Well I know its been probably a week since I've posted this story, so sorry for the delay, here is the beginning of the Ham Hams attack.
LOGIN 2
"No waaaay! You got one? I want it, I want it, I want it! ()" yelled Mistral as Kite told her about the Golden Grunty his party had found in the dungeon, "I'll trade you my Book of Accuracy for it!"
"You can have it," Kite said as Mistral stopped digging for the book, "I don't need it."
"You're not joking, right! Please tell me you're not joking," Mistral pleaded to Kite.
"I'm not," said Kite as he handed the item to Mistral. As Mistral received her gift, she threw her arms around him and spazzed out, "Oh, thank you, Kite! You're like a son to me these days! (A/N- I'm sure all of you know Mistral is a housewife with a kid.-Kamon) Speaking of children, have you seen Mirei running around here?"
"No . . ." said a confused Kite.
"Oh, that's right, you don't know Mirei's Member Address do you? I guess it's only that character that looks exactly like you. I think his name was Shobu? Sango? Shugo! That was it, his name was Shugo," said Mistral after a long, coffee-fueled, speech.
"Do you have his Member Address?" Kite said as he began to think of a plan to eliminate Shugo.
"No, but if we find Mirei, she would have it," said Mistral as they left the pub they had met in.
As they began to roam around Dun Loireag, the screen began to flicker and all of the Grunties began to disappear. (A/N Oh no! Not the Grunties-cracker184) Suddenly in place of all the Grunties were hamsters that wore different articles of clothing and knew multiple languages. Kite at this moment panicked and called all of the dot hackers together for a meeting.
So how do you people like this? It's still going to get funnier, so keep on reading and reviewing!