To lilly/kissmybooty: go ahead and borrow all you want as long as somewhere along the line I'm credited.

AndreaPenn: thanks so much, I think I caught all the grammer mistakes.

AreYouDeadYet: thanks a bunch. yeah I laugh everytime I read it. To answer your question on deletion, they deleted it because it was posted as just the 150 Ways to Annoy Snape List, and they don't allow lists here. yeah. but hey they make the rules and dis you if you don't follow them.

Lurf you all. Now more of my insanity

punkirish

Why are thou Jaime?

Why are thou Jaime?

You lovely piece of black

Could it be the truths?

Or could it be the lack?

I can't write poetry

Worth shit

So I might as well stop

But I thinks its

The name; for

Why are thou Jaime?

What in a name

But everything

And I like this one.

That was my tragic leap in poetry, utter crap isn't it? Yeah, I though that as well. So Jaime, my black little friend, here's to you and the utter boredom of Muggle Studies. I don't even know why I signed up for this class. It's almost as bad as Binns' History of Magic class. And well, I've been what they call "muggle" for years now, so I should know who JFK was and how to work the microwave. Now I said should not can, I hate that stupid microwave, it never worked right in the first place. Called Snape, Severus today I don't think he even looked up when I said it. I think he's either used to being a git and ignoring people or he is just plain deaf, I think it's the first one. Oh and this uniform thing - utter crap. Yeah, utter crap, utter shit, whatever you want to call it. A rose by any other smells just as fucking stupid as the other. If you hadn't noticed I tend to like the name Jaime. I don't know exactly why, its just cool, and I like the way it sounds. Jaime. Yeah cool huh, say it Jaime. And there are so many other Jaime's in my life but you, my little black book will always be number 1. snicker snicker

Jaime the 1st: You, my loyal book of ME

Jaime the 2nd: that gargoyle on the second floor

Jaime the 3rd: Lupin – yeah, I dubbed him that yesterday in class, I think his is the only one I actually pay attention in, well and Potion's; don't want a cauldron dumped on your head, now do ya.

Jaime the 4th: my oh trusty of trusted pencil of death

Jaime the 5th: Snape's cauldron; don't ask I'll explain later

Jamie the 6th: Mrs. Norris; she is so a Jaime

And that's that for that.

Willow "Tree" V. Parks