Hermione walked down the street to her favorite club. Growing up she never like the idea of going to a bar, getting drunk and leaving with some stranger. As she got older and left Hogwarts she grew to enjoy the few hours she got a weeks to just relax and let loose in between her classes at the local magical college and her job at a muggle book shop. It wasn't that she drank to get drunk or even went to drink alcohol, she just liked the feeling she got when she dressed up just to go dancing.
Tonight Hermione had dressed in her black skin-tight leather mini skirt and black v-neck halter top. She wore on her feet black heels that laced up to just below her knees. Her makeup was light and natural and her hair was hung loose down her back and ended at the small of her back. After years of having uncontrollable curly hair she found a way to keep it straight with little effort.
She flashed her i.d. to the bouncer and walked in. She waved to the bar tender and made her way to a table at the back of the club and sat down. A waitress came over with a drink and placed it on the table.
"I haven't ordered yet, Kayla." exclaimed Hermione.
"I know, Mya, but there's a guy at the bar that was insistent that I bring this over to you." answered Kayla. "He told me to tell you something about polyjuice and whiskers. Does that mean anything to you, cause I'm drawing a blank. Is it a new drink or something?"
Hermione's eyes shot to the bar looking for anyone that knew about that ill forsaken potions she concocted back in her second year. "Kayla, what did this guy look like?"
"Tall, dreamy and had this wonderful baritone voice." she cooed. "He looks older but most likely mid-thirties and gorgeous long black hair. That's him." She pointed to a man leaning against the bar. He was wearing black jeans and a tight black t-shirt, upon his feet were combat boots. The man held up his glass to the two of them.
"I'll be damned." whispered Hermione. She smiled and waved him over. "Thanks Kayla." she handed the girl a few bucks and the girl left. The man walked up to the table and looked down at Hermione.
He gave a slight smile. "Well, well, well if it isn't Miss Granger. I never expected to see you again."
Hermione smirked. "That makes two of us, Professor. Least of all at a muggle club."
"I'm doing some work for Albus. He was very specific about this place." Hermione shook her head. "He had become troublesome ever since that bloody war ended. Always butting."
"Well, that explains you being here. But how did you recognize me? And how did you know about that damned potion?"
"As for the potion I knew all along. In fact Albus made sure that I had those ingredience available. He knew one of you three would know how to brew it properly. But honestly, whiskers?"
She couldn't help but laugh. "That wasn't my fault. If Miss Norris hadn't been near Millicent's robs everything would have been fine. But you haven't answered my first question."
A small smile caressed his lips. "Who wouldn't remember some one like you, Miss Granger." Hermione didn't know if she should be flattered or offended.
"How long have you been here this evening?" he shrugged.
"Sometime between two to three hours. Albus didn't really tell me what I was looking for here. I have to say I do find some of these peoples choice of dancing appalling. To think they would disgrace themselves this way, and in public."
"Well, Professor..."
"Severus, we are no longer professor and student but two people sharing a drink." he corrected.
"Well, Severus have you even gone out on the dance floor and given it a try?"
His face dropped. "I would think not! You of all people should know that I would never..."
Hermione just waved a hand at him. "You can't make a comment about something until you've done it yourself. Trust me, that is one of the best parts about this place. The dancing." Hermione took a sip of her drink and almost choked on it. "What am I drinking?" she coughed.
"Fire Whiskey." he grinned.
She gulped. "How did you get it in here? They don't serve that here."
"I know the bar keep."
The two sat and listened to some songs play over the sound system and continued to talk about what was going on in their lives. After a few drinks and multiple topics the DJ announced that the club was going to be having a Karaoke Contest and the winner would get dinner and movie for two. The winner would be chosen by the club goers.
"Oh Merlin. You've got to be kidding. They really do that?" laughed Severus.
Hermione raised an eyebrow. "What is that suppose to mean?"
"I've hear about these contests were muggles go up and make a complete fool out of themselves trying to sing." he chuckled. "I never believed they would really do that." Kayla walked up to their table.
"Need a refill Mya?"
Hermione shook her head. "Nah, I'm good. But I do have a question."
"Shoot."
"Am I still ineligible to participate in the contest?"
Kayla thought about the answer. "You won, what three months ago, right?" Hermione nodded. "As long as it's been three months then, sure why not?"
"Thanks, Sev I'll be back in a sec." Hermione left the table, leaving Kayla and Severus in an acward silence.
"Sooo, can I get you a refill?" Severus nodded and Kayla took his glass and left. Moments later Hermione came back with a huge grin on her face.
"What did you do?" Severus asked.
"Nothing." she answered innocently. Hermione finished off her third drink.
Severus looked at her, not believing her. "So who is Mya?"
"Oh, that's just a name I go by around here." smiled Hermione.
Soon the DJ's voice came of the speakers again. "Alright everyone! Sign ups for the contest is now over. We will be starting the contest shortly and I'm proud to tell you all that we have a returning winner! Mya has finally decided to sing for us again!" There were a lot of cheering and cat calls. "Now! Let's get the party started! Rebecca S. your up first!"
