"The Ultimate Fanfic (or not!)"

By: AnimaeAriesGirl and her big sis Tin!

Notes: Hiya guyz, AnimaeAriesGirl here! This is my very first fanfic, written with my big sis Tin. It's hella long, but I promise it's SOOOO worth it, so please read on. Just wanna say that all characters in this fanfic are not mine, they are trademarks of SquareSoft/Square Enix...well except for Sage and the evil villain whose name will be mentioned later... Enjoy minna-san!

Chapter 10- Aeris's Revenge!

All of a sudden, Aeris spun away from all the hugs and kisses and shot a sharp glance at Sephiroth. She took her staff, the Princess Guard (AN: which she was buried with when she died if you forgot to unequip it, like I did, and if you wanted to sell it but now couldn't and now find your self very pissed off………) and pointed it at him and said in a VERY surprised tone, "It's you! I can't believe a piece of evil scum like you is still alive. Didn't you guys kick his butt? That's what the Lifestream told me!" Aeris said, spinning from Sephy to the FF7 Crew.

"We did whip his !" Barret said for the millionth time.

"SO what happened?" the Ancient asked with her hands on her hips.

Sephiroth cleared his throat, "First of all I told you before, I did NOT get my butt kicked or whipped. Second of all, I was given another chance in another place called Brooklyn."

Aeris then questioned, "How could YOU, of all people, deserve to live. You have taken so many lives, including my own. As an ancient I will put an end to your life and-" Aeris was interrupted by Sephiroth.

"Look, you can beat me up, but not kill me, okay?"

Aeris thought for a while, "Well, I guess that is an OKAY revenge, but……… hmmmm…………" the innocent Ancient pondered again.

As she did that, Sephy giggled and said to himself, "Well it's alright, Aeris doesn't hit THAT hard anyway, with her stupid little stick..."

Right that second, Aeris turned around and said mischievously, "Actually I have ANOTHER idea!" She quickly huddled up the women from the FFs. After a few minutes they all giggled and seemed to agree on some sort of plan.

"Come on SEPHY, you are comin' with us!" Tifa said, as she tugged on his arm.

"Huh?" Sephiroth questioned.

"Yeah, come on Mr. Sephy, we're your FRIENDS," Terra said, trying to push him into a large room.

Finally, the girls got Sephiroth in the room. Just as Aeris was about to close and lock the door, she said to the FF men, "This will be the first and sweetest revenge I have ever had!"

Cloud scratched his head and asked, "What did she mean by THAT?"

Barret just crossed his arms, leaned against the wall, and replied, "Dunno. Ya kno 'dem gurls now adays, 'der jest weird."

Steiner started pacing back and forth, "Curse that Sephiroth character. He has BOTH the Queen and my Beatrix."

Edgar started to clean his chainsaw, "I know how you feel, believe me."

Suddenly, they heard Sephy scream, "Hey stop that! Watch where you're poking! HAHA! That tickles! Huh? What are you doing with THOSE!" There was a crash. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWIEEEE

"You were a general, take it like a man!" Beatrix and Celes ordered.

Aeris then yelled, "If you don't stop moving, you'll ruin all the fun!"

All the men just stopped moving all together, "FUN?"

Edgar, out of nowhere, whipped out his chainsaw and yelled, "That's it I AM COMING IN! Don't worry Terra, Edgar is on his WAAAAYYYYYYY!" Just as the king was about to saw down the door, he asked his brother in a regal manner, calmly , "Sabin, can you please ram down the door?"

Sabin got in position to destroy the door, then asked, "Not that I am complaining or anything big bro, but I thought you were gonna use your chainsaw."

Edgar grinned in an EVIL manner an EVIL grin (kinda like the one the Grinch does) and said in an EVIL tone, "I've decided to use my chainsaw in full force for ANOTHER PIECE OF DEAD WOOD!"

"Note to self guys, never ask Terra out," Zidane stated to companions that were still single.

After that Sabin broke down the door with one of his blitzes. When they came in, they only saw GIRLS! (What in goddesses name is going on!)

"Where is Sephiroth!" Edgar said viscously.

All the women pointed to a VERY tall and VERY muscled girl. She wore a short green dress that was hug by spaghetti straps with matching high heels. Her white hair was in braided pigtails with green bows and was wearing knee-high stockings. ( AN: ;0)aren't I evil? BWHAHAHAHAHA!)

"Who's the chick?" Sabin said, still not realizing the EVIL plan.

The girl turned around and all the guys mouths were wide open. Edger even dropped his chainsaw on Cloud's foot, but he didn't yell because he was in SO MUCH shock (of course who wouldn't?)

Sephiroth cleared his throat and said TRYING to imitate a woman's voice (Key word: TRYING), "Hello there, my name is Sephora." He asked in his normal voice, "Forgiven?" Aeris nodded still laughing.

"I still can't believe I did this. So this is what I get. I guess I deserve it. At least I'm not in my boxers anymore," Sephy sulked as the men stared.

"Don't worry Sephora, I help Cloud do this before, too."

All the guys, including Sephiroth, stared at Cloud. "It was only to save Tifa, nothing more," Cloud responded to defend himself.

Everyone in the room burst into laughter.

Author's Note: YAY my beloved chapter! This is one of my chapters that I am most proud of. Sure Aeris gets her revenge (but my sis and I are not really huge Aeris fans, more of Tifa fans, but we luv 'em both!), but I luv the fact that I get to torture Mr. Sephiwoth and make him dress up as a girl. I luved the idea so much I drew a ghetto fanart of it when I was like 10 or 11 (this is when the concept for the fic started, my sis and I didn't really start piecing it together til now). Anywayz, the next three chapters deals with our characters trying to figure out sleeping arrangements, actually sleeping, and some nighttime adventure. Another two Tin Written Chapters for ya and the third by me! Real funny I promise, please R + R, and continue with the story!