"The Ultimate Fanfic (or not!)"

By: AnimaeAriesGirl and her big sis Tin!

Notes: Hiya guyz, AnimaeAriesGirl here! This is my very first fanfic, written with my big sis Tin. It's hella long, but I promise it's SOOOO worth it, so please read on. Just wanna say that all characters in this fanfic are not mine, they are trademarks of SquareSoft/Square Enix...well except for Sage and the evil villain whose name will be mentioned later... Enjoy minna-san!

CHAPTER 4 – Surfin' USA!

"Cowabunga!" screamed a spikey haired blonde as he surfed a wave at the sunny beach of Costa del Sol (HINT: This blonde ain't Sage!).

"Cloud, Get our spikey butt down here NOW! The burgers 'n food are ready!" screamed Cid as he barbecued the meat with his Venus Gospel.

"Come on Cloud, we're cooking you're fav, SHISHKABOBS," Tifa said setting up the table.

"Ya-hoo! Yummy, I'm comin', I' comin'!" Cloud said anxiously.

"DA CHOCOBURGERS ARE READY!" Barret announced with his

'KISS DA COOK' apron on.

Everyone sat down and just as they were going to eat, Vincent stated gloomily, "I believe a few of us are missing."

Tifa started to count the group, "Yep, there are A LOT of us missing, about four."

Cloud sniffled a little, "Well, Aeris is dead, so obviously she's not here."

Cid finished the rest of the barbecue, sat down, and asked, "Would anyone mind tellin' me whatever happened to that stuffed cat?"

Barret looked confused, then realized Cid meant Caithsith, "Yeah, Caithsith is 'OUT 'O ORDER' 'cuz Reeve is in da slums helpin' rebuild Midgar."

Cid contemplated again. "What about that thieving ninja chick?" Cid questioned.

"Oh, you mean Yuffie?" Tifa asked.

"Yeah her," Cid continued.

"I would imagine she would be begging her father, Godo, for forgiveness and trying to rebuild Wutai- SIGH , but knowing she is probably looking for more materia to steal." Tifa said, finishing the rest of her shishkabob.

Cloud leaned back against his seat and said in a sympathetic tone, "I feel sorry for the dumb bunch of travelers Yuffie tricks THIS time around."

"What about Red XIII?" Tifa asked, "I miss petting him."

Vincent thought for a while, "He's probably at Cosmo Canyon, guarding I as his parents did."

Tifa looked around, "No wonder it looks so empty around here."

Cid and Barret both shrugged and said simultaneously, "WHO CARES, MORE FOOD FOR US, LET'S EAT!"

Everyone started chowing down, enjoying the food. Everything was juicy, tender, and REALLY YUMMY  !

"Hey, ummmm, Barret, did you remember to turn off the grill?" Tifa asked.

Just as Barret was about to take another bite of the Chocoburger he got up and walked toward the grill and said, "Y'all say there an' nobody touch my chocoburger, awright?"

Barret finally arrived to the grill and turned it off. By accident, he knocked over a bag of charcoal into the ocean. Barret looked around making sure no none saw him. "A 'lil charcoal neva hurt no one,' Barret said shrugging off his guilt and ran back to his chocoburger.

"Anything interesting happen?" Vincent asked.

"Naw, nothin', but da grill's off now." Barret responded.

Tifa smiled and said, "Alrighty then, let's start eating again!"

Just as everyone was about to start munching again, something happened

(AGAIN!).

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Huh, did you guys hear anything?" Cloud asked with his mouth full.

"I don't think I heard anything." Tifa calmly said.

"Nor I," agreed Vincent.

"But you had to," Cloud argued, "it was a whooshie sound!"

Barret tried to listed for the noise, but failed. Then he said, "Boy, jes sit down an' lemme eat my chocoburger in peace. I don't even hear a bird squakin'."

Cloud just shrugged, smiled, and said, "I'll just go surfing with Tifa" NUZZLE,NUZZLE

Suddenly, the noise became louder and now something was foaming towards the rear of the ocean. "What the- ummmmm…… Is it jus me or is that a freakin' big wave?" Cid said pointing to the green water.

Vincent squinted his eyes from the sun to get a better view. "It appears to be a swirling vortex of evil radiating out of the ocean in the form of a wave."

"Do you think if I threw a chocoburger it will shut up?" Barret said right after he had finished his own chocoburger.

All of a sudden, the wave came crashing into everything, swallowing the Final Fantasy VII crew along with their food (YUMMY). "Dammit, I guess not!" Barret cussed, gasping for air.

"Surfin' USA!" yelled Cloud. "Cloud, you DUMB!" as me and my crew were dragged into the hungry and charecoalie mouth of the monstrous waters.

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"And that's how the FFVII crew, my team, got stuck in the waves of the story," Barret said as he lay back in his seat. "Well….. that taught me why I should never eat and swim," Sage murmured to himself. "Any ways," Sage continued, "can I go to sleep now?" Barret frowned and said, "No, why would I let you do that?" Sage looked confused, "Isn't the story over, I mean we went through all four groups. I don't understand." Barret just let out a wrinkley old smile and said, "Da show has jest begun. Now we're gonna see what happens when they mix TOGETHER! This will tell ya da REAL reason why you should listen to 'dis story." Sage sulked and screamed:

" DOES THIS STORY EVER END!"

Author's Note: Well Sage to tell you the truth, I really don't know if the story has an ending, I don't even have one yet ;; Anywayz, before I start my usual note, just wanna say sorry to everyone, especially to all the Barret Fans, for the horrible Barret Dialouge. Inaccurate, shabby, and really really bad. Anwayz, back to the storry! So now that all the FFs that are in the story have finished their intros, what will happen when they mix, will they even mix? Also, Cloud still misses Aeris, but why would I bring up that depressing thought in such a happy, cheery fanfic? Could it be...foreshadowing...? Oh the drama! Yea, I know I am being overly dramatic and annoying in my AN, just read on please