A girl in her early twenties got up on stage and began singing a song by Pink. Severus had to cover his ears. The girl killed and buried it. Four more people got up and also sang different songs. Finally the DJ came back on and announced that there was only one more singer. "Let's hear it for MYA!" The club burst into cheers and cat calls once again.
Hermione took the microphone from the stand and looked towards the DJ. "Thanks Jay. Hey ya'll!" this made the clubbers scream louder. "Tonight is special for me. Tonight I prove a point to a new friend! Hit it Jay." Soon Christina Aguilera's "Dirty" started to play over the speakers.
Ah, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty, you nasty (yeah)
Too dirrty to clean my act up If you ain't dirrty You ain't here to party (woo!)
Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm A fire on the roof Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)
Oh, I'm overdue Give me some room I'm coming through Paid my dues In the mood Me and the girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinning (show your hands)
Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off Sweat until my clothes come off
It's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh)
Still jumping, six in the morning Table dancing, glasses are mashing No question, time for some action
:Hermione started to get into the dancing and slowly made her way off the stage and onto the dance floor. She stopped randomly and danced very seductively with a few men before making her way back to her table.:
Temperature's up (can you feel it)
About to erupt Gonna get my girls Get your boys Gonna make some noise
Wanna get rowdy Gonna get a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Wanna get dirrty It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat dripping over my body Dance and getting just a little naughty Wanna get dirrty It's about time for my arrival
Ah, heat is up So ladies, fellas Drop your cups Body's hot Front to back Now move your ass I like that
Tight hip huggers (low for sure)
Shake a little somethin' (on the floor)
I need that, uh, to get me off Sweat until my clothes come off
: Severus watched how she moved her hips to the music and how she moved her body in sync with the beat. He leaned back as she approached him. Hermione straddled him and began to rock her hips against his groin. :
Let's get open, cause a commotion (ooh oh)
We're still going, eight in the morning There's no stopping, we keep it popping (oh)
Hot rocking, everyone's talking
Give all you've got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot Gonna get my girls Get your boys Gonna make some noise
Rowdy Gonna get a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Wanna get dirrty It's about time that I came to start the party Ooh sweat dripping over my body Dance and getting just a little naughty Wanna get dirrty (oh, oh)
It's about time for my arrival
:Severus couldn't help but grow aroused. He fought the urge to grab hold of her and take her.:
Here it comes, it's the one You've been waiting on Get up, get it up Yup, that's what's up You can just put your butt To the maximum Uh oh, here we go (here we go)
You can tell when the music Starts to drop That's when we take it To the parking lot And I bet you somebody's gonna Call the cops Uh oh's, here we go's (here we go)
Ohh ooh ohh, yeah yeah...
Wanna get rowdy (rowdy, yeah)
Gonna get a little unruly (ruly)
Get it fired up in a hurry (hurry)
Wanna get dirrty It's about time that I came to start the party (party)
Sweat dripping over my body (body)
Dance and getting just a little naughty Wanna get dirrty It's about time for my arrival
Rowdy Gonna get a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Wanna get dirrty It's about time that I came to start the party Ooh sweat dripping over my body Dance and getting just a little naughty Wanna get dirrty It's about time for my arrival
:After her little lap dance Hermione made her way back up to the stage to end the song. :
Rowdy Dance and getting a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Let's get dirrty It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat dripping over my body Dance and getting just a little naughty Wanna get dirrty It's about time for my arrival
:The whole club was roaring.:
"I do believe we have a winner! Lets hear it for MYA!" There were whistles and cat calls as well as ancores. Hermione took the envelope for the dinner and movie and went back to her table. Severus just looked at her, his face still red and his breathing slowly becoming normal.
"Well?" she asked, seductively.
"W-well?" he chocked out.
Hermione gave an evil smile. "Did I make a complete fool out of myself?"
Severus tried to hide a gulp. "I wouldn't...I'm..." Hermione couldn't help but laugh.
"I do believe this is the first time, Severus you have been rendered speechless. I take it that I was right, for one in my life?" she winked at him.
They sat at their table for a few minutes before Severus said anything. "I will say this much, you have defiantly changed from the know-it-all from school."
"Right, now I'm a damn hot know-it-all." she winked. "But I've picked up a few things in the years leaving Hogwarts, Severus. There are things you couldn't imagine."
"Is that a challenge?" Hermione leaned in close to him and her nose barely touched his.
"Only if your up to the challenge. I wouldn't want to cause you more of a problem, as I felt before. Then again, I could fix that." She quickly pressed her lips to his before he could say anything.
Ok, all this is a new story by yours truely! There most likely wont be a new chap with this. I just wanted to write a "dirty" story. It may not make any sense to some but remember Hermione has consumed a few drinks and that would explain her actions. Severus is just a guy who really needs to get laid. Looks out of Severus If your out there I'm avaliable!