Ok so today we continue our lessons with Seto and Joey. At the moment we
only got to the point of Serenity calling them Dumb butt dorks I believe so
lets hope they improved over the week. Ohhh I gotta tall ya something.
Remember in an earlier chap. I said I hadn't had white bread for nine
months. Well now it's been like 11 and I had white bread. Takes a bow
aren't you all just so happy for me. For those of your who have white
bread a lot. Try going 11 months without it. Its sooo hard. But you lose
weight and it makes your figure look better. Well back to our lessens. Oh
and before I start I would like to inform everyone who bothers to read
these things that I have changed my pen name to AlannaStar. Why? Because
I wanted to. Ok now back to our lessons.
Joey: We are NOT being dumb butt dorks sis. And were did you hear that.
AS (AlannaStar. I don't want to have to keep writing it out.): Don't worry she heard it from me while I was e-mailing my sister. I call my sister that all the time. It doesn't mean anything.
Seto: Ok. So why am I taking these stupid lessons from the mutt again?
Serenity: Because Seto AS wants you to be nicer and I agree.
Joey: You just called me mutt. That's in violation of the first rule of being nicer. You get.......um.......AS help me out here.
AS: You get a fight with Serenity.
Seto: What!?!?!? death glares AS You better run AS cause if you do that, I'll come after you.
AS: Hehehelooks around nervously Hey Joey why don't you tell him rule number two now so he doesn't kill me.
Joey: Right. Ok rule numba two is.........um........uhhhhh........ a-a-a-always say please and thank you. Like so. Hey Serenity would you PLEASE pass me a mallet so I can hit Kaiba on da head with it.
Serenity: Looks around and doesn't find a mallet but does find a pillow. She tosses it towards Joey Will this work?
Joey. Catches pillow and anime falls Thank you Serenity. Turns to Seto There see its easy.
Seto: Ya for you. You see if grown up my whole life thinking I was better than people like the three of you-
AS: I resent that comment Seto.
Seto: Ya ya like I care. But any way I'll try just to please you oh almighty authoress.
AS: Bows I know. Can't I just make you do everything.
Seto: No. But would you PLEASE shut up so I can concentrate on my work. THANK YOU. Now that that's over with we can get back to Joey calling me to find out why I brought them to my house.
AS: Ya Ya fine what ever. So hope you enjoy and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review. THANK YOU. Get it?
The call.
Ring. Ring. Ring. Joey waited for what seemed like forever for Seto to pick up the phone.
"Hello? What do you want? Mokuba if this is you, you know not to call me right now."
"No. Its not him but he did give me da numba."
Sigh "Great. What do you want Mutt?"
He didn't get his answer right away, because on the other end some people were fighting over the phone.
"Please Joey let me talk to him. If you do you two will end up fighting again."
"No way sis. I ain't letting you talk to him." Serenity tickled Joey on his stomach and he dropped the phone.
"Hey no fair. Your not ticklish."
Mokuba was just sitting there watching the two fight back and forth knowing Serenity was going to win in the end. He knew that because he knew Serenity knew the secret to get older siblings to do what you want. Puppy dog eyes. And by the looks on Serenity's face, he knew she was going to unleash the terrible power known only to younger siblings.
"Umm hello are you still there mutt?" He heard a groan from the other end. Then he thought the muffled name of Serenity.
"Gosh not with the eyes Ren. Anything but the eyes." That only made her but on more power towards them. "Ah man. Here you go."
"Yeah. Thanks Joey."
"HELLO? IS ANYONE ON THE OTHER END OF THIS PHONE?" Seto started to get frustrated with him being forgotten momentarily.
"Yes Kaiba. I'm on the other end."
Seto was taken aback. Was that Serenity?
"Ummm? Joey had a question, but I didn't want to risk you two fighting so I took the phone from him. So I could ask you instead."
"OHH. UHHHHH. What's your question?"
"I don't know Joey hasn't told me it yet. Uno Momento (A/N: is that spelled right? Don't flame if its not.)"
"What? I don't take a foreign language what did you say?"
But Serenity had already left the line. And was talking with Joey. "What did you want to ask him?"
"Didn't we already have this conversation? I wanted to know why he brought us here in da first place."
"Ohhh right I knew that."
Serenity Turned her head away from Joey and started to talk with Seto again.
"he was wondering why you brought us here."
"Isn't that obvious. You two were both covered with blood and it was really early in the morning. I'm not that heartless ya know." He heard Serenity turn and tell Joey what he said to her. Gosh she has a lovely voice. I wonder how she could be related to the mutt. (A/N: Ok Seto that was strike three. You called Joey a name three times. I see a fight with Serenity in your future. Your near future.) He waited for about another minute until Serenity talked again. But it wasn't to him.
"OK JOEY I UNDERSTAND. GEE, I'M NOT AN IDIOT." She started talking to Seto again. "Sorry about that. Joey was being a dumb butt dork. Ummm.... That's all he wanted to know so I guess I'll see once you get back from work. Bye"
"Uhh.... Ya bye Serenity."
They hung up at the same time and Seto went back to work and Serenity went back to yelling at Joey for saying the same thing over and over. Should I ask him if it was true what he wrote in his diary. Then Serenity said no because that would make Mokuba in trouble. And he left again to go eat some more food.
Hope ya liked it. I'm going on this long vacation, so I wont be able to update for awhile and I wont get any of your nice reviews. They're so uplifting. Cause I've never gotten a horribly mean flame but never mind.. Just review and keep reading my story please.
Seto: Yes PLEASE read her story so she doesn't talk to us and keeps writing that. If you do I will THANK YOU a lot. So do I still have to fight with Serenity, I mean I said please and thank you.
