Cobra Stops the World (NOT!)
To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky Genocide! I haven't heard from you in a very long time, dude! I missed hearing from you a whole lot! The rest of Cobra teasing Major Sebastian Bludd about not being able to get a date in ten years? I do like that idea. It is incredibly hilarious. Well, in Bludd's line of work, it can be difficult in the romantic department sometimes. I'm sure Bludd manages. Did you know that in the old GI Joe comics, Bludd wrote poetry? It was terrible poetry, but it was poetry. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Red Witch: Hey there Red Witch! Yeah, here we go again with another chapter of craziness. I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! I wonder who they'll bring back from the dead next in the comics? I liked seeing Colossus and Psylocke back. You know who I want them to resurrect next? John Proudstar, the first Thunderbird. Poor old John Proudstar never really got to experience any of the X-Men's major storylines, except for Krakoa. I'd love to see him return too. Jean is back in another comic? Which one? How many times has she returned now, four? Anyway, enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait to read the last chapter of "Welcome to the Dark Side'! Put it up quick!
To Raliena: Hey there, Rae! Yeah, Duke and Ace are in big trouble. Major Bludd lied to those poor natives, and now they think that the Joes are the bad guys instead of Bludd, the real bad guy. Enjoy the new chapter, Rae!
To todd fan: Hey there todd fan! I've been reading your work, and I really do enjoy your stuff. Thanks again for using one of my song ideas. You really rock. I'm glad to be one of your favorite authors. I'm glad you liked the line about Top Gun. I thought it might bring some laughs. Anyway, enjoy the new chapter, and I can't wait to read more from you!
To AnonGirl88: Hey there Anon! I haven't heard from you in a while! I'm very glad you and Fishy enjoyed the last chapter. Ah yes, the old romantic standards. Pietro trying to set up Lance and Angelica, and Pyro flirting with Angelica. I'll see if I can fit that in the story somewhere, although the episode pretty much has the whole story planned out. Anyway, I hope you and Fishy enjoy the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "Sweet! Now I can just play with myself." - Eric Cartman, South Park
Chapter 7: House Party!
The Cobra Base on the West Coast
An elderly woman hobbled up to the front door of a wooden house. A Cobra Viper answered the door.
"What do you want, lady?" The Viper grumbled impatiently.
"Excuse me sonny, but I got lost. I don't have any money on me, and I have no idea where I am. Would you be so kind as to allow an old woman to use the phone quickly?" The old woman asked sweetly.
"Beat it, you old bag!" The Viper snapped. The old woman shook her head.
"Such a shame. Youth these days are so disrespectful." The old woman sighed sadly. Before the Viper could make a smart-alec remark, he found himself being flipped over the old woman's shoulder, and knocked cold. The old woman ran inside the house and found several Cobra Vipers relaxing.
"Hey what?" The Vipers jumped up to their feet. The old woman tore off her face and clothes to reveal the beautiful red-haired Joe codenamed Scarlett.
"Come on boys, I'm in a dancing mood." Scarlett grinned. The Cobra Vipers charged the redhead. However, Scarlett had been undergoing martial-arts training since she could walk. She managed to clear the room easily. "Man, you people are no challenge." Scarlett chuckled, clapping her hands to wipe them off. She didn't notice a Viper sneaking up behind her with a knife. Scarlett turned around, but the Viper seemed to be hit in the gut by what appeared to be something invisible, then knocked into the wall. Scarlett smiled as Xi came into view. "Thank you, Xi. I knew bringing you was a good idea."
"I always did want to travel." Xi grinned. Pietro zipped into the house.
"Hey Scarlett I checked around and I didn't find good God, what happened here!" Pietro blinked as he surveyed the beaten Vipers.
"Xi and I were doing some bonding." Scarlett joked. They heard a moan, and they saw a Viper try to get to his feet, using a couch to help prop himself up. The Joe and two mutants walked up to the Viper and picked him up.
"Okay pal, what we need is some information." Scarlett said to the Viper. "And trust me, I don't want to have to feed you to those boys." She pointed at Pietro and Xi, who had evil grins on their faces, making the Viper gulp.
"We want to play with you." Pietro said in a creepy voice.
"Mommy." The Viper whimpered. Scarlett turned the Viper's face back to her.
"Now then, you are going to provide me with some information." Scarlett smiled sweetly. "Either you tell us everything you know about the missing oil tankers." The Viper in a panic, looked at Xi and Pietro, and at Scarlett. He head moved back and forth over and over.
"I know nothing. I swear, I know nothing lady!" The Viper gulped.
"Why should we believe you?" Xi scowled.
"Look man! I'm no fool, okay! I know when I'm licked, man! Besides, she'll kill me, man!" The Cobra Viper babbled in fright. Who could blame him? I know nothing about any missing tankers! Only what I see on the news, I swear to God, man! I'm not lying, man!"
"What do you think?" Scarlett looked up at the two Misfits with her.
"I think we should let him go." Xi nodded. "I sense he's telling the truth."
"Good idea." Scarlett nodded with a grin. WHAM! The red-headed Joe whacked the Viper's head against the pool table, knocking him out. "Another dead end." Scarlett sighed.
Well, well, well! Looks like the Joes are no better off now. What insanity will happen next? Can our heroes save the day? What is Cobra up to now? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!