Yes, yes, I know, two updates in one day is unusual for the three of us. But we feel confident that our readers will be please, anyway, this is the chapter where the hamsters attack! Enjoy!

LOGIN 3

"Where the hell did all of these damn hamsters come from!" yelled BlackRose as she was attacked by the hamsters.

"I don't know," said Kite, "but it was probably that loser, Shugo. I think we should delete him."

"I think it was that hacker bitch, Helba!" shouted Balmung.

"I know! Let's call every dot hack character we know and ask them," said Mistral as she called Mirei.

(A/N I'm typing from this point, fool. vanityangel)

Meanwhile, the so-called "2nd generation of dot hackers" were in Mirei's secret room.

"What the heck just happened?" Shugo yelled as hamsters swarmed into the room.

Rena was hiding behind Shugo, using her annoying voice, screaming, "Shugo, help! Help!" While Mirei was spazzing out, trying to get as many of the hamsters as possible, yelling, "Rare items, rare items, and more rare items!"

Hotaru was in the corner of the room, holding on to her former Grunty, now a hamster, making sure she doesn't lose it. Ouka, on the other hand, was kicking every hamster out the window and complaining about how freakin' weak they are.

After a while, the hamsters were finally out of the room as Ouka panted after such a pathetic fight. Everyone was in confusion, and prepared to sit down and rest when a hamster's squeak was heard. All paused and turned toward Mirei. She appeared to be hiding something.

"Mirei . . . what is that behind your back?" Ouka asked, with a smile full of evil and anger. She snatched the object from Mirei, and found it to be those horrifying hamsters in a cage.

"No! Please! Don't take my rare items from me!" Ouka ignored Mirei's plea, her eyes shinning, pure of evil, and threw it out of the window.

"Noooo!" Mirei screamed and fell to the floor, crying . . . This silence continued on for a while, until Mirei suddenly stopped crying, put her head up, and said to the team, "Mommy's calling for us, we'd better go."

Sorry for all of the hamster and Rena bashing. I can't control vanityangel's mind, but the hamster bashing was a combination of our minds. LOGIN 4 soon to be posted.