Meg: GOMEN NASAI, MINNA-SAN! (:bows:) I'm SOOOOO sorry it took so long to update but my computer had a bunch of viruses so EVERYTHING got deleted, I had the flu for the first time in my life (sadly, pneumonia is easier to deal with), and NOBODY IS GIVING ME ANY IDEAS! (:glares at reviewers:)
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Reviewers: (:charge at her:)
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Rocky and Jake: (:pass popcorn back and forth while sitting in lawn chairs:)
Kimberly: You think we should help her? (:watching as Meg runs screaming from the angry mob of reviewers:)
Rachel: …Nah. (:steals popcorn from Jake:)
Jake: (:pouts:)
"Speech"
'Thoughts'
(Authoress Commentary)
Chapter 5: Daycare
Zechs suddenly tried to charge them, intent on acting out the scene in the movie they all watched. Readying their weapons, the chibis prepared for the attack when-
-"HOLD IT!" Duo yelled, stepping in between Zechs and the other four bright green little kids. Zechs skidded to a halt and toppled onto Duo's feet with the effort. He looked up and grinned innocently; Duo just glared back. "Quat, phone book. Now," Quatre snapped out of his Trowa-induced shock (though not the usual Trowa-induced shock he went in…but that's another, not PG-rated, story) and ran down to find it. "As for you five," he looked down at the chibis as they failed horribly at appearing innocent, "bath time."
Instantly, five hyperactive, chibi-tized demon children split into five different directions at top speed. Treize blinked, in shock that they were that fast. "What are you standing there for? Go catch them!" Duo pointed to Zechs, Wufei, and Trowa, who were running down the hall behind Treize, quickly gaining distance. Treize nodded as he, though still in semi-shock, ran after the hyperactive toddlers. Duo took off the other way, chasing after the bright green streaks that were Hee-chan and Meg-chan.
-One minute later-
Quatre ran down the stairs holding a bright yellow phone book. When he reached the bottom, he noticed no one was there. "Guys? Guys!"
-Meanwhile, with Duo-
"GOTCHA!" Duo snatched Hee-chan just before he rounded the corner. With Hee-chan under one arm, he looked around for Meg-chan. "Damn it Quat, why do you hafta be rich?" he glared as he looked down three separate halls that branched off from this one. "This might take a while," he sighed as he readjusted a giggling and squirming Hee-chan under his arm and began his search down the first hall.
-Meanwhile, with Treize-
"HAHA!" Treize gasped, pinning a writhing Wufei underneath him (NOT LIKE THAT YOU PEDOPHILIC PERVS!), "One down :GASP: two to go." He stood up just in time to see a door down the hall close. Holding the green painted cat demon under an arm, he grinned and walked down the hall towards the door. "Hmmm…where oh where can the other two be…" He tore open the door and caught Trowa just before he ran away again. Holding a kid under each arm, his semi-good mood at finding Trowa lessoned as he saw no clue as to where the oldest of the little demon children was hiding.
-With Quatre-
'Grr…go on a ditch me, why don'tcha! Don't I feel SO VERY LOVED!' Quatre thought to himself as he picked a hall and began going down it in search of one of the other two "adults".
-One and a half hours later-
Panting with exertion (ya know, for this being a PG story, there are SOOOO many things that can be taken wrong…), the three adults and five laughing chibis all congregated in the upstairs bathroom. "Yesssss…we FINALLY caught them all…" Treize sat on the toilet seat, catching his breath and watching Meg-chan try to eat the doorknob to get out.
"Here's the phone book Duo," Quatre handed him the yellow book, "what did you want it for?" Silently, Duo picked up the book, flipped a few pages, and showed it to Quatre again. "Oh. Good idea."
"Hey Treize, you can handle this right? Thanks, buddy. See ya!" 'I hope…' Duo and Quatre left the room before Treize had any chance to respond, much less protest. "…Damn you both…" he croaked out before he looked around the room and the chibis trying in vain to escape. He quickly grabbed Wufei before he got all the way out the bathroom window (1), before he started on his arduous task.
-Downstairs-
"Are you sure we should have left him with them?" Quatre indicated to the bathroom.
"Oh, he'll be fine. Don't worry," Duo said, trying to ignore what sounded like a grown man screaming like a little girl. 'That doesn't sound to healthy…' Picking up the phone, he dialed the number that he had showed Quatre earlier.
"Hello, Kid Connection Daycare (2)"
"Hi. I'd like to send a few kids to this daycare, preferably soon."
