10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. Favorite discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His favorite excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
Electra Riddle read this list over and over again. But still couldnt believe it. Her sonmatched every single one of the signs.
'This is just great. Not only is my husband gay, my son is a wizard! Oh god what would Charles think?' suddenly unwanted thoughts flooded into her head of the terrible things her husband, Charles would do to Tom, her son.
She decided to support Tom in the wizard thing. 'As long as Tom doesnt use this to his advantage..." She thought back to last Christmas when Tom had decided to do a prank on the family.
She still laughed at the thought. Tom had put itching powder in everyones clothes except hers and his own. The he dressed himself up in his halloween costume which was supposedly "Jesus", and told everyone to do as he said or they will suffer. He had them pamper him until they found out he had a fake beard on.
Sigh. 'Time to talk to Tom'
Suddenly a scream came from downstairs. It was another prank on the maids.
"Tom Marvolo Riddle, come up here this instant!" she yelled