Sup again my darlin' fans! Well, I've not been getting many reviews so I'm hoping I haven't offended anyone, but I'm hoping this story will do great because its is a collaboration (ooooh, big word) of great minds. vanityangel, cracker184, and myself created this story. If you've heard of at least one of these authors and liked them, please review this! You're beginning to make me sad . . . .

DISCLAIMER: None of us that wrote this story own .hack or any of its characters, so please don't sue us.

LOGIN 1

"Dammit, Kite, heal me NOW!" BlackRose yelled as she was knocked down by one of the monsters she was fighting.

"I'm a little busy myself," Kite muttered as he defended himself, "try asking Balmung."

"Give me a second," said Balmung as he felled his fifth monster, "Phal Repth!"

"Thanks," said BlackRose as she defeated her monster.

As soon as Kite defeated his monster, they proceeded lower into the dungeon. The three friends are the strongest players in "The World." They have faced many enemies, but they were not prepared for the virus that was about to cripple every server except Mac Anu.

Yes I know it is a very, VERY, VERY, short chapter, but this is just a preview of what's to come. It gets funnier and more exciting as we begin to post new chapters.