Demonofthedarkflames: Hey all!! Yes I'm back with another chapter of The
Evil Baby Sitting Job.
So those in suspense can now find out what happened.
Hiei: *flatly* Oh joy!
Demonofthedarkflames: Oh come on you know you like it!
Hiei: *glaring* I hate it!
Demonofthedarkflames: Okay..well then lets get on with the story...but
before we do here's Kurama with the disclaimer!!
Kurama: Demonofthedarkflames does not own any part of Yu Yu Hakusho!
Hiei: Thank God for that!
Demonofthedarkflames: Well now on with the fic!!!! Oh and
authorofdoom:fire...Kyoko will come in later on in the fic.I promise!!
Chapter 2: Hiei's fateful job
decided on!!
Hiei came back into Kurama's room with a big bucket of ice cold water
(with extra ice!) Hiei walked over to Kuwabara and dumped the ice and
water directly onto his face. Kuwabara immediately shot up.
"What the!!" Kuwabara said. He felt his head to see if Hiei cut it open.
"AHHHH!!!! YOU CUT MY HEAD!!!!" Kuwabara screamed.
"No..what you feel is that giant sized bump you got from smacking into
Kurama's front door." Hiei explained.
"Why am I all tied up in rope?" Kuwabara asked "and why am I all wet?"
"It's just your arm..and I guess Kurama still hasn't patched up that hole
in the roof." Hiei bluffed. Kuwabara then noticed the bucket and ice on
the floor. He then looked up at the ceiling.
"Hey...you threw it on me!" Kuwabara said.
"Oh did I..I'm so clumsy!!!!!" Hiei said pretending to trip over the
bucket.
"Okay well lets continue job hunting." Kurama suggested. Hiei did his best
impression of Kuwabara (tripping and stumbling) back to his seat!" Kurama
laughed a little. Kuwabara wasn't amused.
"Bus driver for the mental institution." Kuwabara read.
"No thank you..I don't wanna end up like you.." Hiei said. Suddenly the
phone rang. Kurama reached for his cordless phone.
"Hello." He said.
"Hey what's up?" It was Yusuke.
"Oh hey Yusuke." Kurama said.
"Still lookin' for a job for Hiei?" Yusuke asked.
"Yes." Was Kurama's response.
"Well I may have found one." Yusuke said.
"Great well then come over and we'll see if Hiei likes it." Kurama said.
Just then the window flew open. The three guys looked toward the window.
"Huh.How'd you get here so fast?" Kurama asked confused. Yusuke held up
his cell phone.
"Oh." Kurama and Hiei said simultaneously.
"But how'd you get up here so fast?" Kuwabara asked confused. Hiei slapped
his hand to his face and dragged it down. Kurama shook his head.
"Baka you've been here enough....But I forgot to include the fact that your
brain is smaller than a single grain of sand!!" Hiei said.
"I have?" Kuwabara asked. "But how did he get up here?" Kuwabara repeated.
"Kurama can I have permission to kill this idiot..painfully and
slowly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei said sounding very pissed off. "Here I'll
show you Kuwabara!" Hiei said. Yusuke go off the window sill. Kuwabara
walked to the window. So did Hiei. "Do you see that small button
implanted in the grass?" Hiei asked.
"No." Kuwabara answered.
"Well then I'll be nice and give you a better view." Hiei said.
"Okay do you have any binoculars?" Kuwabara asked.
"Do I look like a dork!? In translation NO!!!! But I do have my hands/"
Hiei said.
"Huh.." Kuwabara stupidly said Hiei shoved Kuwabara out the window.
"Well now that that's done with!" Hiei said shutting the widow and locking
it. "Okay so what would I like?" Hiei asked.
"Huh." Kurama said.
"The phone call." Hiei reminded them.
"Oh yes.I might've found a job for you." Yusuke said.
"Okay..what is it?" Hiei asked.
"TABLE DANCER!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke blurted out. Hiei's eyes grew wide and a
big sweat drop developed on the side of his head. "Just kidding..just
kidding.." Yusuke laughed at Hiei's expression. "I just wanted to see you
reaction." Yusuke said.
"Why you..I oughtta throw you out the window..but I won't." Hiei said.
"Well that's a relief!" Yusuke laughed.
"So what's the real job?" Hiei asked.
"Oh...yes..right..." Yusuke handed Kurama the ad.
"A babysitter?" Kurama said in a questionable way. Hiei just stared at
Yusuke with a blank expression on his face.
"Babysit!?" he said
"Yes that's right." Yusuke replied.
"As in...sitting on babies?" Hiei asked. Kurama and Yusuke looked at each
other and laughed.
"No...no...you look after kids!!!!" Kurama said. Hiei gave another blank
expression , but this time to Kurama.
"I don't think so." Hiei said.