Joey: Yes you do because it was a different rule you broke. So you still get punished. Right AS?
AS: Yes Joey he still fights with Serenity. I just don't know when yet.
Serenity: Any way review and read the next chapter once it's posted in like three weeks.
AS: unfortunately that's how long my trip is so yes. Read it now you foolish mortals. Sorry my marik side is showing.
Review. Please and thank you.
Joey: We are NOT being dumb butt dorks sis. And were did you hear that.
AS (AlannaStar. I don't want to have to keep writing it out.): Don't worry she heard it from me while I was e-mailing my sister. I call my sister that all the time. It doesn't mean anything.
Seto: Ok. So why am I taking these stupid lessons from the mutt again?
Serenity: Because Seto AS wants you to be nicer and I agree.
Joey: You just called me mutt. That's in violation of the first rule of being nicer. You get.......um.......AS help me out here.
AS: You get a fight with Serenity.
Seto: What!?!?!? death glares AS You better run AS cause if you do that, I'll come after you.
AS: Hehehelooks around nervously Hey Joey why don't you tell him rule number two now so he doesn't kill me.
Joey: Right. Ok rule numba two is.........um........uhhhhh........ a-a-a-always say please and thank you. Like so. Hey Serenity would you PLEASE pass me a mallet so I can hit Kaiba on da head with it.
Serenity: Looks around and doesn't find a mallet but does find a pillow. She tosses it towards Joey Will this work?
Joey. Catches pillow and anime falls Thank you Serenity. Turns to Seto There see its easy.
Seto: Ya for you. You see if grown up my whole life thinking I was better than people like the three of you-
AS: I resent that comment Seto.
Seto: Ya ya like I care. But any way I'll try just to please you oh almighty authoress.
AS: Bows I know. Can't I just make you do everything.
Seto: No. But would you PLEASE shut up so I can concentrate on my work. THANK YOU. Now that that's over with we can get back to Joey calling me to find out why I brought them to my house.
AS: Ya Ya fine what ever. So hope you enjoy and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review. THANK YOU. Get it?
The call.
Ring. Ring. Ring. Joey waited for what seemed like forever for Seto to pick up the phone.
"Hello? What do you want? Mokuba if this is you, you know not to call me right now."
"No. Its not him but he did give me da numba."
Sigh "Great. What do you want Mutt?"
He didn't get his answer right away, because on the other end some people were fighting over the phone.
"Please Joey let me talk to him. If you do you two will end up fighting again."
"No way sis. I ain't letting you talk to him." Serenity tickled Joey on his stomach and he dropped the phone.
"Hey no fair. Your not ticklish."
Mokuba was just sitting there watching the two fight back and forth knowing Serenity was going to win in the end. He knew that because he knew Serenity knew the secret to get older siblings to do what you want. Puppy dog eyes. And by the looks on Serenity's face, he knew she was going to unleash the terrible power known only to younger siblings.
"Umm hello are you still there mutt?" He heard a groan from the other end. Then he thought the muffled name of Serenity.
"Gosh not with the eyes Ren. Anything but the eyes." That only made her but on more power towards them. "Ah man. Here you go."
"Yeah. Thanks Joey."
"HELLO? IS ANYONE ON THE OTHER END OF THIS PHONE?" Seto started to get frustrated with him being forgotten momentarily.
"Yes Kaiba. I'm on the other end."
Seto was taken aback. Was that Serenity?
"Ummm? Joey had a question, but I didn't want to risk you two fighting so I took the phone from him. So I could ask you instead."
"OHH. UHHHHH. What's your question?"
"I don't know Joey hasn't told me it yet. Uno Momento (A/N: is that spelled right? Don't flame if its not.)"
"What? I don't take a foreign language what did you say?"
But Serenity had already left the line. And was talking with Joey. "What did you want to ask him?"
"Didn't we already have this conversation? I wanted to know why he brought us here in da first place."
"Ohhh right I knew that."
Serenity Turned her head away from Joey and started to talk with Seto again.
"he was wondering why you brought us here."
"Isn't that obvious. You two were both covered with blood and it was really early in the morning. I'm not that heartless ya know." He heard Serenity turn and tell Joey what he said to her. Gosh she has a lovely voice. I wonder how she could be related to the mutt. (A/N: Ok Seto that was strike three. You called Joey a name three times. I see a fight with Serenity in your future. Your near future.) He waited for about another minute until Serenity talked again. But it wasn't to him.
"OK JOEY I UNDERSTAND. GEE, I'M NOT AN IDIOT." She started talking to Seto again. "Sorry about that. Joey was being a dumb butt dork. Ummm.... That's all he wanted to know so I guess I'll see once you get back from work. Bye"
"Uhh.... Ya bye Serenity."
They hung up at the same time and Seto went back to work and Serenity went back to yelling at Joey for saying the same thing over and over. Should I ask him if it was true what he wrote in his diary. Then Serenity said no because that would make Mokuba in trouble. And he left again to go eat some more food.
Hope ya liked it. I'm going on this long vacation, so I wont be able to update for awhile and I wont get any of your nice reviews. They're so uplifting. Cause I've never gotten a horribly mean flame but never mind.. Just review and keep reading my story please.
Seto: Yes PLEASE read her story so she doesn't talk to us and keeps writing that. If you do I will THANK YOU a lot. So do I still have to fight with Serenity, I mean I said please and thank you.
Joey: Yes you do because it was a different rule you broke. So you still get punished. Right AS?
AS: Yes Joey he still fights with Serenity. I just don't know when yet.
Serenity: Any way review and read the next chapter once it's posted in like three weeks.
AS: unfortunately that's how long my trip is so yes. Read it now you foolish mortals. Sorry my marik side is showing.
Review. Please and thank you.