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A/N Eh, didn't feel likewriting Halloween, andUh, Peter's obsession has advanced a bit…
"JAMES! WAKE UP! IT'S CHRISTMAS!" Screamed Sirius in James' ear
"Sirius. Mate. You've done this to me since we were three." James groaned.
"Exactly Mate. It's like tradition!"
James just groaned
"Sirius, grow up." Remus called from under his cocoon of blankets.
"You can't be serious! That'd be no fun!" Sirius bounded over and yelled into his ear. Moony just groaned.
Peter was already up and worshipping Minnie alter he set up. "One day my love, you will be mine! That loser Mickey, will burn in Hell, and we shall be blissfully happy!"
"Peter, you okay mate? You haven't been the same since we came back from Disneyworld…" Sirius started
Remus and James were all o.0.
Sirius continued "I mean, if it was Pluto, then I would understand, but Minnie? She needs to lose weight man. And her taste in fashion? Horrendous. Now, let's open presents!"
The boys proceeded to open presents, which was more like destroying the wrapping paper completely.
When they are done, the floor was littered with wrapping paper, which was soon shoved under Sirius' bed, with god knows what else.
" Now that we're done killing the paper, let's see what we got!
You and your dog, a get together kit! Wow. Peter. Thanks?" Sirius trailed off.
" A book to overcome stupidity? Gee, thanks James.
Book on how to tell you are an evil conniving boot-licker! Who sent this? Ah. Sirius. That explains it.
How to make Cheese: a Step by Step book, comes with all you need to make your own cheese! THANK YOU MINNIE! I mean, uh, Remus… Why has Minnie not yet sent me my present? I sent her one!" Peter went off to his alter and begins worshiping again.
At Disneyland.
"Uh Minnie, your stalker sent you a Christmas gift." Some random guy was holding a disgruntled owl, with a rather smelly parcel attached.
"Throw it with the rest of the cheese he sent me." Minnie said disgusted. "Just follow your nose…"
Back at Hogwarts
Sirius' face was a bit like o.0. "Alrighty.
The Littlest and Stupidest Puppy…oh Remus, you shouldn't have. I mean you really shouldn't have."
"But, it's like your biography Padfoot."
"I won't dignify that with an answer. And a chew bone? Jamie! Thank you!"
"Just so long as you don't call me that again." James groaned.
"MY TURN! Okay I got a huge case of cheese? Lemme guess." Remus was…a bit not thrilled at the cheese.
All: Peter
Peter looks up from worshipping What my love, my preciousssssss? Nasssty Mickey, Nassssty faaat Mickey takessss the preciousssssss from us.
All but Peter: o.0
" OOOOKKKKAYYY then. A box of chocolate! YAY! A NEW BOX OF CHOCOLATES!
And a book. "How to Beat the Addiction. A Chocoholics Guide to Breaking the Habit." Thanks Prongs! And what did you get?" Remus was giddy with the gifts he got.
"A kit on Stopping Obsessions with A Girl. On the bright side I sent Lily..."
"JAMES! DID YOU SEND ME "Accepting a Date with the Man Who Loves You?'" Lily stormed into the room. "JAMES POTTER ANSWER ME!"
A bit squeaky, James answered, "Maybe. Depends on if you'll kill me if I say yes."
"And Peter, did you send me the Minnie Mouse balloon?"
" I thought I lost it!" With that, he stoles Lily's "balloon"
"And Remus, I love the box of chocolate you gave me."
"Chocolate? Where?" Spotting it, he stole the box.
"And Sirius, how many times do I have to tell you? I HATE CHEWED BONES!"
"Fine, I'll take it take it back." Sirius said, a little injured
"Lils, so you hated the gifts." Said James, a little sadly.
"Yeah, cept, Remus' and he took it back…"
"Fine. Go away. Let's see what else I got. A book. On Greatest Pranks Ever! And how to be A Great Prankster: A Self-Tutorial. Guys, I don't need that."
Sirius Remus unanimously said "Yes. You. Do."
"Shucks. Now! Onward to the feast!"
RR pwetty pease? I love it when you do…