"The Ultimate Fanfic (or not!)"

By: AnimaeAriesGirl and her big sis Tin!

Notes: Hiya guyz, AnimaeAriesGirl here! This is my very first fanfic, written with my big sis Tin. It's hella long, but I promise it's SOOOO worth it, so please read on. Just wanna say that all characters in this fanfic are not mine, they are trademarks of SquareSoft/Square Enix...well except for Sage and the evil villain whose name will be mentioned later... Enjoy minna-san!

Chapter 8- A New Evil (Well sorta evil...)

As they arrived to the front of the castle, an evil, eerie voice came upon them and said, "Hello there fellow warriors, I am glad you see you have all made it here safely."

Sephy started to rub his back and said pouting, "Tell that to my back!"

Then the villain continued, "Yeah, well, anyway, I have brought you al here to fight me in the FIFTH DIMENSION, DIMENSION, DIMENSION, DIMENSION!" :BAD GUY MUSIC IS CUED: The evil being took out his tape recorder and started shaking it and mumbled to himself, "Damn tape recorder, gotta get that fixed!"

The anonymous enemy cleared his throat, and went back to the bad guy creep voice, "The reason I brought you here is to fight me and-"

Cid interrupted and impatiently said, "Yeah, you told us that already, NOW GET TO THE POINT!"

The mysterious dark figure seemed to pout and say, "I know, I'm getting there! As I was saying, I have brought you all here to battle me. You see I have fought many different warriors, but they have all failed to save their universes and planets. I have grown bored with all this play and wish for an entertaining challenge. That's where you come in…"

Locke then screamed, "Your sick, we'll never participate!"

The black figure laughed, "Tisk, Tisk now! If you don't accept the challenge or lose, your world and universe as you know it will perish."

Beatrix raised an eyebrow and asked, "And if we were to win?"

The villain continued, " And if you accept and win my challenge battle, you will be spared and name MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, UNIVERSE, UNIVERSE:EVIL MUSIC ONCE AGAIN CUED: Ugh, stupid tape recorder..."

Sabin pondered for a while, "Hmmm, Masters of the Universe?" He then remembered his childhood cartoons, "Hey can I be HE-Man!"

The evil dude was now getting annoyed, "NO! Now you will fight me in seven days, for that's is how long it took to make it, that is how long it will destroy it, END OF STORY!"

Tifa then pointed out her usual statement, "How are we going to battle you if we have now armor or weapons!Some of us aren't exactly fully clothed!"

Again the evil shadow responded, 'Don't worry, everything you need, food, beds, clothes, armor, weapons, anything you need is inside this castle. You may also train for the seven days I have given you. I will leave you now."

Cyan then walked up, "Wait o' dark and evil one! What is thy true name, shan't I ask!"

The large figure just started to roar an evil laugh, 'That is for me to know and for you to find out. UWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, UWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" And with that the creature disappeared into thin air.

"Wah make the bad man stop!" cried Vivi. Dagger tried to comfort her fellow comrade.

"Hmmm, laughs like Kefka," Setzer observed.

"This can't be a good sign," Shadow said plainly.

Author's Note: Alrighty, so we introduced the first new character to the fanfic that I mentioned in the Note in the previous chapter, but who is the second one? Is this character really new...or an old acquaintance? Please read on, review, and see why the next two chapters are two of my favorites, as well as my sister's, throughout the fanfic!