A/N: Woah. I haven't updated in the LONGEST TIME. I've had a lot of stuff going on, and never really found the time.

Well, here I am now. D

Thank you to my reviewers. You guys are the best 333

Another note…starting in this chapter, I will have an added addition to my story, called "Julia's chapter." Julia was my old classmate, and she decided to put a funny, freaky twist on the story. Julia's writing will be marked with a blahblahblah Julia blahblahblah

Okay?

Here we go…

Woah, thought Lucy. That must be pretty tough on her.

"Well," said Reverend Camden, "Do you have an income? A husband? Any type of way to support a child?"

"Uhm.." Mallory began, "I was married, but my husband ran out on me. He was having an affair. I have a job, but it's full-time, and I can't balance that with other stuff at home. I just need someone to help out around my house until I can go on maternity leave."

"How many months until you're due?" asked Reverend Camden.

Mallory looked to the ground and said shyly, "2 months."

At that moment, Lucy snapped out of her eavesdropping mode and remembered she had papers to give to her father. So, she got up from the ground and knocked on the door.

"Lucy, what a surprise!" said her father, motioning for her to come in. "I'm just meeting with a client. Mallory, Lucy; Lucy Mallory."

"I like piggies," said Lucy.

Mallory got out of her chair and shook Lucy's hand. "Pleasure."

"Likewise," said Lucy, and smiled. "Dad, you left these at home before, and Mom asked me to drop them off," she said as she handed her father the papers.

"Thanks, Luce. I was just about to call home about these…" A thought popped into Reverend Camden's head. "Say, Lucy. Mallory needs some help at home. She has a full time job and she's pregnant. A lot to take care of at once."

Mallory blushed.

"Well, I have a lot of stuff with college going on…" said Lucy.

"Oh. It was just a thought. So-" began Reverend Camden.

"But," interrupted Lucy, "I think I can help you out, Mallory."

"Really? Oh, thank you so much!" said Mallory, hugging Lucy, "How much would you like me to give you for each day?"

"If you're talking money," said Lucy, "there's no need for that. I'm just happy to help."

"Oh, I can't thank you enough!"

Lucy smiled. She liked Mallory. After a few minutes of discussing Lucy would do, she left and headed home.

On her way home, she stopped into the drugstore and bought a box of pregnancy tests.

While she purchased the pregnancy tests, she realized people were looking at her strangely. So, she decided to go in the bathroom and look in the mirror. "Uh-oh!" she yelled. She had grown a third breast and instead of having a mouth she had shark teeth and fangs. "I'm deformed!" she screamed.

She bought them quickly and hurried home so she could take it. She hid the box behind her mountain of shoes she hardly ever used. She didn't want to Kevin to find them until she was sure she could be pregnant. While she waited for the results, she looked at herself in the mirror. She pretended that she did have a child. A new, happy life. It doesn't seem possible, Lucy thought. It's so soon.

She decided to take a nap soon, and when she woke up and looked in the mirror. "I'm all better!" She soon realized that the cramping had been making her delirious. She had imagined everything! "HOORAY!" She screamed, as Kevin came in. "What: he asked. "Kevin, I had a very exciting day, but the most cool piece of news it, WE'RE HAVING A BABY!" "Yippie! Wahoo!" he yelled. They kissed and yelled and jumped for joy.

So…yeah…

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