Cobra Stops The World (NOT!)

To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky Genocide! It's nice to hear from you again! The Misfits leaving the Dreadnoks tied up, gagged, and in the company of the gorilla that menaced Major Bludd? Hmm…that's doable. I got a better idea: How about the Misfits leave the Dreadnoks in the company of a bunch of lonely female gorillas? Yeah, I can do that! Enjoy the new chapter!

To Raliena: Hey there Rae! I'm glad you liked the last chapter! Thanks for reading my stories so far! I hope you always will! Enjoy the new chapter!

To todd fan: Hey there todd fan! It was so nice hearing from you again! I hope your older brother gets off his butt and fixes that computer of yours. I really want to read new chapters of "Slugs and Snails", "X-Men: Evolution, the Musical", and "Little Shop of Mutants"! I agree with you, ol' Pyro will set fire to anything flammable. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the new chapter!

To Red Witch: Hey there Red Witch! I read the new chapter of "Double Identity" and I loved it! I don't blame Nick Fury for keeping plans for the Bio Pulse. He has superiors. He's got people he has to answer to, and knowing him, I bet he never really thought of keeping the Bio Pulse plans as a smart idea either. He's seen what it can do with modification, and I'm sure it bothers him. I think the X-Men and Misfits were being a bit too harsh on him. And another think, how the can Cyndi and Blackjack exist as separate beings! They're two parts of Lucas himself! They're merely two parts of one whole! That's really confusing! Anyway, I'm glad you liked that bit with Lance and the Cobra Vipers. I thought it would be good for some laughs. Yep, you can't beat the classics! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for the new chapter of "Double Identity"!

To AnonGirl88: Hey there Anon! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad that you and Fishy loved the last chapter! Pyro burning someone's underwear? That's a funny suggestion. I'll see if I can do something with that! Enjoy the new chapter!

Disclaimer: "They've gone to plaid!" - John Candy (RIP) as Barf the Mog, Spaceballs (A really funny movie by Mel Brooks! See it!)

Chapter 12: Adventure's End!

Padagonia

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee…" St. John Allerdyce, the insane Australian Misfit codenamed Pyro, giggled happily. He was giggling at a pair of boxer shorts that belonged to a Cobra Viper: the classic white boxers with red hearts all over them. The giggling lunatic teenager placed the boxers on a lead pipe. He then used one of the flamethrowers built into his costume to set the boxers alight. His giggles became insane cackling. "WHAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN!"

"Well, glad to see John is happy." Pietro Maximoff, the Misfit speedster codenamed Quicksilver grumbled. "Ow!" Lila Cheney, an interstellar teleporter codenamed Starway, smacked him upside the head. "Hey!" Wanda Maximoff, the Misfit hexcaster codenamed Scarlet Witch, and Pietro's fraternal twin sister, giving him her own smack upside the head. "Did you really need to do that?" Wanda shrugged.

"Sure, why not?" Wanda said nonchalantly. Althea, Todd, and Xi appeared from the bushes.

"We have the Dreadnoks safely restrained." Xi reported.

"Yeah." Althea added with a snicker. "They're nice and safe."

"And they'll really love the company they ended up finding, yo." Todd snickered.

"What do you mean?" Lila wondered. The Misfits heard screaming. They saw Torch, Zartan, Ripper, Buzzer, Road Pig, Virus, Gnawgahyde, and Leathersuit hop by, screaming through their gags, and tied up from head to toe. "What in the world?" John burst out laughing. "Oh my God." A bunch of gorillas with bows on their heads and hearts in their eyes raced after the male Dreadnoks, hooting and screeching.

"Man, mates, that was funny!" Pyro laughed. The rest of the Misfits burst out laughing.

"Holy cow!" Lila chortled. "That was the best!"

"I'm getting déjà vu, man!" Pietro whooped.

"Why am I not surprised?" Wanda snickered. "As long as I've been in this outfit, something weird with animals always happens. Remember what happened to Kelly with those turkeys at that one Thanksgiving? (1)" The Misfits laughed harder.

"Oh yeah! That was classic!" Pietro laughed.

"AAAAAAGH!" A bunch of Cobra Vipers screamed as they ran by. The Misfits felt the ground shake, and they saw why: an insanely-cackling Lance Alvers, the Misfit geokinetic codenamed Avalanche, was chasing after them by surfing on a wave of earth.

"MWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Lance laughed crazily as he passed by. "COME ON! LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL! YOU VIPERS WANT A PIECE OF ME! WELL, LET'S PARTY BECAUSE IT'S PARTY TIME, BOYS! WHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! YEAH! LET'S FRIGGIN DO THIS!"

"Lance has snapped." Pietro blinked. "He's finally snapped."

"No, I think Lance is releasing some tension he's been feeling lately." A blue Cobra Rattler, with Scarlett sitting on the nose, landed right near the teenagers. "Huh? Scarlett? What's going on?" The canopy opened, revealing Duke and Ace.

"No time to explain, kids! Come on!" Duke ordered.

The Cobra Base control room

"This is all your fault, Destro!" Serpentor snapped. "You said the remote control device was untraceable!"

"That is what I believed as well, Serpentor!" Destro snapped back. "Obviously the Joes must have found or devised a way to trace it."

"Hogwash! I highly doubt those Joes even remotely have the intelligence required to build such a device!" Serpentor laughed.

"You'd be surprised what we Joes can do, Snake King." A familiar voice growled. Serpentor and Destro turned around and saw Duke. Ace, Scarlett, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Starway, Wavedancer, Xi, and Toad were with him.

"We're able to track your frequencies, Serpentor." Scarlett grinned, before destroying the cloaking device with an arrow.

"Now to shut you down!" Wanda threw a hexbolt at the remote detonator, causing it to fizzle out.

"Get them!" Ace cried out. The three Joes and six Misfits bum-rushed the Cobra Emperor and Destro.

"You're finally going to answer for all your attempts to conquer the world, Cobra!" Duke exclaimed as the Joes and Misfits held the two at their knees. Serpentor smirked.

"I do not think so, Duke." The Emperor smirked. Hidden nozzles appeared in the room, and doused the room with gas. The Joes and Misfits went under as Serpentor and Destro made their escape.

The Pit, sometime later

"Ohh…" Duke moaned as he woke up. He found himself in the infirmary. "Where am I?" He found himself in the Joe infirmary. "Serpentor…"

"You're in the infirmary, Duke." Ace said from next to Duke's bed. Lifeline and Dragonfly were with him. "Cobra got away, I'm afraid."

"Yes, but you guys did manage to stop them and save the world. Again." Lina Chakram grinned.

"Yeah, I guess so." Duke sighed. "I just wish we could've gotten them this time."

"We'll get 'em, Duke. Don't worry." Ace chuckled.

"Duke, Barbecue and Pyro are going to hold their big barbecue bash. You think you can be there?" Lina asked.

"You kidding?" Duke grinned. "Now you're cooking with gas! I'll be there!" Lifeline, Lina, and Ace laughed.

(1) - See "Thanksgiving Madness" by me, L1701E

Well, well, well! Looks like our heroes just went through another adventure! What insanity will happen down the line? Can our heroes handle it? This is L1701E saying, find out soon! Thanks for reading!