Meg: Wazzup!? I got bored so I decided to write this! ^^ I need a life. :p
Just to let you know, Megan Mitchell is my own character.
Jake (A ghost of a half dog demon that lives in my head): Duh Meg, they
kinda figured that out on their own. *rolls eyes*
Meg: Shut up! My sister says I'm the blondest brunette she knows, so hm!
*sticks out tongue*
Rocky (A full dog demon that lives in my head): Um, Meg. that's not
something to brag about. Anyways, quit acting like little kids and get on
with the fic before I slaughter you both!
Kimberly (Rocky's miko girlfriend): You kill them and I'll kill you,
Youkai. Got that?
Rachel (Ghost of Jake's half miko girlfriend): Ditto, Jake. I can make your
afterlife a living hell.
Rocky and Jake: Fine! *grumbles* Damn girls...
Meg: O.K.! ON WITH THE FIC!!
Rocky and Jake: OW!! WE'RE DOG DEMONS!! OUR HEARING IS BETTER THAN YOU BAKA
NINGEN ONNAS!!
Kimberly, Rachel, and Megan: WHAT DID YOU CALL US!?!?!
Rocky and Jake: *cower in fear in a corner* Nothing!
Disclaimer: I don't own nuthin but Megan Michell and my idea! If you steal either of them, I will sick my big sis and her army of evil gnomes from under the bed on you and she will sing loudly and out of tune while her gnomes perform Chinese water torture on you!! Bwahahahaha!!! I'm evil! Also, this story is yaoi. The pairings are 1x2xOC, 3x4, 5x6x13 (Treize is 13, right?). It is also an AU fic and contains A LOT of Relena-bashing. (I HATE Relena and I think Duo and Heero are meant to be together) *Creepy voice* YoU hAvE bEeN wArNeD!!!
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Little Demons
Ch. 1: Relena's Revenge
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Heero, Duo, Megan, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Zechs, and Treize were all sitting inthe living room of Quatre's mansion watching "Steven King's IT" {1}. Heero and Duo were on either side of Megan on the couch, Treize and Zechs were on the love seat with Wufei laying on their laps asleep, and Trowa and Quatre were sharing the arm chair. Part 2 was just starting.
"*YAWN!* I'm goin' ta bed cuz I'm sleepy." Meg annouced as she got up and walked toward the stairs that led to her room, "Anyone wanna join me?"
Zechs picked Wufei up and also walked to the stairs, "Yeah I'll take Wufei up to bed since I'm going too."
"We're going with you guys." Trowa said, as he and Heero also stood.
"We're gonna watch the rest of the movie." Quatre told them as he curled up in the blanket he and Trowa had been under, "G'night."
"I'll see you two later Hee-chan!" Duo called, as he sprawled out on the couch.
Treize also layed down on the love seat, "Hai, I'll be up later. I want to see what happens next."
So the three boys stayed downstairs to watch the rest of the movie as their koi's went upstairs to get some sleep. Soon, the three remaining fell asleep in the livingroom. None of them expected what was coming...
*OUTSIDE*
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" The high pitched laugh that sounded like nails on a chalkboard could belong to no one other than...RELENA PEACECRAFT!! *cheesy lightning and thunder effects and a cat hissing* "Soon, Heero Yuy, soon you will be mine! And you won't have to be around those hentai's or that...that...inhuman street rat!"
"Relena-sama," Dorothy Catalonia was sitting next to her on the tree branch next to Heero, Megan and Duo's bedroom holding a black book entitled 'Black Magic For Dummies', "Are you sure you should be doing this? I mean, this is powerful magic. Something could go wrong!"
"Nothing will hurt me or Heero because *gets dreamy look on her face**author attempts to keep from getting sick* the fates have chosen us to be together...forever!" Relena answers in a sickening, sappy voice, "Now gimme that book! Let me find that love spell..." She holds the flashlight over the book and find what she was looking for, "Ah-HAH! Here it is! Love Spell: Make the person/people this spell is put on fall madly in love with you!!" The spell read:
Love Spell Onen i-Estel Edain, u-chebin estel anim Celduin Annuminas Forochel Arvedui Rhudaur Malvegil Palantir Orome Numenor Silmarilli Tincotema Owari {2}
Relena began to try and read it, "Onin i-Istell Eedan, you-chiben istell anem, Selduuen Ann-you-mean-ass Four-o-chell Arv-e-du-e, Ruder Mallveegill Palanter Oromi Nuumen-or, Sill-marille Ten-cot-ima Owari! {3}" A blinding flash lit up the house (and strangly enough, everyone within a 20 mile radius had a power surge) and disappeared as quick as it came. "Well Dorothy," said Relena, thoroughly proud of herself, "Our work here is done!" She jumped out of the tree and, being as they were twenty feet in the air, she did a bellyflop onto the ground. (a/n: HAHAHAHAHA!!)
