"The Ultimate Fanfic (or not!)"

By: AnimaeAriesGirl and her big sis Tin!

Notes: Hiya guyz, AnimaeAriesGirl here! This is my very first fanfic, written with my big sis Tin. It's hella long, but I promise it's SOOOO worth it, so please read on. Just wanna say that all characters in this fanfic are not mine, they are trademarks of SquareSoft/Square Enix...well except for Sage and the evil villain whose name will be mentioned later... Enjoy minna-san!

Chapter 11- Will You Be My Bunk-Buddy?

After all the laughing, Sabin yawned loudly, but apologized, "Sorry I guess I'm more tired than I thought.

Dagger looked out of the large vine-covered window, "I suppose we could go exploring to find some rooms to sleep in."

Sephiroth looked at Aeris, after he washed off the makeup, "Since it looks like you go here a lot," he said kicking the pink flowers, "could you show us the way?"

Aeris shook her head, "No, sorry. Even though my flowers seem as though they know the way around, I sure don't. I even get lost once in a while."

"So…… I guess we should go exploring!" Terra exclaimed excitedly.

And so they did and they found a few large bedrooms, but only 10, remember there are now 21 warriors. (this could get UG-LY)

"Well, this ain't good," Zidane said as he sat down on the blue couch in the hallway.

"I guess since we have to fight as a team, we must share like one also. Ummmm, anyone want to be my roommate?" Tifa asked casually.

"Who wants to be mine?" Aeris asked shyly.

And yet again the SINGLE FF men stepped up, smiling at the two girls.

Cloud ran up in front of the beautiful ladies and said in an annoyed tone, "Why couldn't that cheap idiot give us separate rooms?"

"Dunno, but this reminds me of college," Tifa contemplated. Everyone in the modern FF7 agreed.

"You know what this reminds me of?" Terra said actually remembering something.

"What?" Edgar said, still clutching on to his chainsaw.

"The time we had to use the one tent, you know right before heading down to Kefka and the 5 bosses," Terra continued.

Celes let out a shudder, "Oh yes, no one could forget THAT occasion. Some hands were NOT suppose to be on SOME places!" Celes said pouting.

"I KNOW!" Locke exclaimed, as if he was violated somehow, someway.

Everyone glanced at Locke strangely.

Dagger rubbed her temples wearily, "oh yes, we suffered similar straits sharing one tent. I hardly slept through the night with all the abominable snoring and metal clanging."

Vivi fixed is hat as he recalled, " Hmm, ya, and something fuzzy kept hitting me in the face every time I was about to fall alseep!"

Zidane scratched the back of his head as his tail swished around, "I told you, my tail has a mind of its own!" he exclaimed in defense.

Everyone started chattering frantically and complaints were being said at a million miles per hour (seriously).

"Okay! EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN!" Vincent yelled in a quite unorthodox matter.

Everyone froze and did as they were told, for this is very unusual for Vincent.

"Okay," Vinny started, trying to calm down, "we're all adults…..well at least some of us are. Anyway, here are 10 rooms and 21 of us—"

Shadow interjected, "I don't sleep." He walked off into another part of the dark castle.

Vinny raised an eyebrow, "And they say I'm creepy….So anyhow, find yourself a bunk buddy and get to bed. Dismissed!" he ordered.

Cloud grinned happily and skipped towards Tifa and Aeris who were chatting. "Hello ladies," he said, reaching for them.

SLAP! Bot ladies replied simultaneously, "Perv! We're bunking with one another!" -p They walked into a room and shut the door. Cloud pouted and looked for a new roomie.

Meanwhile, Edgar and Locke looked at Terra and Celes smiling demonically. Celes wagged a finger to the guys, saying "Sorry boys, Terra and I are bunking. Find yourselves your own roomies."

Terra giggled at Edgar's crestfallen look and waved, "G'nite hunny."

Sabin, on the other hand, realized Tifa had already gotten a roommate.

He saw Edgar and threw an arm over his big bro's shoulders. "Just like the old day, right big brother? We'll be bunkmates again!"

Edgar sighed, "Great." He muttered, "I wish I was with Terra, wah." Sabin and Edgar walked off reminiscing about the younger days when they used to share a room in the Figaro castle.

