Hi yet again. Today's RTB2 might sound like the end, but it isn't. So sit back and enjoy.
Side Note: I don't hate all blonds (like what I said in the lost chapters of RTB1 that new readers haven't seen), so don't think I'm a blond hater ok?
Chapter 4: Alternate Terras
Co-Host: Terra!?!
Ammo was sitting back, reading fanfics like, "Winds of Fate: The X Factor" and other good ones. Suddenly, Terra comes out from the other room, skipping along and looking joyous.
Ammo asks, "What are you so happy about? And how did you untie yourself from the tree?"
She then pulls out a journal with "I Heart Raven" all over it and a chainsaw. Ammo panics as he screams, "AAHHH!!! Where did you get those?"
She then smiles and says, "Well, I used this chainsaw to cut the chains you tied me to the tree. Then I snuck into your room and searched your whole room to see if I can find your weakness. Luckily, I found your journal and after searching through all those 'love Raven letters you wrote but where too shy to send' notes, I found that yesterday while reading Winds of Fate: The X Factor, you stop being a Terra-hater. So stop RTB2 right now!"
Ammo then thought about it for a while. She did have a point. He did stop being a Terra-hater while reading the fanfic, yet at the same time he was not a Terra-lover. He had to come up with a solution to keeping RTB2 alive and explaining Terra's point. He thought, 'What Would Jen Irwin Do?' (Note: I'm not making fun of 'What Would Jesus Do?' I'm a Christian)
Suddenly, he had an idea! He hen took a blade of Terra's hair that he kept from punching her with electricity and sent energy into it. He then screamed, "Author Powers!" as blinding light filled the room.
All of a sudden, another Terra was in the room! She had a hooded shirt that was blue. She had green, baggy pants and a silver chain belt to hold it up. Her shoes were black Nike running shoes that had red on some of the sides. This Terra wasn't a blond, but had red hair and wore sunglasses that matched Ammo's. She tells everyone, "Yo, Ammo. Whatsup Dog?"
Terra was confused. She screamed while twitching, "WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ON!?!"
Ammo then explains, "Well, I used the blade of your hair to make another Terra, which is sorta like a Ammo-Terra. This makes you Teen Titans-Terra, or TT-Terra. I saw this whole alternate versions of a certain character thing done in Ruins (now Ashes) of the Forth Wall."
Ammo-Terra then tells TT-Terra, "That's right. Which means I'm gonna be the Terra not being bashed. While you, on the other hand, is a punching bag." Suddenly, Ammo-Terra uses her powers, which Ammo allows to have, and squish TT-Terra with tons of rocks. Suddenly, another Terra came from nowhere.
She says, "STOP RIGHT THERE! I must destroy you all for master Slade!" Everyone stares at her and asks, "Who are you?" This new Terra, who was wearing Slade's control suit, says, "I'm the Terra used in the Aftershock episodes in Teen Titans. You shall address me as Slade-Terra." Everyone stares in confusion. Then they stare at Ammo.
Ammo then questions, "Ummm… Not my fault." Suddenly, a Terra in a trench coat comes out and clams she is Jen-Terra. Also, a Terra in a tie, white shirt, sunglasses so dark that you can't see the eyes, and a hat comes out and claims she is TRG-Terra. Eventually after hundreds of Terras, one Terra that comes out claims she is Digimon-Terra.
Soon, Ammo was getting too tired of this joke, so he shocked all the Terras (except Ammo-Terra) and killed them with one hit. There were layers of ashes all over the place. Ammo and Ammo-Terra had nothing to do. They then said, "Well, looks like this RTB2 Episode's over. See ya guys later." They then leave as the wind blows and turns the ashes to a formation that says, "See Ya in Chapter 5!"
So the moral of this story is: 2 Terras in Teen Titans being bashed is worth 9 in RTB2.
Note: I own Ammo-Terra, so no don't think of using her for your fanfics without my permission or credit. Also, Winds of Fate: The X Factor is a real fanfic...