Cobra Stops The World (NOT!)
To Aaron: Hey there, Aaron! I'm glad you liked the last chapter! I'm also glad you liked seeing Quicksilver and Scarlett work together. Even Pietro can keep his libido aside for a while, although it takes a Herculean amount of willpower for him. The GI Joe cartoon is on DVD, and I have seen Spy Troops and Valor vs. Venom. I love Valor vs. Venom. It's so awesome. As soon as I can find a written summary, I just may 'Misfit-ize' the DVD. Is there a new GI Joe series going on? Enjoy the new chapter!
To todd fan: Hey there todd fan! Your exams are over, so you must be really happy about that. I'm glad you liked the last chapter! Enjoy the new one, and I hope you did well on your exams!
To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky! I haven't heard from you in a long time, man! It has been way too long! How are you doing? Hee hee, the Dreadnoks stealing the spotlight while Serpentor III tries to send out a second broadcast? And then Serpentor II makes a comment on how horrendous and offensive Serpentor III's helmet looks? I like that idea. I'll see if I can find a way to fit that in somewhere. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Red Witch: Hey there Red Witch! I read the new chapter of "Welcome to the Dark Side" and I loved it! It looks like Evan just may have reached the point of no return. It's too bad the Spectre is not a character in the Marvel Universe. Just imagine if he and Evan met. Yeah, they had to let Pietro out of his cage to help out on the mission. I'm glad you liked the new chapter! Enjoy the new one!
To Raliena: Hey there Rae! Yeah, Destro has always been the smart one. Unfortunately, he's surrounded by psychos, idiots, and combinations of the two. I think outside of missions, Todd and Althea would worry about being separated from each other, but they probably wouldn't mind for the sake of a mission.
Disclaimer: "I think we're going to need to put a little overtime in on this one!" - Dan Ackroyd as Ray Stantz, Ghostbusters
Chapter 4: Aqua Assault!
The Pacific Ocean
On the way to the newly-discovered Cobra base hidden in the ocean, a Joe vehicle known as a SHARC cruised in the ocean. Inside were the Joes codenamed Wet Suit and Deep-Six. Alongside them was Althea Delgado, the East Coast Misfit team leader codenamed Wavedancer, clad in her blue-and-black costume. The teenager did not look too happy.
"You two are very lucky that this is a very important mission." Althea scowled at the two Joes, crossing her arms. "I was working on something very important with my Toddles."
"Yeah, you were working on improving your skills at tonsil hockey." Wet Suit quipped with a laugh.
"Only a teenage girl would consider making out an important task." Deep-Six grumbled.
"Could be worse, Six." Wet Suit smirked. "She could reach the Age of Consent. Once that happens, God help the Toad."
"I'm right here, you know!" Althea snapped.
"Besides, Deep-Six. I'm sure you were her age once. Wasn't getting your paws on the pretty girl the one thing on your mind at that age?" Wet Suit grinned. Deep-Six turned his head slowly, revealing his glare. "Oh yeah, I forgot. You were born grown-up." The SEAL rolled his eyes and went back to his driving.
"Forgive me, I just don't like talking to people much." Deep-Six sighed. "That's why I went into deep-sea diving. I like to be by myself." Not to mention my…condition. The diver added mentally. Very few knew this, but Deep-Six had a bit of a psychological fear of crowds.
"Hey…what's that?" Althea pointed ahead. A bunch of lights appeared in the water. Deep-Six checked the scanners.
"I think that's the Cobra base."
"Good. Let's sneak inside and get some answers. We'll give those landlubber Cobras a surprise they'll never forget!" Wet Suit grinned.
"Can we make it quick? I have to get back home and finish the important project me and Toddles were working on." Althea asked. Suddenly, the sound of a laser was heard and the craft shook. "WHOA!"
"I think they found us." Deep-Six said in a monotone. The SHARC suddenly found itself dodging a barrage of red beams of light. "I need more maneuverability. This craft has to lose some weight."
"No problem!" Wet Suit nodded. "Wavedancer, grab a harpoon gun! We're going out and we're going to party!" Althea nodded in response, and the Joe and Misfit grabbed a pair of harpoon guns and prepared to go in the water. Althea didn't need as much as Wet Suit did because her mutant physiology allowed her to breathe underwater, and her body was more resilient to heat, cold, and pressure than the average human (A/N: I figured that since Althea's mutation allowed her to breathe underwater, it was understandably allow her to withstand temperature extremes and pressure much better than the average human being). The two slid out the bottom of the SHARC, into the water as the vehicle turned and sped up toward the base.
"What is that kook Deep-Six doing!" Althea blinked.
"Oh boy." Wet Suit groaned. "Deep-Six has finally lost it." The SHARC sped towards the base, in particular, towards one of the base's guns. It was almost like Deep-Six was planning to use the SHARC as a battering ram. Several Cobra frogmen were noticing this and they started to freak out.
"Oh God!"
"Get out of the way!"
"He's nuts!"
"He gonna kill us all!"
"Mommy!"
"Run!" The frogmen dove out of the way. Just when the SHARC was about to slam into the base, the Joe aquatic vehicle pulled up. Deep-Six looked around at the fleeing frogmen.
"Sorry, didn't mean to scare you." The diver said nonchalantly. Wet Suit and Althea blinked at that.
"I think that all that time Deep-Six likes to spend alone has finally gotten to him at last." Althea blinked.
"No kidding." Wet Suit agreed. Suddenly, they heard something moving in the water. "Torpedo!" Wet Suit exclaimed.
Well, well, well! Looks like our heroes are in trouble! What insanity will happen next? What's at the base? Can Althea and Wet Suit stop the torpedo? Where are the others? Will someone get blown up in a comical manner? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!