Chaos Survey.
Part One: Inu-yasha VS the Survey
One day, young Mokuba was finishing an online survey he'd received. When he finished, he decided to dens the survey to all his friends. First, to Kagome.
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"Kagome!" Gramps called from downstairs. "Kagome!"
"What?" Kagome answered from her computer room, where she had been doing some research for homework.
"Come down here now, the newest shipment of key chains and charms have arrived."
"Coming," Kagome answered. "I really should turn this off. Oh Inu-yasha," she called across the hall.
"What do you want? I was sleeping?" he asked, agitated.
"Could you turn this off for me while I help Grampa?" she asked sweetly, "Thanks!" she called as she dashed off dow the stairs.
"Wait! I never said-!" Inu-yasha tried to protest, but she was already gone. "Great," he mumbled as he walked over to the strange contraption. "Let's see here… Kagome showed me how this thing worked, once. I should've paid more attention. I think you click one of these buttons," he said sitting in the chair. He grabbed the mouse, which he called the rat, and clicked to the upper right hand corner.
"You've got mail!" said the computer with so much enthusiasm it made Inu-yasha out of the seat.
"What the-! It talks?" he asked, looking at the window with the picture of the jumping mail box on it. "I don't like the looks of this. I'd better get rid of it before Kagome thinks I broke it or something." He approached with caution, sitting slowly back in the chair, and grabbing the 'rat' again. He clicked on a button, and suddenly, the message popped on to the screen.
"Take this free survey," he read, "Discover a little bit about yourself, and your friends. Just answer each question, and let the discovering begin."
"It seems easy enough," he said, "Better hurry, though, before Kagome comes back."
Starting Time: 4:00 PM.
Full Name: Inu-yasha
Age: Um, not sure… No ever told me my birthday
Height: Taller than Miroku. He hates it when I I play keep away with his staff, haha.
Eye Color: Yellow. Most girls go crazy about my eyes, but I don't see the big deal. Everyone's got a pair, why should mine be any different?
Hair Color: Silver, like my ears. Are you blind or something?
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Favorite Color: Duh, red, can't you see that? I'm covered in it. People can be so stupid
Favorite Activity: Killing demons
Favorite Food: Ramen! Ramen, Ramen, Ramen!
Favorite Music: I kinda like that stuff Kagome listens to. You know, those five guys who sang nothing but love songs. Reminds me of a simpler time
Favorite Possession: My Tetsusiaga! Touch it and die!
Favorite Friend: Kagome, she knows that. Everybody knows that. So why do they get on my case whenever Kikyo shows up?
Favorite Quote: Windscar; no, wait- Die Naraku! I love to say that.
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First Kiss: What? I can't say that, Kagome will get mad at me.
First Crush: I think it was a rock. I'm good at crushing things
First Serious Relationship: Every body knows that! I'm bored.
Ever been cheated on, or cheated?: What! No! I… uh… I never touched her!
Have you ever thought about cheating on your lover, and if so, with whom?: I'm not telling you that!?! You're sick! Oh, okay, I guess Sango, but only if I were drunk.
If you could take your lover to anyone place in the world, where would it be?: The bedroom, but she never wants to go.
If your lover were a flavor, would they be sour, sweet, creamy neugut, or extra juicy?: what kind of question is that? These questions are making me hungry. Are you done yet?:
What would be your ideal wedding?: Wedding!?! Who said anything about getting married? Kagome and I are fine the way we are
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What's your biggest fear?: That Kagome will leave me for Hojo, or worse, that Joey guy! No, worse than that, for Kouga! Than I'd have to kill them all
Do believe in the afterlife: I believe in the after life, that's how I met Kagome. My first girlfriend died, then 50 years later, I met Kagome. What's wrong with that?
Have you ever believed in the Boogie Man?: The what?!
Do you believe Closet Trolls come out at night to steal your personal belongings?: Closet trolls?! What are they?! Now I have to protect from her closet?!
What's your favorite sport: I already told you: killing demons! Doesn't that count?
Dumbest thing you ever did: Well, one time, I drank too mush sake, and- Wait a second! I'm not telling you that!
Most embarrassing moment: You're startin to bug me!
Boxers or Briefs?: What are those?
Ginger or Mary Anne: Who the heck are they?!
Diet or Regular?: Now you're saying I'm fat!?!?! That does it! I'm getting my sword!
Finish time: 5:45 PM
Click to view most popular answers
Click to send survey to all personal contacts.
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Kagome carried the tray of food upstairs. She felt sorry for leaving Inu-yasha all alone for most of the evening. "Oh, Inu-yasha," she called sweetly, "I'm back. I have lots of yummy food. I thought we could eat together-" she stopped in tracks. Her jaw dropped as she looked inot ther computer room. Inu-yasha was poised to slice her computer in two with the Tetsusaiga!
"Inu-yasha!" she screamed angrily.
"Huh?" Inu-yasha asked, turning his head.
"SIT!" WHAM! Inu-yasha's head slammed into the floor, and his sword fell from his hand.
"OW!" he cried as Kagome grabbed up the sword and sheathed it. "What was that for?!"
"I told you to turn the computer off, not destroy it," she scolded," It's an expensive piece of equipment! Do you know how much one of these costs?"
"But it was asking me stupid questions! It wouldn't shut up! On top of everything I have to deal with, I gotta worry about Closet Trolls coming out to get you!"
"Closet trolls?" Kagome asked. Her eyes got weepy as she knelt down beside him and hugged him, "Oh Inu-yasha, I'm so sorry!"
"What?" he asked.
"That last command must have really done some damage to you this time," she said, scared and worried, "I'm sorry, I'll never make you si- Oh! I almost did it again! I'm sorry! I'll stop talking now before I give you permanent brain damage."
"Brain damage? What the-"
She put her hand over his mouth, and said, "Don't talk, you're delierious. Now, I'll get a cool rag for your head, and you can go lay down on the couch. Then I'll fix you some nice hot Ramen. Is that okay?"
"Uh…" he said, looking at her large eyes, filled with devotion, "Sure?"
"Come on," she cooed, "I'll even fliff the pillows the way you like."
'This might not be so bad,' Inu-yasha thought as Kagome led him downstairs. Meanwhile, the computer screen flashed "Message Forwarded"