"Okay, how many, what are their genders, and how soon?"
"Five in all, one girl, four boys, and preferably in about an hour. Oh, and by the way, they love dressing up in these Halloween costumes, so they'll probably kinda resemble animals…" 'HAHA! Quick thinking to explain the whole demon thing! Go Duo!'
"Well then, that's quite soon, but I think we can handle them (:laughs:). Just bring them over when you can and we'll get all the paperwork done when you get here. Buh-bye!" The way-to-sweet-to-actually-be-meaning-it lady hung up, leaving Duo and Quatre to do the happy dance, with music to drown out the screams emanating from the bathroom.
-One hour later-
"I DUN WANNA GO! I WANNA STAY WITCHU GUYS!" Meg-chan screamed at the top of her lungs as she kicked at them with her bare feet; she had flat out refused to wear any shoes, saying 'her momma dudn't make her wear shoes when it's this hot, so she ain't gonna.' (3) The other chibis were putting up similar fights, causing many parents to stare and shake their heads.
"MICHELLE! (4)" Duo screamed. Meg-chan quieted down immediately. "Thank you," Duo said stiffly, grabbing Meg-chan and Hee-chan's hands and leading them inside. Quatre followed, carrying Trowa, and Treize pulled up the rear (:laughs hysterically as she finally gets that in the perverted way:) with Wufei and Zechs.
Inside, they were greeted by a slightly pudgy black lady named Mrs. Pitts (5). "Hello," she said, "we're gonna have a good time, aren't we?" she said looking down at the five little chibis. Five chibis grinned, but only one meant it in a nice way…
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(1) What is the purpose of a window in the bathroom? I mean, who wants to have creepy neighbors ogling you? Good thing about the south where I live though; my nearest neighbors would have to use binoculars to see into my mom's bathroom from their house.
(2) So I'm not a very creative person, okay? This was the preschool that I went to when I was four to five (they wouldn't let me go to school because of my birthday, even though I'm smarter than a lot of kids my age, so that's why I was older than all the other kids in preschool). Just take off the 'Daycare' part.
(3) My mom's awesome. When it gets to summer, she usually doesn't make me wear shoes. I think her logic is that if ya burn off the skin on the bottoms of your feet, that's your own fault. I think I did that last summer; it's quite painful, trust me. And when I was little or even now when I say some things, I do talk with a VERY southern accent…which BlackMoon13 and Animevampire make fun of me for…:sniffles:
(4) My evil middle name. Whenever I'm called that, I'm in trouble. The only thing worse is when Mom uses my WHOLE name, which doesn't happen often considering (and my friends oftentimes don't believe me about this) I'm actually the quiet one at my house. Scary thought, huh? My two sisters are a lot weirder than I am.
(5) WOO! I loved her! Most kids hated her, because she could be strict, but I'm 14 now and she STILL asks about me! She was the most awesome teacher there! Her and Mrs. Dawn!
Meg: (:laughing hysterically at a fortune cookie:)
Jake: (:reads over her shoulder:) (:starts laughing:)
Rocky: (:walks over:) What the hell's with you two?
Meg: (:holds up fortune:) (:rolls on the floor:)
Rocky: I don't get it. It's just a fortune.
Meg: (:gets control of herself:) There's this little known rule that all fortunes from fortune cookies can be made SO MUCH better by adding 'in bed' to the end. See? Listen: (:reads fortune:) (This is an actual fortune I'm reading right now) 'We learn most when we are teaching'…in bed (:starts laughing again:)
Rocky: (:starts laughing too:)
Rachel and Kimberly: (:stare at them:) …men...and Megan… (:shake heads:)
Meg: (:pulls herself together:) Thanks Rikothedeathangel (:sarcastic: Could ya have made that ANY HARDER TO SPELL? …on second thought, don't answer that. :sweatdrop:) for being the only reviewer to chapter 3 and BlackMoon13…DAMN YOU! YOU ARE AN EVIL BEST FRIEND! (:gives her the Heero-Yuy-Glare-Of-Death(TM):) OMAE O KOROSU! And to Gothic-Assassin, who reviewed to my side-story 'The SlipNSlide,' (this is her review: hi love ur story rite moore and tell that mother fucker that duos mine and tell her to fuck off!duos mine i say mine!) that 'mother fucker' you're talking about…IS ME! Megan is ME! But thanks for reviewing! (but you really ought to get tutoring in spelling...)
Jake: (:sweatdrop:)