"The Ultimate Fanfic (or not!)"

By: AnimaeAriesGirl and her big sis Tin!

Notes: Hiya guyz, AnimaeAriesGirl here! This is my very first fanfic, written with my big sis Tin. It's hella long, but I promise it's SOOOO worth it, so please read on. Just wanna say that all characters in this fanfic are not mine, they are trademarks of SquareSoft/Square Enix...well except for Sage and the evil villain whose name will be mentioned later... Enjoy minna-san!

Chapter 5 – Squaresoft Encounters

"Ahhhh!" THUD Everyone moans. "Is everyone all right?" Cloud asked wearily.

"Get the #! Off!" screamed Cid, trying to kick Barret off of his back.

"I am content as I am," Vincent said grinning.

You see, when everyone in FF7 had fallen, Cloud landed on the floor, Barret had crashed into Cid, and Tifa had fallen on Vincent (Doesn't that explain a lot?).

Tifa got up and said shivering, "Brrrrr! It's cold here, isn't it?"

"Yeah , a bit drafty if you ask me," Sephiroth said as he got up, rubbing his back.

Everyone nodded and agreed. They looked around the area, trying to build heat from rubbing themselves. The scenery was white with snow and over grown with trees and large mountains...

Then, after a few minutes, everybody from FF7 screamed in shock, They had just realized they had over looked something MAJOR.

"SEPHIROTH? I thought we kicked you and your butt wings!" Barret screamed hysterically.

Sephiroth pouted and said," Well, I was given another chance in another dimension known as Brooklyn, but let's not go there. Plus, you so did NOT kick my butt. I would have killed you all if -"

Sephiroth spied Tifa in her blue halter bikini and let out a wolf whistle. "If you dressed like THAT during the Final Battle, I would have spared all of you - well maybe just Tifa," Sephiroth said grinning at the long haired girl.

Cloud started shaking his fists and mumbled to himself," Sephiroth, if I had my Ultima Weapon, I'd OMNISLASH your !"

Setzer rubbed his head and said, "PHEW…That was one hell of a ride down the banio. Well, at least I don't smell like sewer water."

"You got that right," Sabin said making sure he didn't land on anything, injuring it.

"Yeah, that lobster was REALLY nasty!" Celes said in a disgusted tone.

Everyone in FF6 got up and realized that their missing Italian friend was there.

Edgar got up, rubbing his arm, and asked, "Where in the Goddesses' name have you been, Setzer?"

Shadow brushed himself off, "Yeah, while you've been prancing around in your freakin' fluffy slippers, we've been stuck in lobster gunk."

Terra snickered, "Fluffy slippers? How interesting…"

"Is that the latest fashion statement in Italy?" Locked protested.

"Ha ha! At least I know how to clean," Setzer snapped.

"Either way, that venture through that disgusting excuse of a meal was

unpleasant," Cyan stated.

"I know what you mean, man," Zidane said, checking to see if his tail was still on.

Steiner and Beatrix helped the Queen up. "Your Majesty, are you alright?" Steiner asked nervously.

"Don't worry, she is fine, isn't that right, Your Highness?" Beatrix affirmed.

"Yes, thank you both, but I still can't believe this happened."

Vivi fixed his hat, "I guess this is my fault."

Quina got and looked at the dent s/he had made in the ground and said, "No, it my fault. Me thought was very, very yummy."

Everyone looked around and at each other.

Author's Note: Wow this is the first time there is no intercept by Barret! Before i start, sorry for Cyan's bad dialogue, too. Seems that I can only do Quina's sorta right because it has horrible grammar skills like me nn Anywayz, now that all the Final Fantasies have been put into the mix, what's gonna happen next? And how's the Final Fantasy VII (7) group going to interact well with Sephiroth, the fiend who killed their beloved Aeris? Well before that, let's see their introductions towards each other. This is gonna be interesting, I promise Oh and very long, after all we wanna give everyone their fair share of talk. Some foreshadowing: people find out Sephiroth and Sezter are related, and Sephiroth's nickname that his big bro calls him (my sis and I also use this name whenever we are re-killing him in FFVII and KH)! Also, see how each all the FF characters respond to everyone's unusual names... Please R + R and keep reading our fic!