Hi Folks… This is Electric Ammo. Sorry for all my fans who were hoping for RTB2 to update more often, but I lost my old files containing the original two chapters of RTB1. Anyway, since I lost those two chapters, I'm going to start making RTB2 chapters now. Like the last RTB, I'm going to allow people to submit ideas for bashing you could inflict on Terra via the reviews. Also, to make RTB2 a newer fanfic than the original RTB, I'm also shoving in co-hosts to assist me in the bashing, which can be suggested also in the reviews. Anyway, back to the fanfic…

Random Terra Bashing 2

Chapter 1: Dodge ball
Co-host: Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2

Terra was tied to a tree. She remembered the last chapter when she was squished by the super robot from "Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!" and shoved into Chapter 4, but then the whole world turned blank after that. Now, she is back and tied up on somekind of field.

Suddenly, Ammo came out, saying, "Hi folks, and welcome to "Puppets in the Park"… no wait. Wrong story. I meant to say, Welcome to RTB2."

Terra asked, "WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!!!" and struggled for freedom. Ammo answered, "I lost the original RTB episodes, so the fanfic stopped producing for a while. BUT, I manage to muster up some new ideas for RTB2, or Random Terra Bashing 2." Terra asked, "Is this why we are not talking like AIM freaks?" Ammo nod.

Ammo then said, "Ok, to make RTB new, please give a warm welcome to this chapter's co-host… Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2!!" as Rikku came out from a curtain that was conveniently behind the two. Everyone welcomed Rikku and she waved to him or her, which is the audience. Terra then asked, "Hey! Who's she and why's she here?" Ammo explained that the co-host would assist on ideas and just stay there for cameo appearances.

"Ok, now that's not the only new thing we mustered up for RTB2. No. We also add plots to RTB2. We sometimes switch between the randomness and the plot bashing. Just check the chapter thing that's displayed on top," Ammo tells the audience (which is also you). "Rikku, what's today's theme?" The Al Bhed then takes out an envelope that has the words, "Dodge ball" on it. Ammo then concludes, "So today's bashing upon Terra is Dodge ball. Ok. Let's get started!"

Ammo and Rikku then leaves the field, which Terra was in the middle of. On the launching side was the Average Joes from Dodge ball, A True Underdog Story. The team then threw tons of balls at Terra and pegged her unlimitedly. They then left and were replace by Team Skillz that Killz who also pegged her. Basically, there was an endless loop of Dodge ball champs from the ADAA, or the American Dodge ball Association of America.

Patches then tells Terra, "Remember the five D's in Dodge ball! Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge!" Terra then complains, "But I'm tied to a tree. How am I supposed to dodge?" Patches then says, "Well you got me. I guess I'll have to train you then." He then takes out a bunch of wrenches and says, "If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge a ball," and chucks tons of wrenches at Terra cracking every bone in her body. He then calls cars to come to hit her and said, "If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball," as hundreds of cars hit her and run her over.

After everyone from Dodge ball, A True Underdog Story beat her up; the entire Blitz ball teams from Final Fantasy X and X-2 grab Blitz balls and peg her like the Dodge ball teams. After that, Ammo and Rikku came back. Ammo then said, "Well I guess it's time to end this fanfic. Thanks for assisting Rikku." The two shook hands and left, while Raven came into the fanfic and said, "You Betrayed our friendship!!!" and used her powers to blow up Terra, leaving a blood explosion that spelt, "See Ya in Chapter 2."

Note: To all those who don't get some of the jokes, watch Dodge ball, A True Underdog Story. Also, sorry RTB2 was so short, but I ran out of ideas. Oh yeah. To Fallen1: I'm Nobody's slave. Hear me, NOBODY'S. (Breaks out of chains and runs to Taco Bell.)