DBF: Hey everyone! I apologize for the LONG wait! Things got a bit hectic over here! But anywho...Here's the next chapter!
Hiei: (Twirls a finger in the air) Whoop de doo...
DBF: (smacks Hiei upside the head)
Hiei: Hey!
DBF: Well anway...I do NOT own yyh WHATSOEVER!And Kyoko is owned by one of my friends. Well now that that is all cleared up...ON WITH THE STORY!
Kurama and Hiei were both sleeping soundly at four in the morning. Let's take a little peek into their dreams shall we?
Kurama's dream :
"Here's your test back Kurama..." the biology teacher said. Kurama snatched the test away and looked at it. Kuronue looked over Kurama's shoulder and at his test.
"One hundred percent...as usual..." Kuronue said. Kurama shrugged.
"Yeah..." he said.
"Hey..what's that crowd over there?" Kuronue asked.
"Beats me..." Kurama said. He walked up to a random person.
"Hey..what's all the commotion in the back about?" Kurama asked.
"Oh...didn't you hear...Karasu got a one hundred one percent!" the random person said running back to the back of the room.
IN REALITY...
Kurama immidietly sprang up breathing hard. He rapidly looked around his room.
"Phew...it was only a nightmare..." he said. Kurama looked at the clock, groaned and went back to sleep.
Hiei's dream:
"NO! NOT THE WALL! PUT THE CRAYONS DOWN! CHAINSAW...DEFINATLY NOT...PUT THAT DOWN OR I'LL TELL YOU'RE MOM..." Hiei yelled chasing the little rascals.
"RUN! RUN! AS FAST AS YOU CAN YOU CAN'T CATCH ME I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!" one of the kids said.
IN REALITY...
Hiei sprung up screaming. He looked around. He spotted Kurama and gave a sigh of relief.
"...Just a nightmare..." Hiei said collapsing back on his bed.
About a half hour later the phone right next to Kurama's bed rang loudly.
"AHHHH!" Kurama once again sprang up but screaming this time. He looked at the phone. "Damn phone..." Kurama picked up the phone. "Hello..." he said sleepily.
"HEY KURAMA!" the voice on the other line said.
"...Yusuke..." Kurama said.
"Yup!" Yusuke said.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS!" Kurama screamed.
"Of course I do..." Yusuke said.
"THEN CALL IN FIVE HOURS WHEN I'M UP!" Kurama screamed slamming the phone down on the reciever. He prepared to go back to sleep when the phone rang again. He picked it up.
"GET A LIFE!" Kurama said. Once again he hung up the phone.
MEANWHILE...
Kyoko stared at the phone.
"How rude!" she said.
BACK IN KURAMA'S HOUSE...
Kurama tried to go back to sleep..but couldn't.
"God damn Yusuke!" Kurama said. He sat up in his bed and dialed Yusuke's phone number. The phone rang a few times then Yusuke answered.
"Hello?" Yusuke said. Kurama grunted.
"OH HEY KURAMA! WHAT'S UP!" Yusuke said.
"I...hate...you..." Kurama managed to get out.
"Oh...Well..if that's how you show people you care about them then...I HATE YOU TOO MAN!" Yusuke said.
"You're hopeless..." Kurama said. "So what did you so annoyingly want?"
"Oh...Well I thought since Hiei had this babysitting gig I thought he could use some training..." Yusuke said.
"Training...at four forty five in the freakin' morning?" Kurama said.
"Yup..." Yusuke said.
"NO!" Kurama said hanging up the phone.
Yusuke hung up the phone and stared at it.
"Oh well...guess i'll just have to resort to plan B!" Yusuke said. He grabbed his keys, a mega phone a machine gun, a bag full of random stuff, and headed out the door.
Kurama unplugged the phone and ONCE AGAIN went back to sleep. Hiei was still sleeping soundly.
A few minutes later Yusuke walked up to Kurama's door.
"Hmmmm..." Yusuke said as he turned the doorknob. "Just as I suspected..."
he said. He dug in his pants and pulled out the machine gun. He shot down the door and entered the house. He swung the machine gun over his shoulder and walked up the stairs. He entered Kurama's room and looked at Kurama and Hiei.
"Hmmmm..." Yusuke walked over to Kurama and set the mega phone next to Kurama's ear. Yusuke then yelled in it.
"TIME TO GET UP SLEEPYHEAD!" Yusuke yelled.
"AHHHH!" Kurama screamed. He looked around and saw Yusuke. "What the hell are you doing here?" Kurama asked.
"Well I figured you were just kidding so I came over here!" Yusuke said.
"...Great..." Kurama said flatly. Yusuke walked over to Hiei and yelled in his ear with the megaphone.
"GET UP!" Yusuke said. Hiei sprung up.
"AHHHH! NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THE COOKIE!" Hiei said. Yusuke stared at him.
"Hiei relax..." Yusuke said. Hiei looked at Yusuke. "What are you doing here?"
"Funny...Kurama asked me the same thing...go figure?" Yusuke said.
"Yeah...go figure..." Kurama and Hiei said at the same time.
"So...why are you here?" Hiei asked.
"For your training!" Yusuke said.
"TRAINING?" Hiei said.
"Well of course...You couldn't possibly think that you know everything about babysitting!" Yusuke said.
"Oh...and you do?" Hiei said sarcastically.
"Well lets just say that hanging around with Keiko does things to you..." Yusuke said. Kurama and Hiei just stared at each other. Hiei sighed.