"Why not?" Kurama asked.
"Imagine me..with...babies..." Hiei said. Yusuke and Kurama pictured that
scene for a moment.
"Oh..well that's a scary thought. "Kurama said.
"Tell me..why is it you need money so badly?" Yusuke asked.
"Umm...well I found another entrance to spirit world." Hiei said. "Or so I
think....."
"Where is it again?" Yusuke asked.
"What do you mean again? I never told you in the first place. It's in
Tokyo." Hiei replied.
"Do you know exactly where in Tokyo the portal is?" Kurama asked.
"No..but I sensed it...faintly....but I'm not even sure it's a portal.."
Hiei said.
"Hmm....I see." Kurama said.
"So how 'bout it Hiei?" Yusuke asked.
"No way!!" Hiei said. "Aren't there any other jobs?"
"Well other then a replacement for the Pillsbury doughboy.....no.." Kurama
replied.
"Hmmmm..." Hiei said. Just then they heard a knock on the window. The
three guys looked toward the window. Then they saw a small pebble hit the
window. Hiei opened the window and looked down.
"Hiei help me!" Kuwabara screamed from down below.
"No why on earth would I help you?" Hiei asked sarcastically. Hiei grabbed
a little tiki statue and dropped it down to Kuwabara. "There amuse
yourself.. Hiei said. He shut the window once more.
"Just help the poor guy." Yusuke said.
"Uh..uh..He was being a jackass earlier.you help him." Hiei said.
"So Yusuke I heard you got a job." Kurama said.
"Yeah." Yusuke replied.
"What?" Hiei asked.
"A daycare." Yusuke replied.
"Ahh.so how were the kids?" Kurama asked.
"Fine." Yusuke said.
*Flashback*
"Throw the frisbee! Throw it!!" a child said.
"Kay." The other child said. The child threw the frisbee. Yusuke entered
the room. The frisbee flew over the child's head and headed straight for
Yusuke's own head.
"Huh....SPIRITGUN!!!!" Yusuke yelled. The frisbee fell to ashes. The
children stood speechless.
"Oh cool!" a child with short blue hair said.
"Spiritgun...spiritgun..." all the children chanted.
*End of flashback*
Yusuke laughed a little.
"Yeah so how 'bout it Hiei?" Kurama said.
"Isn't there any other job!?" Hiei asked. Yusuke dialed a number on his
cell phone.
"Uh...hi.yeah..we found a replacement for the Pillsbury doughboy." Yusuke
said. Hiei's eyes grew wide.
"OKAY...OKAY..I'LL DO IT!!!!! I'LL BABYSIT!!!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed.
"Nevermind..." Yusuke said hanging up.
"Well glad to see you changed your mind Hiei!!" Kurama said.
"Oh shut up!!" Hiei said defeated.
"Kay I'll call the lady that put this ad in." Yusuke dialed the number.
"Yeah.hi..is that babysitting job still available..oh..great...we found you
a babysitter. How old is the kid.....F...five...you have five kids!!!!
When can he start?" Tomorrow..kay..time?" Yusuke scribbled the time on a
piece of paper....kay....bye." Yusuke hung up the phone. "Your in luck
Hiei..the job was still up.she said the kids were...two, four, one, two,
and five.." Yusuke said handing Hiei the ad with the address on it. Hiei
counted the numbers.
"FIVE!!!!!" he screamed. He grabbed Kurama by the shoulders and started
shaking him back and forth.
"KURAMA..MAN YA GOTTA HELP ME!!!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed.
"Hiei..Hiei.relax..i'll come with you as backup." Kurama said. Hiei let
out a big sigh of relief.
"But the lady sounded pretty hot!" Yusuke said.
"Yusuke..she has five children..she's probably an old hag!" Kurama said.
"Well its getting dark.I better go before my mom yells at me again!" Yusuke
said.
"Remember two o'clock..that address!" Yusuke opened the window and jumped
out. He fell on Kuwabara. The both got up quickly and split in different
directions.
"Hiei you don't look like you can walk. Why don't you spend the night."
Kurama suggested. Hiei just collapsed on the bed. "I'll take that as a
yes." Kurama said. He covered Hiei with a blanket and moved him to the far
end of the bed. Then Kurama unclothed himself and put on a pair of boxers.
The he climbed into the bed and turned off the light.
A/N: Hiei and Kurama are not lovers in this fic.
Demonofthedarkflames: Yay!! Another chapter complete!!
Hiei: Kill me..just kill me now!!!!
Kyoko: *out of nowhere* Love too..
Hiei: Oh god help me..*starts running*
Kyoko: *runs after him* HEY!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demonofthedarkflames: Well that concludes this chapter..please read and
review!!!!