Dorothy climbed down and dragged Relena away. (a/n: YAY!! Relena lokks like this: @.@) Unknown to both Relena and Dorothy, Relena had done the wrong spell...
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Ch. 2: The Wrong Spell
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"Huh? What? Where am I?" Dou sat up on the couch, "Oh. I must've fell asleep on the couch. *YAWN!* I'll go check on Meg-chan and Hee-chan." Duo walked up the stairs to his room, opened the door,...and screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Quatre and Treize ran up the stairs to Duo. "What's wrong!? Daijoubo desu ka?{4}" Quatre asked. Duo pointed to the bed. "Holy SHIT!!" Duo screamed. On the bed was Meg and Heero, but they were 3 year olds. Megan had 5 long, black fox tails and two little grey fox ears. Heero had a fuzzy bunny rabbit tail and two long, brown rabbit ears. They woke up. Meg's eyes had changed from bright green to a cat-like gold.
"M-Maybe we s-should check on the others." Treize studdered, wide eyed, "D- Duo, take them to the l-livingroom." Treize and Quatre ran off to their rooms and Duo was left with the little kids. He felt a tug on his leg and looked down. Heero was tugging on his pant's leg while sucking on his thumb. One of his long ears was drooping.
"Are you my tou-san?" Heero asked in a little voice. Duo knelt down to him, "Ah...iie. I'm your babysitter. Yeah that's it. Your babysitter. Now where did Meg-chan go..."
"I'm over here." Meg said in a gruff, boyish voice from the bed. She began playing with two of her tails. Duo picked up Heero and went over to Meg. "I can walk myself. I don't need anybody." She said as she hopped down and began walking to the livingroom.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {1} For those who haven't heard of it, 'IT' is a movie about an evil clown who kills children. It's a two part movie. In the first part, a kid's little brother is killed by the clown and his six friends and himself set out to kill the thing. They do but they make a promise that if it ever came back, they would all return and fight it. In the second part, it comes back. It kills two of them but they defeat it. Clowns scare me... {2} This is from the Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien. It is random weird words and names. The last word (Owari) is Japanese for end. {3} That's how I pronounced everything ^_____^ {4} Daijoubo desu ka? = Are you all right? Daijoubu = I'm fine
Meg: Good, ne? Did you like it? Do you hate my since of humor and say I should be locked up forever? Jake: GO FOR THE LAST ONE!!!! Rachel: *Pulls out giant hammer from hammerspace**Whacks Jake over the head* Jake: @.@ Kimberly: *In overly cheerful voice* Please review! Ideas are welcome! Even flames are welcome, but keep in mind, Meg might just post them and add a smartass remark!! Rocky: Continue if you want. Things are only gonna get crazier. But arigato for reading this long. Remember, more reviews=more chapters.
Disclaimer: I don't own nuthin but Megan Michell and my idea! If you steal either of them, I will sick my big sis and her army of evil gnomes from under the bed on you and she will sing loudly and out of tune while her gnomes perform Chinese water torture on you!! Bwahahahaha!!! I'm evil! Also, this story is yaoi. The pairings are 1x2xOC, 3x4, 5x6x13 (Treize is 13, right?). It is also an AU fic and contains A LOT of Relena-bashing. (I HATE Relena and I think Duo and Heero are meant to be together) *Creepy voice* YoU hAvE bEeN wArNeD!!!
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Little Demons
Ch. 1: Relena's Revenge
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Heero, Duo, Megan, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Zechs, and Treize were all sitting inthe living room of Quatre's mansion watching "Steven King's IT" {1}. Heero and Duo were on either side of Megan on the couch, Treize and Zechs were on the love seat with Wufei laying on their laps asleep, and Trowa and Quatre were sharing the arm chair. Part 2 was just starting.
"*YAWN!* I'm goin' ta bed cuz I'm sleepy." Meg annouced as she got up and walked toward the stairs that led to her room, "Anyone wanna join me?"
Zechs picked Wufei up and also walked to the stairs, "Yeah I'll take Wufei up to bed since I'm going too."
"We're going with you guys." Trowa said, as he and Heero also stood.
"We're gonna watch the rest of the movie." Quatre told them as he curled up in the blanket he and Trowa had been under, "G'night."
"I'll see you two later Hee-chan!" Duo called, as he sprawled out on the couch.
Treize also layed down on the love seat, "Hai, I'll be up later. I want to see what happens next."
So the three boys stayed downstairs to watch the rest of the movie as their koi's went upstairs to get some sleep. Soon, the three remaining fell asleep in the livingroom. None of them expected what was coming...
