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I henceforth dedicate this to Blooper Queen! WEWE!
James: Lily will you go out with me?
Lily: No.
James: Lily will you go out with me?
Lily: No.
James: Lily will you go out with me?
Lily: Fine.
James: What?
Lily: FINE!
James: YAY! HEY SIRIUS GUESS WHAT!
Sirius: Lily Evans decided to go out with you, and Gen decided to go out with me! This is the best Valentines Day ever!
James: YAH!
All in Great Hall: look at opening door
Peter: Minnie has agreed to be my girlfriend for today! worships the huge mouse walking through doors.
Minnie: Peter. I am not your girlfriend. In fact, I only came here to tell you to stop stalking me.
Peter: WHY!
Minnie: Because you're annoying.
Peter:runs upstairs to alter, tears it apartRebuilds it
Minnie: Tell the little runt to LEAVE ME ALONE! And Sirius, Pluto says hi, considering you can't be allowed back in the park(A/N: Blooper Queen wrote a story when Sirius gets banned from Disney…)
Fat Little Cupid: runs up You smell like cheese, You like it too, I love you.
Minnie: Who wrote that piece of shit?
Cupid: Some kid by the name of Peter. Runs off to Gen
I love your sarcasm, I do, I do,
I love your face fives, I do, I do.
OH GEN, I LOVE YOOOOUUUUUUUUU.
Gen: That's worse than Minnie's… Runs over to Sirius
I suppose that's your best work. So do you really love face fives? Here smacks Sirius
Sirius: OW. Face-fives hurt…
Fat Little Cupid: to Remus
I love you
More than words can say
I am here and there
Always ready for you
To come up and say hello,
And it makes my day.
I love you.
Remus: Who wrote it?
Fat Little Cupid: That's classified information that shalt not be revealed to the public.
James: HEY YOU, FAT LITTLE CUPID! whispers to him
Fat Little Cupid: to Lily
Lily Evans.
A poem by James Potter
Your eyes are like pools filled with green algae,
Your hair is like the fire from the Fire crab
Lily: JAMES!
James: Wait Lils! He's not done!
Lily: I DON'T CARE! I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR NOT EVEN AN HOUR, AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?
James: Chill. I love you Lily!
Lily: Hmph. Just walk me to class.
James: YES MA'AM! salutes
IN CLASS:
Not-so-fat little cupid: to snape
My one, my only.
My love for you is as deep as the ocean.
My want for you is stronger than anything.
You must, oh you must MARRY me.
Or I shall die from want!
Snape: SIRIUS BLACK!
Class: laughing hysterically
Sirius: crying from laughter What collapses from laughter
Snape: I'll kill you! proceeds to hurt Sirius is conked over head with brick
Sirius: in high girly voice Oh my heroin, uh, I mean HEROINE!jumps into Gen's arms
Gen: Dumps him on floor. laughs
Teacher: Settle down class. Open your text book to page 198.
Next class:
Little Cupid: to Remus
I love you.
A small thing can do a lot.
Like a smile of yours can make my day.
And even the worst days perk up with you around.
I love you.
Remus: WHO IS IT shakes cupid
Little Cupid: I…can't….tell…..you!
Sirius: Looks like Moony has an amirerer.
Remus: shut up.
Flitwick: Sit Down! Class has begun!
Next class.
Now-looking-a-bit-trim Little Cupid:
Oh, you dog,
You make me laugh,
And it's fun to tease you,
And prank you,
And dress you up like a girl,
And drag you around London like that.
Love,
Gen.
Sirius: hiding from laughter
James: OMfg! Gen, you are precious!
Snape: What I wouldn't give for photos! dies laughing
Peter: still up in room, worshipping Minnie. My preciossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Teacher: CLASS, THAT'S ENOUGH. IF SIRIUS WANTS TO DRESS UP LIKE A WOMAN, IT'S HIS CHOICE!
Sirius: howling I DIDN'T WANT TO!
Next class
Now-incredibly-fit Little Cupid:
In my eyes
There is perfection for everyone
And yet,
You stand out in that you always make me feel better.
So why can't I tell you this in person?
Remus: I DON'T KNOW!
Sirius: Heh, sings to random tune Remus has got an admirer! She loves him! He wants to strangle her! After he finds out who it is! It's probably Snape, or Malfoy! Or maybe even me! Although I'm stupid, I'm not dumb!
Remus: I'll strangle you if you don't shut up.
Next class (last class)
Now-hot little Cupid: to James
James Potter:
By Lily Evans
Your hair needs a brush,
Your eyes could use some color,
And you need a toothbrush and paste,
And your jokes need some tuning,
So why do I love you?
Because you're James Potter.
Sirius: Now everyone go AWWWWWW!
Class: AWWWWWWWWWWW
James: blushing Shut up Padfoot.
Lily: Yeah Padfoot, just cause some people actually can write poetry, doesn't mean you should make fun of them.
At the Great Hall
Dumbledore: Alright students, you can each send one more poem to someone, but write it down
From: Sirius
To: Gen
Roses are Red
Violets are Violet and Blue
Blah Blah Blah
I LOVE YOU!
Gen: Bursts out laughing
To: Sirius
From: Gen
Silly
Idiot
Really kinda cute
Intelligent (at a stretch)
Up and away in his own world
Stupid
From Peter:
To: Minnie
My love for you almost
Surpasses my love for cheese
I shall worship you till the end of my days
Think of me forever.
From Minnie:
To Peter:
You little twit
I hate you
You mean nothing to me
Go die.
From: Admirer
To: Remus
I love you
It makes my heart break
That you don't return my affections.
Forever.
Really handsome
Eternally loved by me.
MINE, ALL MINE!
Uber-cool
Sweet and loveable.
Remus: AIEEE! STALKER!
To: "Admirer"
From: Remus
You are a stalker.
I hate you.
Go burn in Hell.
Just tell me who you are,
And I may change my mind…
The cupid delivered this last note to the Slytherin table.
Raucous laughter echoed the hall.
From: James
To: Lily
I love you.
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very very extraordinary,
E is even more than anyone that you adore
Can
love is all that I can give to you.
Lily: runs over to James I love you too James! (all mush lines that author won't write because her fingers already feel too soiled by the sap in this chapter)
Sirius: WEWE!
The End. Or is it? play scary music It's all up to you! Now review!