"The Ultimate Fanfic (or not!)"

By: AnimaeAriesGirl and her big sis Tin!

Notes: Hiya guyz, AnimaeAriesGirl here! This is my very first fanfic, written with my big sis Tin. It's hella long, but I promise it's SOOOO worth it, so please read on. Just wanna say that all characters in this fanfic are not mine, they are trademarks of SquareSoft/Square Enix...well except for Sage and the evil villain whose name will be mentioned later... Enjoy minna-san!

CHAPTER 2 – Lobster, Anyone?

" To the 1st anniversary of the death of Kefka and to the engagement of Locke Cole and Celes Chere." Announced King Edgar. " Salute!" cheered everyone.

" Speaking of Italian," Celes pondered aloud, " Ummmmm….. where's Setzer?"

Everyone shrugged in confusion. " I know Strago couldn't make it 'cause he had another one of those strokes," Terra explained.

"Oh that must mean Relm had to stay behind and help take care of old Gramps." Celes concluded. Everyone nodded in agreement.

"I heard Gau couldn't make it 'cause he was out training, so he's probably on the Velt." Sabin said.

"I think Mog and Umaro went back to the Narshe Mines so they're unreachable right now." Locke theorized. Everyone again nodded in agreement.

"What about that mimic Gogo?" questioned Shadow in a monotone voice.

"I hath heard Sir Gogo hath returnth to thy own dimension, Final Fantasy V." Cyan added to the conversation. (AN: Rumor has it that GoGo was originally a character from Final Fantasy V who warped inside the Worm-Monster-Thing to the land of Final Fantasy VI )

"That traitor!" Sabin screamed.

"The main course: The Great Jidoorian Lobster is now ready to serve!" the cook announces interrupting the conversation.

"Yummy, my favorite!" Sabin roared hungrily.

Just as everyone began to eat Locke reminisced, " Wasn't the last time we ate a Jidoorian lobster right after we defeated Kefka?"

Terra exclaimed, " Oh yeah, you're right. We were so famished we ate all the lobsters..………… well except one."

Celes nodded in agreement, " Yeah, but didn't the last one disappear or something?"

Edgar replied " I think one of the servants ate it."

Sabin suddenly stopped at mid bite and a sweat drop formed on the back of his head. " Ummmmm….. guys I gotta go!" Sabin said nervously.

"Awwwww….. does baby bro have a little tummy ache?" Edgar said sarcastically.

"No… I … I ... I just gotta go!" Sabin said as he sprinted out of the room.

"What's wrong with Sabin?" Terra asked in confusion.

"I don't know," Celes answered. "

Perhaps the lobster had not agreed with Sir Sabin's gastric juices." Cyan explained. Everyone looked confused.

"Sabin has a stomach ache," Shadow translated. Everyone nodded in understanding this time.

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NOW BACK TO SABIN...

Sabin ran as fast as the wind all the way down to the basement of the castle. This is where all the junk is stored. Sabin finally stopped and sat on one of the storage boxes. All the way in the back of the room was an old and rusty refrigerator. As Sabin rested and stared at the fridge, he recalled a memory from a while ago.

" I remember it all now," Sabin thought to himself. It was a year ago right after we defeated Kefka, we had those delicious Jidoorian lobsters. We had eaten all of them except one. I took it and hid it in this storage refrigerator so no one else could eat it. I totally forgot about it- until now."

Sabin curiously pondered, " I wonder what it looks like now." Sabin slowly opened the refrigerator door. " !#())(#! " cursed Sabin with fright and surprise.

Everyone ran downstairs to the storage room only to see Sabin on the floor cursing and screaming at a very unsanitary mold.

"Oh my Gawd, what is that?" Celes screamed.

"Ewwwww….. it's all over the place and really slimy!" Terra complained.

"It hath appear to be a green swirling vortex of evil radiating out of the molding refrigerator." Cyan said poking at the mold with his sword.

"You've got some explaining to do." Edgar said staring at Sabin.

"Do you think Ajax will get rid of it?" Locke asked.

All of a sudden, the green light formed into a hand and grabbed everyone.

"Geez, I guess not!" Locke gasped.

As the FF VI crew was dragged down the slimy fridge Sabin screamed, " !(()! Damn lobsterrrrr!"

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"And that's is how the FFVI crew was pulled in," Barret said as he finished his cookies. " Ewwwww…… that's NASTY! I'm never gonna eat lobster AGAINNNNN! Sage said almost puking.

Meanwhile, in another Squaresoft Universe…………

Author's Note: So guyz, watcha think, watcha think? Hope it's all good (though I highly doubt)! Believe it or not this lobster scene was inspired by one of the Cowboy Bebop episodes. Anywayz, what awaits all these characters and what do they have to do with each other? Maybe the next chapter may tell of the end or maybe another group of FF friends sucked into the vortex of EVIIIIIL! Please read on and find out