*OUTSIDE*
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" The high pitched laugh that sounded like nails on a chalkboard could belong to no one other than...RELENA PEACECRAFT!! *cheesy lightning and thunder effects and a cat hissing* "Soon, Heero Yuy, soon you will be mine! And you won't have to be around those hentai's or that...that...inhuman street rat!"
"Relena-sama," Dorothy Catalonia was sitting next to her on the tree branch next to Heero, Megan and Duo's bedroom holding a black book entitled 'Black Magic For Dummies', "Are you sure you should be doing this? I mean, this is powerful magic. Something could go wrong!"
"Nothing will hurt me or Heero because *gets dreamy look on her face**author attempts to keep from getting sick* the fates have chosen us to be together...forever!" Relena answers in a sickening, sappy voice, "Now gimme that book! Let me find that love spell..." She holds the flashlight over the book and find what she was looking for, "Ah-HAH! Here it is! Love Spell: Make the person/people this spell is put on fall madly in love with you!!" The spell read:
Love Spell Onen i-Estel Edain, u-chebin estel anim Celduin Annuminas Forochel Arvedui Rhudaur Malvegil Palantir Orome Numenor Silmarilli Tincotema Owari {2}
Relena began to try and read it, "Onin i-Istell Eedan, you-chiben istell anem, Selduuen Ann-you-mean-ass Four-o-chell Arv-e-du-e, Ruder Mallveegill Palanter Oromi Nuumen-or, Sill-marille Ten-cot-ima Owari! {3}" A blinding flash lit up the house (and strangly enough, everyone within a 20 mile radius had a power surge) and disappeared as quick as it came. "Well Dorothy," said Relena, thoroughly proud of herself, "Our work here is done!" She jumped out of the tree and, being as they were twenty feet in the air, she did a bellyflop onto the ground. (a/n: HAHAHAHAHA!!)
Dorothy climbed down and dragged Relena away. (a/n: YAY!! Relena lokks like this: @.@) Unknown to both Relena and Dorothy, Relena had done the wrong spell...
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Ch. 2: The Wrong Spell
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"Huh? What? Where am I?" Dou sat up on the couch, "Oh. I must've fell asleep on the couch. *YAWN!* I'll go check on Meg-chan and Hee-chan." Duo walked up the stairs to his room, opened the door,...and screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Quatre and Treize ran up the stairs to Duo. "What's wrong!? Daijoubo desu ka?{4}" Quatre asked. Duo pointed to the bed. "Holy SHIT!!" Duo screamed. On the bed was Meg and Heero, but they were 3 year olds. Megan had 5 long, black fox tails and two little grey fox ears. Heero had a fuzzy bunny rabbit tail and two long, brown rabbit ears. They woke up. Meg's eyes had changed from bright green to a cat-like gold.
"M-Maybe we s-should check on the others." Treize studdered, wide eyed, "D- Duo, take them to the l-livingroom." Treize and Quatre ran off to their rooms and Duo was left with the little kids. He felt a tug on his leg and looked down. Heero was tugging on his pant's leg while sucking on his thumb. One of his long ears was drooping.
"Are you my tou-san?" Heero asked in a little voice. Duo knelt down to him, "Ah...iie. I'm your babysitter. Yeah that's it. Your babysitter. Now where did Meg-chan go..."
"I'm over here." Meg said in a gruff, boyish voice from the bed. She began playing with two of her tails. Duo picked up Heero and went over to Meg. "I can walk myself. I don't need anybody." She said as she hopped down and began walking to the livingroom.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {1} For those who haven't heard of it, 'IT' is a movie about an evil clown who kills children. It's a two part movie. In the first part, a kid's little brother is killed by the clown and his six friends and himself set out to kill the thing. They do but they make a promise that if it ever came back, they would all return and fight it. In the second part, it comes back. It kills two of them but they defeat it. Clowns scare me... {2} This is from the Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien. It is random weird words and names. The last word (Owari) is Japanese for end. {3} That's how I pronounced everything ^_____^ {4} Daijoubo desu ka? = Are you all right? Daijoubu = I'm fine
Meg: Good, ne? Did you like it? Do you hate my since of humor and say I should be locked up forever? Jake: GO FOR THE LAST ONE!!!! Rachel: *Pulls out giant hammer from hammerspace**Whacks Jake over the head* Jake: @.@ Kimberly: *In overly cheerful voice* Please review! Ideas are welcome! Even flames are welcome, but keep in mind, Meg might just post them and add a smartass remark!! Rocky: Continue if you want. Things are only gonna get crazier. But arigato for reading this long. Remember, more reviews=more chapters.