Wind book? I really need it and I'll pay you any price you name!" Draco stared at her with eyes full of hope. It always worked.
Ginny's jaw was open and her eyes were placed squarely on his. They hadn't moved since he had mentioned his father's sudden... change. She slowly nodded.
Draco jumped in the air and screeched, "YES!!" But little did he realize that he had uncovered the empty classroom's door and Scarlett had access to open it. And open it she did. Scarlett appeared with a tear stained face and glaring eyes.
"Why... where...?" She passed out into Ginny's arms and Ginny being quite small, collapsed underneath her.
"'elp...!" she croaked and pushed Scarlett off of her. She took in a deep breath of air and sat up.
Draco leaned down to her eye level, "So, could you get me the book?" he asked earnestly. Ginny shook her head, "Why not?" Draco whined.
"It's at my house," she replied.
Draco rolled his eyes, "Figures. Well, can't you have your parents mail it here or something?"
Ginny once again shook her head, still breathing deeply, "My parents are on vacation."
"WHAT!?" he yelled, "Your parents are on vacation!? But you can't afford your house let alone a hotel room!" He stood up angrily and began to pace back and forth.
"We could just fly to your house and get the book... it is the Hogsmeade weekend, nobody would notice."
Ginny nodded and tried to help Scarlett wake up by slapping her a couple of times. The black haired woman's eyes opened and she screamed then promptly fainted again. Ginny rolled her eyes and gave up. Standing, Draco suddenly grabbed her by the shoulders.
"Will you go to Hogsmeade with me?" he asked, "Well, technically speaking?"
Ginny looked offended, "Me! Go to Hogsmeade with you!? You're a bastardly jerk Draco Malfoy. I wouldn't go to Hogsmeade with you if my life depended on it!"
Draco seemed a bit hurt by her statement but he shrugged, "Fine, then I'll go alone!"
"I said I wouldn't go to Hogsmeade with you. That doesn't mean I won't fly to my house to get a book with you," Ginny smiled. Draco smirked back.
It was a touching moment. Scarlett screamed again. Ginny requested 500 million galleons for the book. Draco fainted.