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Chapter Four: Sweet Revenge!!!
"I'm tired of you popping up and hitting on my girlfriend," Ryo Bakura said as he threw the Millennium Ring on to the computer table beside his bed. "It's rude, embarrassing, and beyond contempt!"
"I can have a life too," the evil Spirit of the Ring, whom we've come to know as Li Zhou, said. "And Sango is just my type. Strong, brave, and drop dead sexy."
"But you're a spirit living inside an inanimate object!" Bakura objected.
"So, that doesn't stop me from having fantasies," Li Zhou said, grinning evilly.
"I don't want to hear this again!" Bakura said, covering his ears, "I'm leaving and this time you're staying here!"
"What! You can't do that!" Li Zhou snarled, "You're my reincarnation! You can't just leave me!"
"Oh? Just watch me," Bakura said, and slammed the door in behind him.
"Stop you little whimp!" Li Zhou commanded, but as he took a step too far from the Ring, he hit the invisible barrier that bound him to it. "Blast, I forgot I can't take more than two steps away form that blasted Ring. Now I'm stuck here, alone and bored out of my skull without to taunt nasty things to."
"You've got mail!" said Bakura's computer.
"Oh? He does, does he? Hmm, there's more than one way top skn a cat. Or in this case, skin a whimp." He sat down at the computer, clicked the in box, and started to type.
Start Time: 3:00 PM
Full Name: Ryo Petina Bakura
Age: 17 and a half
Height: I'm a short little whimp
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: White (I used product)
-------------FAVORITES--------------
Favorite Color: Polka Dot
Favorite Activity: Not telling! I'm dirty little boy
Favorite Food: Plain wassabi with rice
Favorite Music: Show Tunes from 50's
Favorite Possession: Again, not telling, suffice to say I'm a dirty, dirty little boy
Favorite Friend: ( "Favorite Friend?" Li Zhou said. He smiled as he typed) The spirit that lives in my Millennium Ring. He's a really nice guy, and I'd love for him to date my girlfiend, whom I'm dumping btw, cause she won't put out
Favorite Quote: 'Horny Monkeys!'
------------RELATIONSHIPS--------------
First Kiss: My hand
First Crush: My hand
First Serious Relationship: My hand, do I need to draw you a diagram?
Have you ever been cheated on, or cheated?: Yes, I frequently cheat on my girlfriend with my friends' girlfriends, who are much more than she is
Have you ever thought about cheating, and with if so with who: Mai, Tea, Kagome, Serenity, my fourth period English teacher, most of the Pin up girls in Playhouse Magazine, and my shrubbery in the corner, and my hand
If you could take your lover anywhere in the world, where would it be: I won't take her anywhere, but the spirit in my Ring would take her first on a world cruise- but he'd keep her in bed most of the time- and then on fabulous honeymoon in Hawaii- again he'd keep her in bed most of the time. And I'd spend the entire time with… my hand
If your lover were a flavor were a flavor, would she be sweet, sour, creamy neugut, or extra juicy: Extra juicy - wink wink
What is your ideal wedding: I'm afraid of marriage, but the spirit in my Ring would take over the world, and have the entire populace bow before him and Sango as they ascend a great firey throne
------------MISCELLENEOUS------------
What is your greatest fear: I'm afraid of everything cause I'm a perverse little whimp
Do you believe in the afterlife: I'm the reincarnation of a demon named Li Zhou, what do you think?
Do you believe in the Boogie man?: He lives in my Millennium Ring, so yes
Do you believe Closet Trolls come out at night and steal your personal belongings: ("What?" Li Zhou said, "That has nothing to do with the previous questions! What kind of Survey is this?" He stopped and thought, then grinned and typed.) Yes
What was the dumbest thing you ever did: Get a hot girlfriend like Sango
What was your most embarrassing moment: The day I wet my pants in public
Boxers or Briefs: Speedo
Ginger or Mary Ann: How do you know what I call my hands?
Diet or Regular: Mud
Finish Time: 3:10 PM
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Li Zhou laughed maniacly as he pushed the "Forward' button, and sent the evil Survey to all of Bakura's friends. "That was fun… but now what do I do?" he asked himself. He was still online. So he grinned, and went to the search engine, typing the words "Hentai! Ecchai ecchai hentai!"