Kyoko: GET BACK HERE HIEI...I ONLY WANNA ROAST YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Baby Sitting Job.
So those in suspense can now find out what happened.
Hiei: *flatly* Oh joy!
Demonofthedarkflames: Oh come on you know you like it!
Hiei: *glaring* I hate it!
Demonofthedarkflames: Okay..well then lets get on with the story...but
before we do here's Kurama with the disclaimer!!
Kurama: Demonofthedarkflames does not own any part of Yu Yu Hakusho!
Hiei: Thank God for that!
Demonofthedarkflames: Well now on with the fic!!!! Oh and
authorofdoom:fire...Kyoko will come in later on in the fic.I promise!!
Chapter 2: Hiei's fateful job
decided on!!
Hiei came back into Kurama's room with a big bucket of ice cold water
(with extra ice!) Hiei walked over to Kuwabara and dumped the ice and
water directly onto his face. Kuwabara immediately shot up.
"What the!!" Kuwabara said. He felt his head to see if Hiei cut it open.
"AHHHH!!!! YOU CUT MY HEAD!!!!" Kuwabara screamed.
"No..what you feel is that giant sized bump you got from smacking into
Kurama's front door." Hiei explained.
"Why am I all tied up in rope?" Kuwabara asked "and why am I all wet?"
"It's just your arm..and I guess Kurama still hasn't patched up that hole
in the roof." Hiei bluffed. Kuwabara then noticed the bucket and ice on
the floor. He then looked up at the ceiling.
"Hey...you threw it on me!" Kuwabara said.
"Oh did I..I'm so clumsy!!!!!" Hiei said pretending to trip over the
bucket.
"Okay well lets continue job hunting." Kurama suggested. Hiei did his best
impression of Kuwabara (tripping and stumbling) back to his seat!" Kurama
laughed a little. Kuwabara wasn't amused.
"Bus driver for the mental institution." Kuwabara read.
"No thank you..I don't wanna end up like you.." Hiei said. Suddenly the
phone rang. Kurama reached for his cordless phone.
"Hello." He said.
"Hey what's up?" It was Yusuke.
"Oh hey Yusuke." Kurama said.
"Still lookin' for a job for Hiei?" Yusuke asked.
"Yes." Was Kurama's response.
"Well I may have found one." Yusuke said.
"Great well then come over and we'll see if Hiei likes it." Kurama said.
Just then the window flew open. The three guys looked toward the window.
"Huh.How'd you get here so fast?" Kurama asked confused. Yusuke held up
his cell phone.
"Oh." Kurama and Hiei said simultaneously.
"But how'd you get up here so fast?" Kuwabara asked confused. Hiei slapped
his hand to his face and dragged it down. Kurama shook his head.
"Baka you've been here enough....But I forgot to include the fact that your
brain is smaller than a single grain of sand!!" Hiei said.
"I have?" Kuwabara asked. "But how did he get up here?" Kuwabara repeated.
"Kurama can I have permission to kill this idiot..painfully and
slowly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei said sounding very pissed off. "Here I'll
show you Kuwabara!" Hiei said. Yusuke go off the window sill. Kuwabara
walked to the window. So did Hiei. "Do you see that small button
implanted in the grass?" Hiei asked.
"No." Kuwabara answered.
"Well then I'll be nice and give you a better view." Hiei said.
"Okay do you have any binoculars?" Kuwabara asked.
"Do I look like a dork!? In translation NO!!!! But I do have my hands/"
Hiei said.
"Huh.." Kuwabara stupidly said Hiei shoved Kuwabara out the window.
"Well now that that's done with!" Hiei said shutting the widow and locking
it. "Okay so what would I like?" Hiei asked.
"Huh." Kurama said.
"The phone call." Hiei reminded them.
"Oh yes.I might've found a job for you." Yusuke said.
"Okay..what is it?" Hiei asked.
"TABLE DANCER!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke blurted out. Hiei's eyes grew wide and a
big sweat drop developed on the side of his head. "Just kidding..just
kidding.." Yusuke laughed at Hiei's expression. "I just wanted to see you
reaction." Yusuke said.
"Why you..I oughtta throw you out the window..but I won't." Hiei said.
"Well that's a relief!" Yusuke laughed.
"So what's the real job?" Hiei asked.
"Oh...yes..right..." Yusuke handed Kurama the ad.
"A babysitter?" Kurama said in a questionable way. Hiei just stared at
Yusuke with a blank expression on his face.
"Babysit!?" he said
"Yes that's right." Yusuke replied.
"As in...sitting on babies?" Hiei asked. Kurama and Yusuke looked at each
other and laughed.
"No...no...you look after kids!!!!" Kurama said. Hiei gave another blank
expression , but this time to Kurama.
"I don't think so." Hiei said.
"Why not?" Kurama asked.
