Cobra Stops The World (NOT!)

To Readerrr Grrrl: Hey there Reader! Nice to hear from you again! I'm glad you liked the last chapter! I thought it would be funny for Wet Suit, Wavedancer, and Deep Six to find a seaweed recipe in the middle of a Cobra base. Yeah, the horde thing would be funny. I can imagine that if that seaweed recipe ever got in the paws of one BA LeCarr, it would become an evil horde that would destroy anything in its path, heh heh! Enjoy the new chapter!

To AnonGirl88: Hey there Anon! I'm glad you and Fishy like the story so far. I hope you keep on reading. Sorry, I don't think I can fit in sharks. But you never know in a Misfit fic, so fingers crossed. Yeah, a fear of crowds is tough, but it isn't impossible to get over. Plus, Deep Six is probably shy by nature. Enjoy the new chapter!

To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky! Perhaps jester suggested that they…gasp…make peace. Leatherneck and Wet Suit chasing a squirrel? Hmm, maybe I can do that sometime. And maybe I'll have the squirrel torture Kelly and Duncan too, heh heh. Enjoy the new chapter!

To Aaron: Hey there Aaron! Yeah, I put some hidden lines from the cartoon episode as well. Oh yeah, Deep Six should never be angered when he wants quiet. If the Misfits were to set him up for his date, they probably would set up Deep Six with a librarian or something, heh. For some odd reason, I can imagine Duke and Snake Eyes getting into the occasional brawl here and there. Enjoy the new chapter!

To Red Witch: hey there, Red Witch! I read your new stuff and I loved it. I guess we'll be getting to see the Black Queen sooner than we thought, huh? I'm glad you recognized some of the original lines. Yeah, I got the new issue of Uncanny X-Men. I couldn't believe that Psylocke is back. What a way to start 2005, huh? Anyway, enjoy the new chapter!

To todd fan: Hey there todd fan! Glad you liked the last chapter! Enjoy the new chapter!

To Raliena: Hey there Rae! I'm glad you liked the last chapter! Yeah, old Deep Six is very protective of the oceans, because he can go there to find some peace. Are they going to give the recipe to BA? I think they'd be very reluctant, because BA tends to screw up and/or mutilate recipes beyond recognition. Enjoy the new chapter!

Disclaimer: "Business is picking up!" - Jim "Good Ol' J.R." Ross

Chapter 6: Who Let The Dogfights Out?

In the sky, over a rainforest

Two Cobra Rattlers, the standard jet planes of the infamous terrorist organization, dove down toward the Joe Tomcat containing Duke and Ace. The planes fired two missiles at the Joe jet plane.

"Ace! Two missiles coming toward us at twelve o'clock!" Duke exclaimed as he noticed his tactical screen, which also made an alarm noise. Ace smirked.

"No problem, Duke. Lock 'n' load, baby!" Ace fired a missile of his own, which managed to destroy the two Cobra missiles. "BOO-YAH!"

"You watch too many cartoons, man." Duke shook his head with a sigh. His tactical screen flashed another warning. "Ace! The Rattlers are right behind us!" Duke then noticed red beams of light race past the cockpit window.

"No problem, Duke." Ace smirked as he put on a headphone over one of his ears. "All I need is my dogfight music."

"Dogfight music?" Duke blinked in amazement. Ace grinned.

"Yeah." The pilot laughed. "Every pilot knows that dogfights are much better when you're listening to music while you're fighting them. Makes it feel more like you're in a movie!"

"You ain't Tom Cruise and this isn't 'Top Gun'!" Duke exclaimed. But Ace ignored the first sergeant and started to play a mix CD. "Oh brother, never mind. I just hope he doesn't decide to sing." A Rattler fired a missile. "Ace! Missile at six o'clock!" Ace eyed a rock overhang.

"I got an idea, Duke!" Ace grinned. The pilot moved the jet plane to pass under the overhang, and the missile and Rattler followed. Ace dove sharply as he was just about to hit the overhang. He dove so sharply, the missile could not follow, and it hit the overhang. The debris fell on top of the pursuing Rattler, destroying it. "Yeah! Did you see that! WHOOOOO! That rocked!" A pale-faced, completely scared Duke mumbled in response.

"Duh…ugh…be-buh…duh…"

"And here comes his little friend!" Ace smirked as he noticed the other Rattler fly up behind Ace's Tomcat, firing tracers. Ace hooted and hollered as he managed to flip and roll through the tracers. Ace did a loop-de-loop, causing his jet to end up behind the Rattler.

"What?" The Rattler pilot was very confused. "What the?" Ace's face formed a very evil smile.

"AFTERBURNER!" Ace hit the switch on the afterburners. The Joe jet streaked very close to the Rattler.

"WHAT!" The Rattler pilot screamed as the blue jet got hit by the Joe jet, sending the Rattler into a cliff face. The jet exploded once it hit the cold rock.

"Ah, I love shooting down Cobra jets! Just like Highlander, baby: There can be only one! WHOOO!" Ace crowed at the smoking wreck cockily. He turned off his music and smiled. "Now that was a dogfight, Duke!" Duke panted and held his chest. He felt his heart start beating again.

"Well…yeah." Duke panted. "That was some dogfight. That was some great work, Ace…Although next time. I think I'll watch it from the ground." Suddenly, an explosion was heard. "Ace! We've been hit!"

"You have got to be kidding me!" Ace exclaimed in shock as his instrument board went wild. "Those Cobras must've had a freakin' third Rattler waiting in the wings!" He saw the third Rattler fly away. "Darn it!"

"No time for regrets Ace, we gotta bail!" Duke ordered.

"Yes, sir!" Ace and Duke ejected from the plane as it went down into the jungle. Ace and Duke unfolded their parachutes, only for them to get shot down by the Rattler. "Crud." The two screaming Joes fell into the river. After what seemed like an eternity, the two Joes surfaced and swam to the shore. The two Joes found themselves looking at the business end of several spears, wielded by several angry natives.

"I guess we angered the natives." Duke gulped.

"You got that right, mate." A familiar voice laughed: Major Bludd.

Uh oh! Looks like good ol' Duke and Ace are in big trouble! What insanity will happen next? Will the two Joes be able to escape their predicament? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!