Hi folks!!! I just finished Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door a week before. The game was sweet! All I need to do is beat the Pit of 100 Trials and I truly beat the game. IT'S SO HARD!!! Anyway, enjoy a new RTB2…

Chapter 2: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Co-Host: Paper Mario

Note: If you never played Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, play it before reading this chapter.

Today's RTB2 is scene in a room with a TV. Ammo was playing a video game, which was "Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door." Terra was tied to the side being forced to watch as he played.

Terra argued, "You've been playing this game for over five hours. What's so good about it anyway?" Ammo then got up and told her, "Sure. I'll tell you, just expect some RTB magic." Terra shows a face of regret.

The curtains come down and up, showing scenery, more specifically, Rougeport. Ammo then comes out and narrates, "Hi kids and welcome to another addition of RTB2. Today's topic is about the newest RPG and one of the greatest to be invented, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. Today's co-host is none other then the capped crusader himself, Mario (Paper anyway…)." Paper Mario comes out and greets everyone by selecting appeal and joining Ammo.

"Ok, now Paper Mario. Tell us how it is like to do the whole paper business again." Paper Mario thought about it, and then says, "Well, it's ok, I guess…"

Ammo then smiles, asking; "Now in this RPG, not only are you battling with Nintendo's way of Mario RPGs, but you also do it on a live stage. Correct?" Mario nod. Ammo then pulls out a button and presses it, revealing a trap door that pulls out Terra, still tied to a tree. Then, Ammo asks, "Now, can you 'demonstrate' how you do all that cool stuff on our volunteer her, the blond one."

Mario nods and runs up to Terra, hitting her on the head with a hammer. The curtains fall as the words "You struck first!" was printed on it.

The curtains rise to show Rougeport more as a background for the fight, as if the three were merely actors in a big game.

Mario then runs up to Terra and wacks her with his hammer, thus causing 6-damage.

Ammo questions, "Now Mario, not only can you use a hammer, but you can also jump on enemies as well, right." Mario nod. "Good now show the audience how good it is you are in jumping.

Mario then jumps into the air and lands on top of Terra, causing 3-damage. Because Terra was tied to a tree, she doesn't get any turns in this battle.

Ammo then asks, "Not only does jumping do damage, but you can do more damage by pressing A once Mario is about to jump on the enemy. Show them Mario!" Mario then jumps on Terra and then jumped a second time, causing 6-damage.

"Not only that, but you can do stylish moves on Action Commands as well! Demonstrate Mario and make the crowd go wild…" Ammo narrates. Mario then jumps on Terra. Then in mid-air, he did a pose and then lands on Terra, jumping and doing another pose, which in total did 6-points in damage. The crowd goes wild as the plumber goes back in his position. "All this happens merely by touching the A button at the precise time! Just look at the crowd!" The camera then points to the crowd, which was going more wild then ever and Star Points show up.

"In this RPG, flower points are like magic, so it gives a kick but then uses up some. Mario, show them…" Ammo tells. Mario then takes out his hammer and selects "Power Smash" and slams it into Terra, now doing 8-damage instead of the 6-damage of a normal hammer.

"Sweet! Now show them some Star attacks Mario. Star Points are used as the crowds' cheer and lets you attack with something special that has more kick, sorta like Over Drive from the Final Fantasy series." Mario then pulls out a map and throws it into the air, thus causing a red star to come out. The star then circled around Terra, making a colorful line in its path. The line then finishes into a circle, which caused 3-damage to Terra. This continued for quite some time, until the Star Points ran out, leaving a total of 15-damage.

Suddenly, a Random Goomba in the crowd yelled at out heroes. He was wearing a shirt that said 'I'm a Terra Fan' and a hat that said 'RTB2 sucks'. "BOO!!! YOU GUYS SUCK!!!" He then picked up a rock and was in a throwing position. Ammo then pointed out, "Uh oh! Looks like someone's about to throw something at us. It could be either good since they could throw healing items to help us, or it could be bed since he could throw something harmful at us. Luckily, we can just press the X button to teach him a lesson." Mario then jumps in the air and lands on the Goomba, crushing his skull and killing him instantly. Terra argues becasue the only person who cared for her in this freak show was that Goomba.

"Ok, now that we know what Mario does, let's move to the others. Meet Goombella." A young Goomba comes out. She is about 21 or something and has a helmet showing her yellow hair that was in a ponytail. She then jumped on Terra headfirst and caused some damage.

"Also meet Koops." A Koopa then comes out and slams his shell into Terra, doing about 6-damage. He was about 16 in age and wore nice blue clothing and brown clothes.

"Don't forget Madame Flurrie." A fat floating actor thingy then comes out. She is extremely fat and wears tons of makeup on her blue skin. She has no legs, but floats in the air. She then body slams into Terra, doing 6-damage.

"Also met Richard-Star. (That's what I named my Yoshi in the Glitz Pit)." An Orange Yoshi with Green pants then comes up. He licks Terra into his mouth and spitted her out. Then he did a Ground Pound on her, thus totaling the 6-damage from the spitting attack to the 6 from the Ground Pound.

"Meet also Vivian of the Shadow Siren." A shadow then comes out from the ground and shows a purple girl with ghost like feet that touch the ground (only one) wearing white gloves and a red, pointy hat, which had her pink hair covering her eyes. She then disappears into the shadows and then punched Terra with her firepowers, thus burning her.

"Now salute to our Navigator and Explosive Expert, Admiral Bobbery!" Bobbery then comes out and runs up to Terra. He was an old Bomb-omb with an old sailor's hat and a giant gray mustache. He had his fuse lit as he was running, which he exploded in Terra's face and blew her up. He then landed back on the ground unharmed thanks to Bomb-omb magic.

"And Last but not Least, Ms. Mowz!" A white mouse with a red facemask then comes and slaps Terra uncontrollably. She then kisses her side check to distract her and stole her wallet and gave it to Ammo.

Terra yelled, "Hey! My Wallet!" as Ammo took all her money and Mario jumped on her, finishing her off. Experience Points then pore out and the gang Leveled up. Mario then chooses to level up Badge Points.

"Well folks, I guess that's all you need to know about how come I like Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door." Ammo explains. "Here in RTB2, we give this Papery game a suspense folding 5 out of 5 (5 being the best). Good night folks."

Everyone then leaves as a meteor lands on Terra, which was indented, "See Ya in Chapter 3."