"So...Where does this so called 'training' begin?" Hiei asked. Yusuke shoved a book at Hiei's face.
"READ!" Yusuke instructed. Hiei stared at the book.
"...Hair gel and you?" Hiei read.
"Huh..." Yusuke said. He turned red. "Oops...wrong book!" He quickly snatched the book and handed Hiei another book.
"What to do when you're child goes pshyco...?" Hiei read. Kurama just looked at Yusuke.
"Oh...and another one..." Yusuke said shoving one more book at Hiei. This time Kurama grabbed it.
"How to babysit little monsters..." Kurama said. Yusuke handed Kurama a sticky note with every emergency number in the phone book. Kurama stared at it. "Yusuke what the hell do you think is going to happen?" Kurama said.
"Two words...Hiei...babysitting..." Yusuke said.
"Yusuke...even i'm not that stupid...I wasn't gonna let Hiei go alone anyway..." Kurama said. Yusuke and Kurama looked at Hiei who pulled out a plastic baby from Yusuke's bag.
"Hiei...put that baby down you don't know anything about babysitting yet!" Yusuke said.
"Oh yeah...just watch me!" Hiei said. Yusuke and Kurama watched Hiei with their arms folded. Hiei held the baby in front of him with both hands. Then Hiei thought for a minute and threw the baby towards Yusuke. Yusuke lept forward and caught it.
"ARE YOU CRAZY? Yusuke screamed.
"Yusuke...I'm not even babysitting babies! They're all older than one!" Hiei yelled. Kurama rolled his eyes and walked towards Hiei.
"Why don't I lead the training..." Kurama said. "Now...Yusuke and I are going to act like bad little kids and you have to try and stop us..." Kurama said.
"ARE YOU NUTS! I WANNA KEEP MY LIFE!" Yusuke screamed.
"Yusuke...Please...Just do this for Hiei..." Kurama said. Yusuke sighed.
"Very well..." he said.
"Now...ready...set...go!" Kurama said. Kurama and Yusuke started running around like little three year olds. Yusuke threw his machine gun at Hiei's head. The machine gun hit its target.
"OW! GOD DAMMIT!" Hiei screamed. Before Hiei could do anything to Yusuke, Kurama came up behind Hiei with scissors. He wasn't actually gonna cut Hiei's hair. However, When Hiei tripped on a book a stumbled back and...well let's just say that Hiei won't be happy!
"...Oops..." Kurama said.
"Why do I not like the sound of that?" Hiei asked as he turned towards Kurama.
"Uh...heh..." Kurama said while hiding the scissors behind his back. Hiei then noticed the lock of his hair on the floor. He felt the back of his head.
"KURAMA!" Hiei yelled as glared at the fox.
"What? I didn't do anything!" Kurama said defensively.
"Yes you did!" Yusuke said as he went behind Kurama and yanked the scissors from the fox's hands.
"Hmmmm...that doesn't look like nothing to me!" Hie said as he snatched the scissors from Yusuke and examined them. "AHA!" Hiei said as he spotted a small strand of his hair stuck to the scissors.
"DRAGON OF..." Hiei started. Yusuke and Kurama both looked at each other.
"OH SHIT!" They both said as they scrambled to find a place to hide.
"...THE DARKNESS..." Hiei continued.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Yusuke and Kurama screamed in unison as they dove behind the bed. Just then they both heard laughing.
"Huh..." Yusuke and Kurama said as they exchanged glances They catiously peeked their heads over the bed. They saw Hiei laughing hystericaly.
"God! You guys will fall for anything!" Hiei laughed.
"Um...Yusuke,I'm starting to get second thoughts on this babysitting thing..." the fox said.
"Yeah I know what you mean..." Yusuke said. Yusuke suddenly got an evil grin on his face. "But...he's not getting' off the hook that easily!" Yusuke said as he jumped over the bed and tackled Hiei to the ground.
"YOU ASSHOLE! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING! SCARING POOR DEFENSLESS LITTLE KIDS LIKE THAT?" Yusuke screamed. Hiei gave Yusuke a strange look.
"What?" Yusuke said.
"Yusuke...You're fourteen years old...and Kurama is like one thousand years old..." Hiei said. Yusuke sweatdropped.
"Oh yeah..heh..ya got a point there..." Yusuke said.
"...Baka..." Hiei said. "...Now could you please get off me?"
"Huh...Oh..." Yusuke said as he got off of Hiei.
"So! I think I 'm ready for that babysitting job!" Hiei said.
"Uh..." Yusuke and Kurama once again exchanged glances. Hiei then ran out of the room.
"HEY! HIEI GET BACK HERE!" Yusuke yelled.
"YEAH! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE UNTIL MUCH LATER!" Kurama yelled.
"...Um...I don't think he heard us..." Yusuke said.
"...No shit..." Kurama said. Yusuke and Kurama ran out of the room and after Hiei. They eventually caught up to Hiei, dragged him back inside the house, and chained him to a chair.
"HEY! LET ME GO!" Hiei yelled. Kurama and Yusuke just looked at each other and laughed.
"No..." Kurama said.
"You're mean..." Hiei pouted.
"Um...Why do I think that the kids are gonna be babysitting him instead?" Yusuke asked.
"Don't think so..." Kurama said.
"Oh?" Yusuke said. "How so?"
"Because you're coming with us!" Kurama said.
"WHAT?" Yusuke yelled.
DBF: Well I hope that was worth the wait! Well please review!