An Unlikely Pair- dun dun DUN
Chapter 2
Draco, finally comeing to his sences sneers at Luna. 'WTF? This
is Looney Luna Lovegood, I must have had to much butterbeer!' "What are
you so giddy about, Looney Loveless?" He didn't like Looney. NO WAY.
He had plenty of girls who were so much better than this one. 'I can
do so much better.'
"Just wondering the same thing, Malfoy." Was she INSANE?!
Malfoy?! Hell no. Not gunna happen. No chance. No way. She walked into
the Great Hall and seated herself at the Ravenclaw table. 'Humpf.
Malfoys such a pig-headed idiot. He drags me on the boat then throws me
off without a good-bye.' (Okay, okay. So that was a wild metaphor, but
let's move on, her apperence might have changed but she still is a
bit...well...loonely) She sees Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny. "Hey
guys! Have a good summer?" she asks briskly, trying to forget about
the 'Malfoy innsodent.'
"Yea, it was great. We went back to France and it was quite
enjoyable. And I got some great books." said Hermione. She listed off
a few and then sat at the Gryffindor table. It was right by the
Ravenclaw one. She turned around facing Luna so she could stay in the
conversation.
"Mine was dead boring. Nothing much to do at the old Burrow."
Ginny nodded in agreement. "Although I did get some Keeper practice."
Ron and Ginny sat on either side of Hermione and faced Luna also.
"Want to talk about worst summers? The Dursley's were upset
when I came back, thought I'd be gone for good." Harry sighs loudly.
"What about you, Luna? Catch any Crumple-Horned Snorkacks last summer?"
"Well, no. But we did see one!" She explains about seeing
one and how her fathers planning to find a way to put it in the
Quibbler. "But other than that..."
"You look different though." Harry says approvingly. Luna
blushes slightly. Luna did look different, she was more curvey and well
just more womanly.(Muwhahaha...yes I know this is strange, thanks.)
"Thanks Harry. You look nice yourself. You didn't think I'd
look like a fourteen-year-old forever did you?" Her hair had been cut
so now it was shoulder-length, she had used a bit of make-up, and
her hair was now brown. (sorry but I think she'd make a better
brunette...no offence)
"I wonder who we're gunna have for beaters now that Fred and
George are gone." said Ron. Quidditch was just about Ron's favorite
subject.
"I thought maybe I'd try out." Piped up a small voice. Ginny
wanted to be on the team, preferably a Chaser but as those positions
were taken, why not follow in Fred and George's footsteps.
"That'd be great Ginny! I would try out but I don't really
get along with Cho Chang or Roger Davies. They think I'm strange." At
this point the conversation ended and they turned around to get dinner.
Malfoy walked into the Great Hall sat down at the Slytherin
table. Pansy walked up to him and sat in frount of him.
"What's this I hear about you kissing Looney Lovegood?" Pansy
demanded. "It's all over school!"
"Oh, you know. She came onto me. Besides it's none of your
business what I do in my spare time." hisses Malfoy.
"SHE DID WHAT?!" Pansy screamed. Half the entire Great Hall,
including the staff table, looked at Draco and Pansy. While shaking
with furey, Pansy looked daggers at Luna, then back to Draco with a
soffened expression. "Did she hurt you Drakkie? I'll kill that bitch
if it's the last thing I do!" and with that she stormed out of the
Great Hall and toward the dungeons.
"What was that about?" Harry turned around and looked at Luna,
who shrugged. Still trying to forget it, but finding doing so was
rather hard. Luna would rather talk to Draco about this than Harry,
anyway.
...Later that Night...
Luna sat in the Ravenclaw common room. Then Cho Chang walked
over and looked her up and down.
"Well, well, well. Little Miss Fling all nice and cozy?" There
was that rudeness in Cho's voice that made Luna put down the Quibbler.
(wow this must be big, she's setting the Quibbler down...dun dun DUN...
sorry)
"What the hell are you talking about, Chang?" She looked
daggers at Cho. (It's fun to write that...you may now go back to your
reguarly scuduled program) 'What could she be talking about?! Little
Miss Fling?' Luna thought the anger boiling inside her.
"You know what I mean. First Draco, then Harry. Who next? Ron?"
She and a few others laughed very hard at this. Luna still looked at
her questioningly. "Oh, playing dumb I see. Let's just say that I know
what happened last summer, so does the rest of the school so come
clean and maybe you'll still have one friend."
"Last summer I was hunting Crumple-Horned Snorkacks. Unless
that's a crime, you might want to check that, Chang." Whatever
Cho had expected Luna to reply this was most defindaly not it. Cho
looked as Luna had to smacked her up-side the head.
"Oh pa-lease! You know exactly what I mean." She leans in close
and whispers in her ear, "Just because I'm through with Harry doesn't
mean you can go and fuck him." She glares at the flabbergasted(love
that word) look on Luna's face. "Yea you heard me bitch." Cho storms
off leaving Luna to ponder what the hell she ment. And then it hit her,
(ready for another wacked-out language arts word?) like when your
standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got
closer. (this word: similie.) Why had it took her so long...
A note from me: All really nice people who are reading this and got
this far! Thanks so much! You rock and dont forget to give me a
review. Thanks so much! Muwhahahaha! Peace.
