Damn Twinkle

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"I'll be back."

"Promise?"

"Promise." he winked.

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Severus walked out of his bedroom, pulling on a t-shirt he had grabbed off the mirror. He was entirely sure as to where Albus was, but he knew he needed a strong cup of coffee before he dealt with that man. 'What ever that man needs it had bloody well be important.' he cursed.

He walked into the kitchen only to find Ria filling a cup with hot coffee. He looked around the kitchen and saw that accursed man sitting at the table drinking out of his favorite cup. Severus could see that blasted twinkle in the old man's eyes.

"Good morning, Severus." smiled Albus. Severus rubbed his face as Ria handed him his cup of coffee.

"Is master hungry?" she asked softly.

"Not at the moment, but would you please bring some breakfast to my guest in my bed room." The house-elf looked up at him and smiled. She gave him a slight bow and went to cooking some eggs and bacon.

"How are you this morning, my good man?" asked Albus as he took a sip of his coffee.

Severus cocked an eyebrow. "I'm sure you already know the answer to that question, Albus." The old man only gave him a small smile. "I do believe I found your seer last night."

"Oh?" asked Albus, acting surprised.

"Yes, and I do believe that you knew all along who she was." Albus gave him a hurt look. "Give it up man! Some how you know everything that goes on in the wizarding world as well as the muggle world. I tend to wonder how come you didn't teach Divination when you were a teacher."

Albus gave a small chuckle. "How do you know I didn't?" Severus shrugged and took another sip of his coffee. "So, how is Miss Granger these days?" At the mention of her name Severus spit out the hot liquid he had in his mouth. Albus' smile grew.

"I...I..."

"I'm quite well, Professor." said a delicate voice from the door way. She was wearing one of Severus white dress shirts and her skirt from last night, granted you really couldn't see it. She had pulled her hair back in a low ponytail.

"Why good morning, Miss Granger." Albus said acting surprised to see her.

"Give it up, old man. We know you knew I was here. So spill what was so damn important that you had to wake us so damn early?" she walked over to Severus and draped her arms over his shoulder and kissed his cheek.

"I thought I told you to wait in the room." he whispered.

She smiled at him. "I got tired of that blasted mirror giving me cat-calls and whistling at me. Besides, I was getting lonely." she cooed. Severus gently cupped her cheek and looked her in the eyes. They stared at each other for a few moments until they heard someone clear their throat.

"Will the Misses have her breakfast in the kitchen?" asked Ria.

"Yes, thank you." Ria put a plate of scrambled eggs, toast and bacon on the table next to Severus. Hermione slipped into his lap. He took a piece of bacon from the plate and held it to her (Hermione) lips. Hermione quickly took a bite, almost nipping him.

"Careful, love." he whispered. They could hear Albus chuckling to himself. "So, do tell us what has brought you here at such an early hour?"

"It's only eight in the morning." he said all innocently.

"It's still early." answered Severus.

"Especially if you went to bed around five in the morning." giggled Hermione.

"Shh." said Severus, holding one of his long fingers to his lips.

Albus chuckled to himself again. "I was just seeing how you were progressing in your hunt for the new Divination teacher."

"It would have been quicker if you had told me who she was."

"Yes, that is true." he nodded. "But this was much more fun." Hermione burst out laughing. "So, have you convinced her to join our team?" It was Severus' turn to laugh.

"I think she may take the job."

"I may need to be persuaded a little more." she said winking at Severus.

"Would you like it if I left so you can return to your present shag?" It was Hermione's turn to spit out the contents of her mouth.

"ALBUS!" she cried. He looked at the both of them with an innocent grin on his lips.

"I'm quite sure we are all adults here. So lets not beat around the bush." He said getting up. "Start of term is next week. I'm sure you can entertain each other until then." he winked at Severus. "I'll be expecting both of you at the welcoming feast. I will see you then." There was a loud pop and Albus was gone.

Severus shook his head, while Hermione recovered from what her former head master had said. "That man."

"No kidding." he answered. They didn't say anything for a while as Hermione ate her breakfast and Ria brought a plate over for Severus. He finally said once the plates were cleared. "So, how are we going to entertain ourselves for the next four days?"

Hermione gave him an evil grin. "I have some ideas."


Hello hello! Ok, first I would like to know if the review from madamloon, is that a flame or not? My last chap was just to get to the next chap. If I offended I'm sorry, I'm planning on changing my rating anywho.