From: Marius Pontmercy MluvsC4ever@parismail.com

To: Cosette whosmydaddy@secrethouse.net

Subject: Survey!1!!!!!!!11!!

Name: Cosette

Age: 17

Marital Status: Marius Pontmercy + Cosette = Love forever!

Occupation: Housewife, Whine

**favorites**

Favorite Food: Celery.

Favorite Color: Black. Like my dress. My ONLY Dress.

Favorite Book: The Bible, because I'm a good Christian girly... Until my papa

turns his back, then I rip out pages and turn them into spit wads. What? It gets so boring all alone in that house...

Favorite Movie: Pocahontas! For some odd reason... [Watch the video.]

Favorite Time of Day: In the afternoons, because they remind me of when I

used to go on walks with papa and I get to see that crazy lovesick fool,

Marius when he was stalking me.

***friends***

Who's your best friend? Marius - he's the only one that didn't die, right? I mean...it's weird to be friends with dead guys. Though...Marius still is....

What would your friends most likely say to you? "Oh Cosette, I love you, I

couldn't live without you, may I lick the ground you walk on?" the like.

What would your friends most likely say about you? "She's the greatest

thing that ever happened to me" I suppose.

****This or That****

Red or Black: Black, like I said. Because it's the color of my only dress.

Here or There: Anywhere outside that musty old house.

Morning or Night: Night, because it reminds me of those days when Marius

used to sneak into the garden, almost set off the alarm, alert the guard

dogs, cause papa to slink around and paranoidly think it's Javert...

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi, dur. What kind of a lady drinks coke? Pepsi really

brings on the belches.

Fruit or Vegetables: Fruit. Like peaches remind me of Marius. Not saying

he's fat. He's just...soft. And fuzzy.

Hot or Cold: Hot. Because...ner...nevermind.