A/N: If you are any obsessed fangirl to any of the guys and you're going to flame me b/c he's your 'man' then please leave. But if you're a fangirl who doesn't mind then please read and review. I have like 30 something reviews for just 2 chapters! Thank you, reviewers!

Warning: Swearing! Slight Bashing! Some really weird jokes.

Disclaimer: Kazuki Takahashi owns Yu-Gi-Oh! I just own Miiko and myself, Ruri.

The snack bar

Joey and Tristan snickered to themselves as they followed Yugi and his date to theater 13 which is where Charlie's Angels 2 were playing. Yugi and the black-haired girl didn't notice them because they (Joey and Tristan) were behind some teenage girls and they were right behind Yugi. As they walked into the theater, Yugi and his date went to sit in the front row while Joey and Tristan sat five rows behind them.

(A/N: Let me just clarify that I don't really like him that much in that way, anyway.)

Ruri's POV

The previews are starting and I'm bored already. What a great date. Of course, I say that with sarcasm. I can't wait to go home so I could go kill that hyper brunette, Miiko. Then roast her for supper! Wait that didn't sound right...

"Want some popcorn?" Yugi asked me.

"Ehehe...No thanks," I said.

'Gonna roast me some brunette tonight...'

The movie started but I paid attention more of the whole situation. I mean, sure he's nice and also kind of reminds me of a kid. He's probably more believable as my little brother or even my kid. That's scary. If he had that kind of haircut, just imagine how'd his father would look like.

'He'd better not try anything...' I said, staring at him suspicious.

'Then again, I think I suppose I could just pound him. That's mean but also true,' I thought, looking at the movie screen. Suddenly, the whole theater had a strange bright light that passed as quickly as it appeared.

"What's this movie about?" he asked in a deep voice.

OO "Wha?" I asked surprised. He's much taller now. I must be hallucinating. I rubbed my eyes and blinked to make sure that I wasn't just seeing things.

"I asked, what's this movie about?" he said again.

"UH..." I was practically speechless. His voice wasn't so deep nor was he this tall. Just a second ago, I almost wanted to ask if he needed a phonebook to sit on. It's like he's somebody else now. What's exactly going on here? Is this some kind of cruel joke that Miiko planned? I frowned at that thought. Then I was probably tricked into this whole thing. If that was true, I'm going to do more than just fry her.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said, turning away. Hmm...how was I going to let this guy confess that he and Miiko's playing a joke on me? Maybe I should be slutty or something? Um...no. I never resort to that. No matter how desperate I am.

"So how do you know Miiko?" I asked him.

"Yugi goes to the same school with her," he answered, not looking at me. He was too absorbed to the movie. God, he sees a few women in skin tight outfits and he's addicted to the damn movie.

"Yugi? Aren't you Yugi?"

Then as if he remembered something, he jumped slightly and twitched uncomfortably. "Oh, right...I'm supposed to be Yugi..." he muttered, quietly. But I could still hear him.

"Hey, what's that?" he asked, pointing at a random direction.

I don't know why but I stupidly looked at where he pointed. Then the strange light appeared again and disappeared again.

"I don't see anything," I said, looking back at him.

I nearly jumped out of my seat and stared at him,"Okay, how'd you do that?"

"What do you mean?" he asked, innocently.

I would probably lose my mind but then again, I had an overactive imagination so I could just be imagining it.

"Never mind," I said.

"Okay," he said. Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw that he wiped his brow as if, he's relieved about something.

"Oh, Yugi! How could you!" a blonde woman said with an extremely high- pitched voice. She had blonde hair tied very unneatly with a ribbon, looks like she smeared make-up at the last minute, walked in thick heels and she kept tripping in them. She's wearing a shirt T-shirt with her stomach showing and a long skirt. Yes, I could see those things despite the dark theater because of the light from the movie screen.

"What?" we both said.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"Why, I'm Yugi's girl, of course!" she said, giggling behind her hand.

"What the- Joey!" Yugi said.

"Joey? Who's Joey?" she asked.

"No offense, Yugi. But you have bad taste," I said, bluntly. He nervously laughed and sweatdropped.

"Haha Why don't you say that to my face?" the girl asked defensively.

"SHHH!" some people shushed us.

"Oh, Yugi, how could you cheat on me! After all, that we've been through, you're cheating on me with this hussy!" she said, pointing accusingly at me.

"Hey, Sleeping Ugly! Pipe down!" some guy yelled.

"Why don't you come down here and say it in my face!" she yelled back, waving her fist in front of her.

"Oh, Yugi!" another girl ran up to us. This one was equally as ugly as the other one. She had brown hair with a ribbon, thick make-up, hairy legs and wearing a shirt with a short skirt.

"Tristan?" Yugi exclaimed.

"Not Tristan! Trista! You forgot my name again! How could you forget my name and go out with someone? Especially when you already have Josephine and me!" she said with an equally irritating high pitched voice, hitting Yugi with her purse.

'This is not how I'd imagine my date would be like.' I had a huge headache now and reminded myself once again to kill Miiko.

"What are you guys trying to do? I'm on a blinddate!" Yugi said.

"I'm here to tell you that I've had enough of your player attitude! It's us or her!" Trista said, crossing her arms.

"YEAH! I love you, Yugi! Haven't I already shown you that by letting you take away my virginity!" Josephine said, dramatically put her arm on her forehead.

By now, the audience wasn't so interested in the movie. They watched our little 'love rectangle' movie as they munched on popcorn and sipped their sodas. I moved about five seats away from them. Again, another light appeared and I saw that Yugi transformed into someone else. It was that taller guy again. He grabbed Josephine's hand and asked,"Josephine, is it true, did he really do that to you! I will punish my Hikari for this!"

"I'm getting out of here." I muttered, tiptoeing out the theater.

When I went home, I called Miiko to complain about the lousy blinddate. She said that she knew someone else who could take me out. Of course, I declined again and again. Then I accepted when she bribed me. I won't tell you what she's got on me. But she'd better pray that this date goes better than the first one.

A/N: Like it? Was it funny? Then tell in a review! To answer the question of how Tristan and Joey got those clothes, well let's just say that there's some nearly naked woman tied up in a broom closet.