DISCLAIMER: No, I don't own CSI. And no, I don't own Barry Manilow's "Copacabana" either. If you haven't heard of one or the other, this probably won't make much sense!
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NESTING DOLLS: COPACABANA STYLE!
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Her name was Sara
She liked forensics
But battered bodies found in tar
Well, the perps had gone too far
She screamed at Melton
Just like with Shelton
But this time Grissom wasn't there
To divert her deathly glares
Oh, how she loved that man
She was his biggest fan
They were geeks meant for one another
So she left San Fran
For the Vegas
The Vegas Crime Lab
The solve rates there really were quite fab
At the Vegas
The Vegas Crime Lab
Murder and science
And suspect defiance
At the Crime Lab
She lost her cool
His name was Ecklie
Nobody liked him
He took a stroll outside his lair
He saw Sara screaming there
Before she finished
He called her over
When Ecklie started with his speech
Sara would not let him preach
She told him where to go
Now she will lose some dough
Told to apologise to Catherine
Sara answered "no"
At the Vegas
The Vegas Crime Lab
The solve rates there really were quite fab
At the Vegas
The Vegas Crime Lab
Murder and science
And suspect defiance
At the Crime Lab
She lost her job
Her name is Sara
She sits at home now
And as she muses with a beer
There's a knock that she does hear
How grand, it's Grissom
He wants to come in
He wants to know why she's so mad
We'll find out after the ad
Turns out that mum killed dad
This makes the viewers sad
But a handhold
And later "I need her"
Leave us feeling glad
At the Vegas
The Vegas Crime Lab
The solve rates there really were quite fab
At the Vegas
The Vegas Crime Lab
Murder and science
And suspect defiance
At the Crime Lab
There may be love
There may be love
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I actually wrote this after hearing about the Unbearable eppy, just to remind myself that there had been hope for Grissom and Sara only a week before (ie, the last two lines). I was listening to Copacabana and found myself laughing at how well Rico could be substituted by Ecklie in the second verse. And so, this parody was born. Hope my silliness made you smile :)