Chapter 2
Draco, finally comeing to his sences sneers at Luna. 'WTF? This
is Looney Luna Lovegood, I must have had to much butterbeer!' "What are
you so giddy about, Looney Loveless?" He didn't like Looney. NO WAY.
He had plenty of girls who were so much better than this one. 'I can
do so much better.'
"Just wondering the same thing, Malfoy." Was she INSANE?!
Malfoy?! Hell no. Not gunna happen. No chance. No way. She walked into
the Great Hall and seated herself at the Ravenclaw table. 'Humpf.
Malfoys such a pig-headed idiot. He drags me on the boat then throws me
off without a good-bye.' (Okay, okay. So that was a wild metaphor, but
let's move on, her apperence might have changed but she still is a
bit...well...loonely) She sees Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny. "Hey
guys! Have a good summer?" she asks briskly, trying to forget about
the 'Malfoy innsodent.'
"Yea, it was great. We went back to France and it was quite
enjoyable. And I got some great books." said Hermione. She listed off
a few and then sat at the Gryffindor table. It was right by the
Ravenclaw one. She turned around facing Luna so she could stay in the
conversation.
"Mine was dead boring. Nothing much to do at the old Burrow."
Ginny nodded in agreement. "Although I did get some Keeper practice."
Ron and Ginny sat on either side of Hermione and faced Luna also.
"Want to talk about worst summers? The Dursley's were upset
when I came back, thought I'd be gone for good." Harry sighs loudly.
"What about you, Luna? Catch any Crumple-Horned Snorkacks last summer?"
"Well, no. But we did see one!" She explains about seeing
one and how her fathers planning to find a way to put it in the
Quibbler. "But other than that..."
"You look different though." Harry says approvingly. Luna
blushes slightly. Luna did look different, she was more curvey and well
just more womanly.(Muwhahaha...yes I know this is strange, thanks.)
"Thanks Harry. You look nice yourself. You didn't think I'd
look like a fourteen-year-old forever did you?" Her hair had been cut
so now it was shoulder-length, she had used a bit of make-up, and
her hair was now brown. (sorry but I think she'd make a better
brunette...no offence)
"I wonder who we're gunna have for beaters now that Fred and
George are gone." said Ron. Quidditch was just about Ron's favorite
subject.
"I thought maybe I'd try out." Piped up a small voice. Ginny
wanted to be on the team, preferably a Chaser but as those positions
were taken, why not follow in Fred and George's footsteps.
"That'd be great Ginny! I would try out but I don't really
get along with Cho Chang or Roger Davies. They think I'm strange." At
this point the conversation ended and they turned around to get dinner.
Malfoy walked into the Great Hall sat down at the Slytherin
table. Pansy walked up to him and sat in frount of him.
"What's this I hear about you kissing Looney Lovegood?" Pansy
demanded. "It's all over school!"
"Oh, you know. She came onto me. Besides it's none of your
business what I do in my spare time." hisses Malfoy.
"SHE DID WHAT?!" Pansy screamed. Half the entire Great Hall,
including the staff table, looked at Draco and Pansy. While shaking
with furey, Pansy looked daggers at Luna, then back to Draco with a
soffened expression. "Did she hurt you Drakkie? I'll kill that bitch
if it's the last thing I do!" and with that she stormed out of the
Great Hall and toward the dungeons.
"What was that about?" Harry turned around and looked at Luna,
who shrugged. Still trying to forget it, but finding doing so was
rather hard. Luna would rather talk to Draco about this than Harry,
anyway.
...Later that Night...
Luna sat in the Ravenclaw common room. Then Cho Chang walked
over and looked her up and down.
"Well, well, well. Little Miss Fling all nice and cozy?" There
was that rudeness in Cho's voice that made Luna put down the Quibbler.
(wow this must be big, she's setting the Quibbler down...dun dun DUN...
sorry)
"What the hell are you talking about, Chang?" She looked
daggers at Cho. (It's fun to write that...you may now go back to your
reguarly scuduled program) 'What could she be talking about?! Little
Miss Fling?' Luna thought the anger boiling inside her.
"You know what I mean. First Draco, then Harry. Who next? Ron?"
She and a few others laughed very hard at this. Luna still looked at
her questioningly. "Oh, playing dumb I see. Let's just say that I know
what happened last summer, so does the rest of the school so come
clean and maybe you'll still have one friend."
"Last summer I was hunting Crumple-Horned Snorkacks. Unless
that's a crime, you might want to check that, Chang." Whatever
Cho had expected Luna to reply this was most defindaly not it. Cho
looked as Luna had to smacked her up-side the head.
"Oh pa-lease! You know exactly what I mean." She leans in close
and whispers in her ear, "Just because I'm through with Harry doesn't
mean you can go and fuck him." She glares at the flabbergasted(love
that word) look on Luna's face. "Yea you heard me bitch." Cho storms
off leaving Luna to ponder what the hell she ment. And then it hit her,
(ready for another wacked-out language arts word?) like when your
standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got
closer. (this word: similie.) Why had it took her so long...
A note from me: All really nice people who are reading this and got
this far! Thanks so much! You rock and dont forget to give me a
review. Thanks so much! Muwhahahaha! Peace.