Cobra Stops The World (NOT!)
To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky Genocide! Nice to hear from you again, my friend! Actually, I now have taken Duke and Ace out of the jungle already so, regretfully, I can't use that piranha idea. However, I do like the idea, so I think I may be able to use it in another Misfit fic. Maybe I can have it happen to Pietro or something. Enjoy the new chapter!
To todd fan: Hey there todd fan! I read the new chapter of "Slugs and Snails" and I loved it! I really liked seeing Scott hallucinate. That was really funny. May I make a suggestion? I want Scott to look at a cactus and he sees Jean, and then he starts making out with the cactus. That would be so funny! Yeah, you can't help but almost feel sorry for Cobra. They're going to get what's coming to them! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "X-Men: Evolution, the Musical" and "Little Shop of Mutants"!
To Raliena: Hey there Rae! Yep, it's snake hunting time! Boy, Serpentor is going to wish he never got out of bed today, my friend! Enjoy the new chapter!
To AnonGirl88: Hey there Anon! I'm very glad you and Fishy liked the last chapter! Yeah, I hope I can give Fishy a little cameo in my new West Coast Misfit story, coming soon. I hope you enjoyed the one-shot "What's in a Codename, Anyway?" Enjoy the new chapter!
To Red Witch: Hey there Red Witch! I read the new chapter of "Double Identity", and I loved it. I knew it! Carols taking over, and she is mad! I'm glad you liked the scene with Zanya and Thrasher brawling in the background, heh heh. I thought it'd be good for a laugh. Yeah, poor ol' Serpentor III is well on his way to hitting the madhouse. Or at least the bottle. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for more from you!
To Aaron: Hey there Aaron! I generally just found the original synopsis and added some wacky moments here and there! Yeah, poor Thrasher and Zanya. They want love so badly. Yeah, I could imagine Lita laying a smackdown on poor old Thrasher. I suppose I could do stories about that sometime down the line. Who knows? Enjoy the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "Yes! Yes! Yes! Can you feel it! I have exorcised the demons! This house is clear!" - Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Chapter 11: Invasion Time!
The Cobra base barracks, the coast of Padagonia
Four Cobra Vipers were playing poker in the barracks.
"Okay boys, read 'em and weep, the game is poker: five card stud, and jokers are wild." One Cobra Viper said as hedealt out cards to the other three at the table.
"Oh yeah, it's finally going to be my night!" A second Viper whooped.
"Yeah, right." A third Viper snickered. "Last time you played poker, you ended up have to wear a ballerina costume, and prance around in front of Cobra Commander, saying 'I'm the Magic Fairy Princess'!"
"Yeah, it was so funny!" The fourth Viper laughed. "He nearly shot you."
"Yeah, the Baroness staged in drunk and she tried to catch you, saying you were her pretty little butterfly. It was so funny!" The second Viper laughed, causing the first and last two Vipers to laugh. The second Viper's eye twitched and he shook with anger. Suddenly, he pulled out a pair of shotguns and pointed them at the other three Vipers, scaring them.
"You want to do this, huh! HUH!" The second Viper exclaimed. "Come on! Let's do this! WHAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The other three Vipers sat up slowly and tried to calm the twitching Viper down.
"Okay…settle…" One said. Suddenly, the ground shook and a wall behind them collapsed, revealing Lance Alvers in his uniform. The geokinetic Misfit codenamed Avalanche grinned evilly at the four Vipers.
"I've come to play…" Lance said with a deranged grin. The Viper's faces paled.
"You're not gonna hurt us, are you?" They whimpered. Lance shook his head.
"No…" He said. "But they will…" Lance pointed behind him. Out of nowhere, Toad and Xi leapt on the Vipers and took them down quickly.
"Did you really need to do they, yo?" Todd said to Lance. The elder mutant shrugged.
"Hey, I saw that old Richard Pryor special on TV last night. Thought it'd good for a laugh." Lance smirked. He saw several Vipers run by screaming. They were on fire and John was chasing after them.
"The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! WHAHAHAHAHA!" John cackled madly. The other three Misfits sighed and shook their heads.
"I worry about our friend John sometimes." Xi remarked.
"Believe me Xi, you are not the only one." Lance sighed. This was just one of the many events that were occurring during the invasion of the Cobra base on Padagonia. Joe Skystrikers and Dragonflies flew around in the air, taking out anti-aircraft guns and engaging in dogfights with Cobra Rattlers. Joe WHALEs and SHARCs could bee seen in the water, helping the elite soldiers and the Misfits take out HISS tanks and various other Cobra land vehicles.
"Let's party, Cobra! YO JOE!" Duke yelled.
"Hold still you bloody bint!" Buzzer screamed as he slashed his futuristic chainsaw at Lila Cheney, the newly-codenamed Starway.
"Nyeah, nyeah, nyeah!" Lila teased, giving Ripper raspberries as she teleported out of the way of his strikes. She gave him a kick to the head, knocking him out. "Man, you get more pathetic every day I meet you." Lila chuckled as she dusted off the front of her black-and-gold costume with the white star on the chest.
"I'm hit! I'm going down!" Scarlett exclaimed as her Skystriker got blasted in the tail by a Cobra anti-aircraft gun. She ejected from the plane. She noticed a Cobra Rattler fly towards her. She took her trademark power crossbow and aimed it at the Rattler. She stopped when she noticed two familiar faces piloting the blue jet. "Ace! Duke!" She waved her hands."
"It's Scarlett!" Ace pointed ahead from the pilot's seat. "She's waving at us!"
"Thank God." Duke sighed. "I thought she was going to blast us out of the sky. Her crossbow packs quite a punch."
Well, well, well! Looks like the Joes are launching the big attack! What insanity will happen next? Can the Joes save the day? What'll Pyro set fire to next? What'll get blown up? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!