As Joey snoozed in his Middle Aged Mutated Samurai Gerbil bed sheets, his computer beeped over and over that he had mail. But he was snoring loud enough to wake the dead. That was the scene when his sister, Serenity came to wake him up.
"Joey, it's 11 o'clock! Wake up!" she said, shaking him.
"Five more minutes… I almost have the three story Sundae finished… Hot fudge mountain here I come…" he said, turning over.
"Oh Joey," Serenity sighed exasperated. Then, she saw the beeping computer, and went to see what was going on.
"An e-mail from Kagome?" Serenity said. "I thought Joey and Kagome were through. He'd better not be cheating on Mai," she said. "I'll just have a peek at what Kagome has to say." As she clicked it open, the little dancing figure exclaimed "FREE SURVEY! FREE SURVEY!"
"Oh thank goodness," Serenity said, "it's just a silly survey… But since Joey's asleep, I'll fill it out for him." she giggled mischievously.
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Starting Time: 11:05 AM
Full Name: Joseph Wheeler
Age: 17
Height: taller than my best friend Yugi, shorter than Seto Kaiba.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
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Favorite Color: I don't know, I wear blue almost all the time
Favorite Activity: Playing Duel Monsters when I'm supposed to spending time with my cute little sister, Serenity.
Favorite Food: Anything
Favorite Music: Broadway Musicals. Especially West Side Story
Favorite Possession: My Millennium Key
Favorite Friend: My sister
Favorite Quote: 'What's to eat?'
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First Kiss: Not likely.
First Crush: the pancake syrup lady
First Serious Relationship: Mai Valentine, but it's anything but serious
Ever been cheated on, or cheated yourself?: All at once or over a period of time?
Have you ever thought about cheating, and if so, with whom?: Never! She'd kill me
If you could take your lover anywhere in the world, where would it be?: ( Serenity stopped, and asked herself, "Where would Joey take Mai? Oh, that's easy!) The Internation House of Flapjacks
If your lover were a flavor, would they be sweet, sour, creamy neugut, or extra juicy: (Serenity giggled, "Mai can be pretty sour sometimes. Especially when Joey forgets her birthday, or Valentine's Day, or to pick her up for a date.") Super sour
What is your ideal wedding?: A huge ceremony, with white doves released into the air when my betrothed enters the chapel, and a sixteen tier wedding cake that has helicopter in
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What is your biggest fear: (Serenity thought, then said, "That's easy. He's afraid I'm gonna find out that he' not a good duelist. But I already know, so…") Clowns
Do you believe in the afterlife: I'm the reincarnation of an Egyptian priest- what do you think?
Do you believe in the Boogie Man: I want my Binky!
Do you believe that Closet Trolls come out at night and steal your belongings: (Serenity stopped and looked at the question with intense curiosity. "Okay, this is just getting weird." Then she heard Joey stirring.
"Closet Trolls…" Joey murmered. "Closet trolls are stealing my donuts… Yugi… stop em…"
"Oh well", Serneity said, ) Yes
What is your favorite sport: Duel Monsters
What was your most embarrassing moment: The day I saw Jaws and wet my pants.
Boxers of Briefs: (Serenity said, "Ewww! I'm not touching that one!")
Ginger or MaryAnne: Who?
Diet or Regular: Which ever they're serving with dinner
Finish Time: 11:45 AM
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Serenity had just forwarded the survey to everyone on Joey's Buddy list when her brother finally awoke with a start.
"Where are the donuts!!" he gasped. "Serenity? What are you doin in my room? You been playin on my computer?"
"Me? Oh, nothing," she said sweetly.
"Okay, if you say so," Joey said. "So… what's to eat? After that dream, I'm starved."
"IHOF here we come!" she said, grabbing her purse as Joey grabbed some jeans and a shirt and went to the bathroom to change. Meanwhile, the computer proudly displayed the message : E-mail Forwarded.