"Imagine me..with...babies..." Hiei said. Yusuke and Kurama pictured that
scene for a moment.
"Oh..well that's a scary thought. "Kurama said.
"Tell me..why is it you need money so badly?" Yusuke asked.
"Umm...well I found another entrance to spirit world." Hiei said. "Or so I
think....."
"Where is it again?" Yusuke asked.
"What do you mean again? I never told you in the first place. It's in
Tokyo." Hiei replied.
"Do you know exactly where in Tokyo the portal is?" Kurama asked.
"No..but I sensed it...faintly....but I'm not even sure it's a portal.."
Hiei said.
"Hmm....I see." Kurama said.
"So how 'bout it Hiei?" Yusuke asked.
"No way!!" Hiei said. "Aren't there any other jobs?"
"Well other then a replacement for the Pillsbury doughboy.....no.." Kurama
replied.
"Hmmmm..." Hiei said. Just then they heard a knock on the window. The
three guys looked toward the window. Then they saw a small pebble hit the
window. Hiei opened the window and looked down.
"Hiei help me!" Kuwabara screamed from down below.
"No why on earth would I help you?" Hiei asked sarcastically. Hiei grabbed
a little tiki statue and dropped it down to Kuwabara. "There amuse
yourself.. Hiei said. He shut the window once more.
"Just help the poor guy." Yusuke said.
"Uh..uh..He was being a jackass earlier.you help him." Hiei said.
"So Yusuke I heard you got a job." Kurama said.
"Yeah." Yusuke replied.
"What?" Hiei asked.
"A daycare." Yusuke replied.
"Ahh.so how were the kids?" Kurama asked.
"Fine." Yusuke said.
*Flashback*
"Throw the frisbee! Throw it!!" a child said.
"Kay." The other child said. The child threw the frisbee. Yusuke entered
the room. The frisbee flew over the child's head and headed straight for
Yusuke's own head.
"Huh....SPIRITGUN!!!!" Yusuke yelled. The frisbee fell to ashes. The
children stood speechless.
"Oh cool!" a child with short blue hair said.
"Spiritgun...spiritgun..." all the children chanted.
*End of flashback*
Yusuke laughed a little.
"Yeah so how 'bout it Hiei?" Kurama said.
"Isn't there any other job!?" Hiei asked. Yusuke dialed a number on his
cell phone.
"Uh...hi.yeah..we found a replacement for the Pillsbury doughboy." Yusuke
said. Hiei's eyes grew wide.
"OKAY...OKAY..I'LL DO IT!!!!! I'LL BABYSIT!!!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed.
"Nevermind..." Yusuke said hanging up.
"Well glad to see you changed your mind Hiei!!" Kurama said.
"Oh shut up!!" Hiei said defeated.
"Kay I'll call the lady that put this ad in." Yusuke dialed the number.
"Yeah.hi..is that babysitting job still available..oh..great...we found you
a babysitter. How old is the kid.....F...five...you have five kids!!!!
When can he start?" Tomorrow..kay..time?" Yusuke scribbled the time on a
piece of paper....kay....bye." Yusuke hung up the phone. "Your in luck
Hiei..the job was still up.she said the kids were...two, four, one, two,
and five.." Yusuke said handing Hiei the ad with the address on it. Hiei
counted the numbers.
"FIVE!!!!!" he screamed. He grabbed Kurama by the shoulders and started
shaking him back and forth.
"KURAMA..MAN YA GOTTA HELP ME!!!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed.
"Hiei..Hiei.relax..i'll come with you as backup." Kurama said. Hiei let
out a big sigh of relief.
"But the lady sounded pretty hot!" Yusuke said.
"Yusuke..she has five children..she's probably an old hag!" Kurama said.
"Well its getting dark.I better go before my mom yells at me again!" Yusuke
said.
"Remember two o'clock..that address!" Yusuke opened the window and jumped
out. He fell on Kuwabara. The both got up quickly and split in different
directions.
"Hiei you don't look like you can walk. Why don't you spend the night."
Kurama suggested. Hiei just collapsed on the bed. "I'll take that as a
yes." Kurama said. He covered Hiei with a blanket and moved him to the far
end of the bed. Then Kurama unclothed himself and put on a pair of boxers.
The he climbed into the bed and turned off the light.
A/N: Hiei and Kurama are not lovers in this fic.
Demonofthedarkflames: Yay!! Another chapter complete!!
Hiei: Kill me..just kill me now!!!!
Kyoko: *out of nowhere* Love too..
Hiei: Oh god help me..*starts running*
Kyoko: *runs after him* HEY!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demonofthedarkflames: Well that concludes this chapter..please read and
review!!!!
Kyoko: GET BACK HERE HIEI...I ONLY WANNA ROAST YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!