Locke smirked at Edgar's misfortune, knowing Sabin's sleeping habits. Locke looked around and saw Cyan.

Cyan then said, "It hath appeared Sir Locke, that thine Lady hath pardoned herself from thy loving presence."

Locke scratched his head in confusion, "Uhhh…"

Cyan translated roughly, "Celes ditched you so you're my bunk buddy. Let's go my friend." Locke laughed and followed Cyan.

The FF9 crew tried to figure out their sleeping arrangements. Zidane winked at Dagger, moving to hug her. Before the monkey-boy could get to his Queen, Steiner restrained Zidane, pulling on the back of his shirt.

Steiner said respectfully, "Your Highness, Beatrix shall be the most worthy of protecting you during the night. Have a pleasant sleep Queen Garnet." To Beatrix, Steiner said softly, "Sweet dreams, my Gentle General."

Dagger nodded to Steiner and said to Zidane, "G'nite Zidane, behave yourself."

Zidane blew a kiss to Dagger and said, "Night Dagger, sweet dreams. I'll see you tonight in mine- hopefully in something eye-catching, he-he." Steiner poked Zidane roughly.

Beatrix saluted and threw a loving glance to Steiner, then both Alexandrian women retreated to their rooms.

Zidane pouted up at Steiner and grumbled, "Man Rusty, don't you trust me? I'd protect Dagger with my life."

Steiner growled, "Brigand! I'm protecting Her Highness from your lecherous hands! Now let's get some sleep."

Zidane shrugged, "Alright Rusty, ya got me there. Some shut eye it is." The two men went to claim a room.

Quina looked at Vivi and proclaimed, "You, Vivi, be bunk mate. Hurry, we grab room closest to kitchen." Shim bounded off quickly to get a room.

Vivi shrugged and agreed, "Well, alright. It saves me a longer trip to the kitchen. I do get quite thirsty at night." He followed Quina.

Meanwhile, Barret and Cid had agreed to bunk together.

Cid said, "Barret, you better not keep me up with your # snoring or there'll be hell to pay."

Barret scowled, "Me? Snore? Wat the # hell are ya talking bout fool? I sleep like a log You talk an' curse in yo sleep. You betta not keep me up tanite. I need mah beauty rest."

Cid retorted, "Pshh…whateveer. I don't do any of that ))( stuff. Besides, all the rest in the eternity can't help you. You're as ugly as # sin." The two men took their potty mouths to their room.

Setzer and Sephy looked at one another. "Well 'lil bro, guess we should grab a room-preferably the king-sized room."

Sephy shrugged and said, "Whatever, Sezter. Let's just find a damn room. I need to warm up since I've been in my boxers all day. I wonder if this evil villain provides PJ's."

Sezter raised an eyebrow, "This ain't no Holiday Inn. You expecting a chocolate mint on your pillow, too?"

Sephy pouted, "Hey, one can hope. Let's get our asses moving, its getting a bit drafty in this hallway." The Gabianni brothers strolled into a room, while Setzer poked fun at his younger brother.

Cloud hummed and looked around realizing he had no bunkmate. Vincent approached Cloud, who said, "Oh crap! I'm stuck with the Vamp as a bunkmate. Crudders….I don't know what's worse Barret's snoring, Cid's sleep cursing, or covering my neck for fear I'll sleep forever!"

Vinny cleared his throat politely, "Are you done with your tirade, o fearless leader?"

Cloud looked at Vinny sheepishly and replied, "Yes, I'm quite finished. Well alright Count Vinny, let's go, but make sure them fangs don't peek out!"

Vinny sighed and said sarcastically, "You sure you don't wanna get your garlic and crucifix out, too?" The two remaining FF7 men argued and cracked vampire jokes as they walked into the room.

Now that everyone had a room and a bunkmate, our brave warriors prepare for bed.

Author's Note: Now everyone has a roommate! Hooray! Next the next chapter, also by Tin, describes how everyone interacts with each other before sleep, some doubts that they may have about the new villain, as well as some unusual sleeping rituals... We breaking it down room by room so it's another long chapter everyone! Please read and review! Thanks