Disclaimer: I am running out of fun phrases to say that I own nothing.
"Hello! Friend-to-be! Where are you? It's me! Gabriel!"
"Stop yelling so loud. I'm right behind you." Gabriel spun around smiling. A very suave, elegant, handsome man stood behind him.
"Oh, hello. God sent me to be your friend." He said in an annoying manner looking around. "Nice place you got here."
"Uh, thanks."
"What's your name?"
"I am the Count Dracula. But all the girls that hero worship me call me Drac or You Sexy Piece Of Crap." he said with a tiny smile. He took of the ring on his finger. "As a token of our friendship," Dracula began to twitch, " I give you twitch twitch my ring." He gave the ring to Gabriel who immediately put it on his finger.
"Wow! Thanks! Hey, Dracula, you don't look so good. Maybe I should leave so that you can lay down." Dracula nodded frantically.
"YES! Go, please. I feel just disgusting. I really need to go lay down."
"Okay. It was nice meeting you! Bye!"
"Sure it was. Bye."
When Gabriel flew away, Dracula ran as fast as he could to the nearest pond. When he got there, he vigorously began washing his mouth out.
"TOO MUCH NICENESS!" he screamed.