Sorry for all you guys who were waiting forever for a new RTB2. The problem was that school was holding me down and my life was in complete misery. I also was watching all the Naruto DVDs my let me borrowed, which was a complete pain and waste of my time. If I were to choose a topic now, it would be to update with Naruto as a topic. PS: To all you people who are reviewers for my stories (you know who you are). I hope your fanfics rock as much as the top good ones. Anyway, back to the story…

Chapter 5: Naruto Power!

Co-host: Uzumaki Naruto

The day was starting as normal for our favorite author and his 'punching bag.' The two were watching a nonstop record of Naruto DVDs that were burning their eyes off (or mostly Ammo's since Terra was too busy recovering from the last chapter. Suddenly, Ammo had an idea.

"I have inspiration for a new RTB!" the author shouted as he placed the last DVD CD in its case and dragged Terra with a chain while evil dogs with giant teeth and stuff were attacking her.

He dragged her to a filed with a portal in the center. As he went in dragging Terra with the chain, he teleported into the filed of Kohona Village. Here, the Naruto gang (Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi, and Jiraya) where just doing nothing in particular. Naruto was trying to beat Sasuke at everything, Sakura was trying to keep the two apart, Kakashi was reading "Make Out Paradise," and Jiraya was trying to find some sexy babes to 'collect data' from. Suddenly, the portal opened and the author came out with Terra tied to a chain.

Ammo looked around the place, thinking, and "Let's see… The background of this episode must mean I'm in between episode 98 to 100."

"Oh hi author! What's up?" Naruto asked Ammo. The two knew each other since Ammo went into the anime after watching the first episode. The two were good friends and Naruto did a couple of missions regarding Ammo's help (like missions regarding other authors who are trying to make Naruto and gang to do nasty things (aka yaoi, yuri, rape, etc.)). In fact, Naruto lost to Ammo in a ramen-eating contest a couple of days ago.

Ammo looked at the blond, telling him, "I'm hosting a new RTB episode, and you're the co-host."

A confusion sign went over Naruto as he asked, "Umm… What's RTB?" Ammo then anime tips over as he heard Naruto's confusing comment. He then explains everything.

"Oh I see! So we must bash her as much as we can until the show's over?" Naruto asks. Ammo nods.

Naruto then perform hand-seals as he summon tons of clones with Kage Bunshin no Jutsu "Shadow Clone Technique" and they bore the snot out of Terra, who screamed in pain as the thousands of Naruto clones were killing her.

Sasuke then did some hand seals as the Narutos went away and did a Katon Housenka no Jutsu "Fire Element; Mythical Fire Flower" on Terra and burned her up. He then used the Sharingan to copy Terra's earth moving abilities and crushed her with tons of earth moves.

Sakura was opposing this idea of bashing someone countlessly, while the Inner Sakura was screaming in joy as she saw the random violence and stuff.

At that moment, Terra screamed, "Damn Uchida! You make me sick, fatass!" This made Sakura REALLY angry now. She turned red all over and charka was bursting everywhere. She then screamed, "NOBODY CALLS SASUKE-KUN UGLY!" Ammo then handed her a chainsaw and tells her, "Ummm… Sakura-chan, you might need this."

Sakura then takes the chainsaw and shoves unlimited amounts of charka into the weapon as the Inner Sakura broke through and she was cutting up Terra with large amounts of violence and stuff. Sasuke, Naruto, and Ammo just stared at the random violence that took place in front of them.

"Ya know, out of all the extremely wired things of bashing I did to Terra, this has got to be the most weirdest and cruelest punishments I had ever witness," Ammo tells the other two.

"Yeah Ammo, I hate to be in Sasuke's shoes if he tries to refuse a date with Sakura-chan," Naruto teases as Sasuke watched in horror as tons of blood went everywhere and stuff that would make this fanfic R rated (NC-17 maybe) if I actually went into description. Ammo whispers into Naruto, 'This reminded me of when you went 'demon fox' on Haku.'

When Sakura finally stopped doing horrible things to Terra, she slapped the earth-moving blond and went to Sasuke, who was still in shock from the horrors he saw earlier.

Ammo then goes to Jiraya and bets, "Hey! Ero-Senin! I bet I can summon something that does more damage than a frog!" Jiraya just turns away, ignoring Ammo. Ammo then tells him, "Ya know. Being the author, I can create a bunch of sexy babes if you win the contest…" Jiraya then runs back and summons Gama Bunta, who crushed Terra with his awesome strength. Jiraya then smiles and thinks perverted thoughts while knowing he won the battle.

Ammo pulls his sleeves up while taking off the glove on his right hand. When he took it off, Jiraya gasped at what he saw in front of him. The author's hand was glowing and constantly changing colors. At one moment it was red, then blue, then green, then orange, and all other colors that make up what color truly was. It seemed if a whole rainbow was trapped in the hand. Ammo then collects tons of energy, which Jiraya assumed was chakra, into his hand as the color's changing rate grew. He then plunges his hand into the ground as the soil started to disinigrate. He then screamed out, "AUTHOR POWERS!" as a bunch of random lines went everywhere, causing tons of light to cover the place and blinded everyone.

When Ammo pulled his hand out, there stood something Jiraya never expected. There was a tiny Bomb with feet and white eyes with a Kohona forehead protector on its head that looked around the place. Jiraya burst into laughter, saying, "You wasted all that chakra for a tiny guy like that! You better make a REALLY hot chick for wasting my time like this."

Ammo smiles, telling Jiraya, "Looks can be deceiving, you know." Jiraya stops laughing as he sees the tiny Bomb (Bomb-omb) walks up to Terra and nukes her, leaving nothing but a pile of ashes. Jiraya then anime sweat as Ammo tells him "I win."

Anyway, the guys had tons of fun bashing Terra for no odd reason. After all that, Terra was too beaten to bash anymore. Ammo then tells everyone, "Hey! Let's go to Ichiroku's and eat Ramen until we barf." Naruto was super happy and everyone left for the Ramen place.

Meanwhile, Gaara came out of nowhere and had a thirst for blood. He then summons his sand and kills Terra with the Sabaku kyuu "Desert Coffin" and the Sabaku SouSou "Desert Graveyard" to turn Terra into nothing but a pool of blood. The blood spelled out, "See Ya in Chapter 6."

Note: If you don't get this chapter, you probably never watched Naruto. If you don't get this fanfic, then you probably never watched Teen Titans. If you don't know what a Bomb-omb is, you never played Mario games or watched the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. If you don't know the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, … I can understand that, but I still hate you.